Inside and around an active volcano, dragons were everywhere! Many of the biggest, and older, dragons rested on the outside rim for warmth while others flew off to find jewels. Inside the volcano, younger and smaller dragons fought each other to see who'll be the alpha of all of them. Of course, with the title of this chapter, Garble was at the top, wrestling some other, scrawnier looking dragon.
"Who else thinks they can beat me!?" Garble asked with large doses of pride.
"I *Hic!* Can!" A voice spoke. Each of the dragons turned around, seeing Deadpool... Are... are you drunk!? "Bootysweat!"
Oh Celestia! We're wasted!
Sober wise, yes, but for these dragons, let's see.
Deadpool took a long swig of... what is that? Cider?
"Why is the rum always gone?" He asked himself, falling to the floor and puked like Gary. All of the dragons watched in disgust, one having to turn around and run away, puking himself.
EWW!!!
Now I feel sick!
Ugh... Luckily... it was over, and Deadpool got up, wiping the vomit from his front.
"There! Now I'm sober!" He said to himself before looking at the dragons "How the hell did I get here? And WHAT happened last night!?"
ooh! Are we going home to find out what crazy thing happened? Like "The Hangover"!?
I hope not; the sequels get horrible with each one.
"Hey!" Garble yelled "You challenged me to a fight!?"
"...I did!?"
You did.
You did.
"Oh... well... COME AT ME BRO!!!" Garble charged at the Merc, claws ready to slice him. Deadpool screamed like a woman, pulling the bottle of rum he drank and threw it at Garble, knocking the teenage dragon out. "Great! You made me reference 'That's my boy'!"
No link for it?
Youtube doesn't have it... and it's better that way.
Garble got up, rubbing his head with a bruise.
"You used a weapon!?" He asked
"... Kinda?" Deadpool replied, shrugging his shoulder while trying to look innocent.
"Get 'im, boys!" All of the dragons cheered as they charged to Deadpool.
"Oh s**t!" Before he could react, Deadpool was on the ground, punched and kicked by the gang of dragons, screaming like a girl. After a good, five minute beating, the dragons left the injured Deadpool. Since we all know Deadpool heals fast, he stood right up. "Hey! You failed to kill me!"
"What the-!?" One of the dragons yelled. Deadpool pulled out a sandwich.
A sandwich? How is a sandwich going to help us?
Remember Castle crashers?
...Oh!
Deadpool took a bit of the sandwich, glowed with a flash of both white & yellow, and was now just as buff as the hulk! And, right behind him, a heavy metal tune was heard. All of the dragons were, as you can imagine, brutally beaten up by the 'roid-raged Deadpool as the music played.
♫I am be dangerous now!
Not me hurt
When stairs fell down!
Me pushed by you
Me hit head!
Me nose broke
Soon you be dead! ... Soon you be dead!
So strong, my face is
You punch, break fingers!
Kick me, you're limping
Stab me, you're bleeding!
I am be angerous now
You throwing rock at me
Hit eye and it no hurt me
I'm strong
You're not!... You're not!
I'm making time for fighting,
I'm clearing time for hitting,
We'll meet and I will beat you,
Our schedules permitting.
I pick out fighting outfit;
Don't want my pants too tight;
Need clothes to breath to beat you
You'll be beaten down tonight!!!
♫I'm so f*****g tough
I'm so f*****g tough
That's right!
I'm so f*****g tough
I'm so f*****g tough
That's right!
I'm so f*****g tough
I'm so f*****g tough
That's right!
I'm so f*****g tough
I'm so f*****g tough
That's right!♫
♫You're an ugly man
You're as dumb as sand
Your mom's f*****g fat
Your mom blew a rat
You are a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you're so tough
You're a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you drown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history!!!
Feel my fist
On your face
You hate this
I feel great!!!♫
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
♫So strong, my face is!
You punch, break fingers!
Kick me, you're limping!
Stab me, you're bleeding!
I am be furious now!
You say the bad word at me!
You pull a string and trip me!
I fall down,
You run!... You run!♫
♫I am making time for fighting
I think it's time to beat you
I think it's good decision
That I destroy and teach you
You put on very fast shoes
And try to run away
I'm very strong and fast though
You're going down today♫
♫You're so f*****g weak
I'm so f*****g strong
That's right!
You're so f*****g weak
I'm so f*****g strong
That's right!
You're so f*****g weak
I'm so f*****g strong
That's right!
You're so f*****gweak
I'm so f*****g strong
That's right!!!♫
♫You're an ugly man
You're as dumb as sand
Your mom's f*****g fat
Your mom blew a rat
You are a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you're so tough
You're a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you drown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history!!!
Feel my fist
On your face
You hate this
I feel great!!!♫
...
♫You're an ugly man
You're as dumb as sand
Your mom's f*****g fat
Your mom blew a rat
You are a mistake
You have sex with cake
You think you're so tough
You're a living bluff
I will put you down
I will make you drown
I will make you bleed
I am filled with speed
I cannot feel pain
I might be insane
I am victory
I write history!!!♫
After the very metal and brutal beatdown by Deadpool on his own, Garble laid on the floor, cowering in fear. Deadpool walked to him, powering down from the sandwich.
"P-p-please!" Garble begged "D-don't h-h-hurt me-e-e-e!!!"
"Oh, I'm not gonna hurt you," Deadpool replied with a s**t eating grin. "I'm gonna do something much worse." He turned around, his butt barely touching Garble's face. "NAGASAKI!!!" With the amount of fire around, and the methane that came out of Deadpool's... anus, it caused a huge explosion that fired the merc into the air! "I'M SO AWESOME!!!"
After flying through the air, Deadpool crashed into an abandoned boat, causing it to move forward.
"Whoo! That was so metal!" Deadpool commented.
It sure was!
Except for the fart joke.
Deadpool looked ahead, seeing a portal opening up.
"Hey! What's going on!?"
Oh, you don't know? You're going to be in another fan-fic!
"... I'm... I'm going to be in another Fan-Fic!?"
Eeyup.
"Oh... oh my god! What Fanfic am I going in!? Does it involve someone I know!? Ooh! Am I going to be with Deathstroke!? Or another Deadpool!? Oh! Wait, Is it with Tats!?"
No. It's called: "When Lightning Strikes."
"...That sounds... weird."
Eh, don't worry, you'll do fine in there... I think.
"Alright, whatever you say."
Just enter like a pirate.
"... Okay. I'm already on a boat, might as well do the jingle!" Before he could sing the famous Disney pirate tune, the entire ship and Deadpool entered the portal, going to the other Fanfic by FrostTheWolf. Frost... good luck.