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// Going To Canterlot 
// Story: Deadpool and Pinkie Pie: 1,039 Hours 
// by MixedBag1994 
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“It’s 106 Miles to Canterlot, We’ve got a full tank of Gas, ‘Dookie’ on Cassette, it’s Dark, and We’re wearing sunglasses.” said Deadpool. 
“Hit It.” said Pinkie.  
Deadpool started the Car, placed the cassette in the player,slammed the gas, and Drove right into the snow covered tundra and straight on the train tracks. They knew in order to kill Trixie,they had to gather their forces. They Stopped in Ponyville to get the other ponies on board for this insane job. The First stop was at Twilight Sparkle’s House. Deadpool entered the house. Twilight was in a corner loading her satchel. 
“Twilight, It’s Time.” said Deadpool. 
Twilight turned around with the satchel on her side. “You don’t know how long I have been waiting for you to say that.” 
“Well Then, Meet me at Sugarcube Corner in 10 Minutes.” 
Pinkie went to Sweet Apple Acres to recruit Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Pinkie Walked towards Applejack. “We need to get you and Rainbow Dash to Sugarcube Corner in 10 Minutes. Deadpool will explain when you two get there.” said Pinkie. 
“You Know, Rainbow Dash has actually made great progress with the Rehab, I was actually planning on letting her graduate from Rehab today Despite Being at step 294.” said Applejack. 
“Let her go.” said Pinkie. 
“Alright, I will.” said Applejack. 
“Good.” said Deadpool. 
“Just one Question.” said Applejack. “How Did You Get Here?” asked Applejack. 
“Don’t Question my Awesomeness.” Deadpool and Pinkie got in the DeLorean and Drove to Carousel Boutique.
Fluttershy and Rarity were having some homemade tea. Deadpool slipped a note under the door. Rarity picked up the note. “How odd.” said Rarity.
“What does it say?” Asked Fluttershy. 
“It says ‘Sugarcube Corner. 10 Minutes. Bring Fluttershy’ and it’s signed by Deadpool and Pinkie Pie.” said Rarity. Everypony Showed up to Sugarcube Corner wondering what the request was about. Deadpool brought out a Soapbox and a Megaphone. 
“Ponies, Filles, Fans of ‘Top Gun’ lend me Your Ears!” said Deadpool. “For many months I have lived among you as ‘That Ninja Spider-Man that hangs out with Pinkie Pie’ but Today Me and Pinkie are going to plan an assault of Trixie.” Everypony Cheered.
“Myself and Deadpool have decided to go full military planning mode to get Trixie out of the Way. We have Brought you here to Join our cause. Now Who’s With Us?!” said Pinkie. 
“I Am!” said Twilight. 
“I am Too” Said Rainbow Dash. 
"So Am I!” said Applejack. 
“Yes.” said Fluttershy. 
“I Will also!” said Rarity 
“AYE!” yelled Everypony else. 
“Great!” yelled Deadpool. “Now, Everypony will have a Job to do in this operation. Rainbow Dash, Derpy,  and Fluttershy, You will be responsible for recon around the castle." 
“Can Do!” yelled Rainbow Dash. 
“Rarity, you Will design the Armor, make something Durable,but classy.” Said Pinkie Pie. 
“You’ll get my best hoof Forward!” said Rarity. 
“Twilight, you will have Two jobs on this operation. First you will plan an entrance route into the Royal Castle and you will be with me and Pinkie when we Take out Trixie.” said Deadpool. 
“I shall read all the Tom Clancy novels in the Library to Prepare myself after i finish Planning the Route.” said Twilight. “Everypony Else, Will be Responsible for Backup.” said Pinkie. 
“We Strike at Midnight Tomorrow, But we Leave for Canterlot Tonight!” yelled Deadpool. 
The Ponies got their collections of bullets, ammunition, blunt instruments, and entrance music ready. The train was prepared for the long journey to Canterlot. There was at least 3 cargo trailers, 2 Sleeping cars,a platform for the DeLorean and a Spa. The Weapons were loaded, the battalion ready and Deadpool was already in the Spa getting his back Massaged, as was Pinkie and Twilight. 
“Soooo, When should we be in Canterlot?” asked Twilight. 
“By the Next Chapter,Duh.” said Deadpool.