Deadpool and Gallus sat inside Deadpool's house, only mildly cleaned up to make way for the new students that would be joining the X-Force. With Deadpool, he nailed down to actual communities, since he's pretty sure characters like Discord, Iron Will, and Tirek were all on their own with no real place to call home. A bit harsh, but then again, will the show actually bring in the rest of these kindgoms at the last season? Most likely not. But anyways, Deadpool had his small list of students that he wanted to join since last season, but couldn't for various reasons. That didn't stop him from finding his own students, though.
Standing in front of the two, separated by their table, was a bipedal cat that was mostly grey with black striped and a white underbelly. She wore a simple blue dress over her body, and looked to be about Deadpool's size.
"Alright, your name, please?" Deadpool asked.
"I'm Selina." The cat answered in a rather sultry voice.
"Gotcha. And care to tell a little about yourself? Like, where came from, so the readers can understand more?"
"I'm from Klugetown. My uncle is Capper, the cat that helped saved Equestria from the Storm King. And I've got what you expect from a cat; able to climb higher places, can use my claws to fight, very athletic."
"And are distracted by shiny objects?"
"Rarely."
"I doubt it." He threw a bit. "Go get it!"
"Ooh! A bit!" Gallus yelled, jumping over and getting the bit."
A diamond dog stood with brown fur and patches of black on his face and paws. He wore a simple blue vest and looked around, very paranoid, looking as if he was in trouble.
"My name Roscoe, yes." He spoke in a skittish voice. "Diamond dog, yes. Very good, very good, yes." Gallus gave a very concerned look.
"He seems awfully sketchy." The griffin commented.
"Yes, but just like Selina, Rosco here is based off of the author's old dog, who was awfully skittish." Deadpool replied back before turning to Roscoe. "Oh hey, Roscoe! Do you eat s**t?"
"No! Yes." Roscoe replied.
"... You're in."
A stool was in the room, and, with a series of magnifying glasses, a lone breezie stood on the stool, looking quite small. He had a poofy red head, though was white all over. An equally small microphone was next to him, allowing the breezie to speak into.
"Is this thing on?" He asked, poking at the mic.
"Yes, we can hear you." Deadpool replied.
"Ah. Hi, I'm Lightbreeze, a fellow breezie. I may not be huge, but I do wanna make a big impact!"
"... You sure about this?" Gallus asked. "He's awfully small. I wouldn't be surprised if some creature tried to eat him."
"And how many times have I taught you to not talk about Vore around MrAquino?" Deadpool asked back.
"I can hear you two!" Lightbreeze spoke.
"Sorry about that. You're in."
A Kirin with red fur, black mane, and white scales stood in front of the two.
"Summer Flare." She stated bluntly. "I'm a kirin. If I get angry enough, I'll turn into a nirik."
"... I have nothing else to say. You're in." Deadpool replied.
Strongheart stood in front of the two.
"Oh hey! I haven't seen you since Season 1!" Deadpool spoke.
"You know this gal?" Gallus asked.
"Not personally, just remember her from the episode Over a Barrel."
"And I've grown up much more!" The buffalo spoke up. Deadpool looked at her.
"You look the same."
"You'll see soon enough.
All the new X-force students lined up, having been altered now with the same machine that caused the student 6 to turn into anthropomorphic nightmares heroes. Selina was the tallest and slender of the group, though still shorter than Silverstream, with her outfit having an added hoodie to it. Roscoe had metalic blades on his new anthro form, and he wasn't walking around like a gorilla anymore. Lightbreeze was now the size of a standard action figure, making her the shortest out of anyone in the X-Force. Summer Flare stood with a katana strapped to her back, with her scales popping out of the armor a bit more. Finally, Stongheart was, if not for Lightbreeze, the shortest out of all of the X-Force, having a bow and quiver on her back.
"Atten-hut!" Deadpool spoke, wearing his X-Force costume. "I want a stone cold, righteous attention!" He walked to each of the students in the attention as mentioned before. "Your chin is down! Your chest out! Your gut in! Your face mean! Cause you're rough, tough, fightin' machines!!!"
"SHH!!!" Everyone spoke. As it turned out, they were all in Canterlot's library.
"Hmph. Nobody appreciates G.I.Joe anymore."
"Uh, sir?" Selina spoke in a hushed tone. "But why are we in Canterlot's library?"
"Good question!"
"Shh!" The various ponies inside shushed. Deadpool huffed as he sat down, holding a book up, though signaled everyone to join. His new students leaned in, though Lightbreeze was able to sit inside the huddle.
"Alright, this is more or less the best way for me to see if you have what it takes to become future X-force members. You've got a mission on hand right now that needs to be done ASAP."
"Ooh! Mission, yes." Roscoe spoke. "What do we do? Yes."
"... Ok, for starters, stop saying 'yes' at the end of your sentences, or else I'll cut you out of this team. But for you all, we've got a situation. Dusty Pages, the old librarian that used to work here," he pulled out a photo of an elderly looking librarian pony "and, if my sources are correct, she's been targeted by this pony," he pulled out another photo mare. "First Folio."
"So we gotta take her out?" Summer Flare asked.
"What!? No! Investigate. See why she wants to do it. As for me, I will keep Dusty Pages occupied. Keep her safe, ya dig?"
"I dig!" Roscoe panted.
"Not literal dig."
"That'll be easy." Strongheart said.
"Oh I hope so. If it's true, report to me."
"Yes, sir!" The X-Force members replied in unison, right before being shushed by everypony else.
3 Weeks Later...
In a retirement home, the new X-Force kicked the door down, still as their anthro selves, frustrated looking. On stage was a group of retired ponies, very old looking, and Deadpool was with them, shredding on the guitar alongside Dusty Pages.
"Deadpool!" Selina yelled "You left us for this!? Playing music with older ponies!?"
"What?" Deadpool asked, still playing music. "They need someone young and strong to look after them."
"You left us alone for 3 weeks!!!" Summer Flare yelled, right on the verge of turning into a Nirik. "3 Weeks wasted of our lives to watch over some pony that only charges ponies for late fees!!!"
"Did you rent a book to get that late fee payment to get close to her?"
"Yes!" Roscoe added. "And she had no plans to attack her?"
"Who are they talking about?" Dusty Pages asked, finally setting her guitar down to listen.
"Eh, it's nothing. But my plan worked."
"Plan?" Lightbreeze asked. "What plan?"
"Oh, I had some help to make a certain activity into a fun training session."
"...What?"
"Students... a Squishy food foodfight tournament!!!" All the students stared with unamused looks. "What?"
"Alright, let's get him." Strongheart spoke before whistling. A lout screeching was heard, right before a falcon flew right into Deadpool's face and used it's talons to scratch his face off.
"AHH!!! FALCON!!! FALCON!!!"
"Get him!!!" Summer Flare yelled, turning into a nirik and charging at Deadpool, impaling him with her sword before slicing upward, slicing his chest and head. Rocoe dug underground, ripping a hold in the floor, but dragged Deadpool's legs down, but ripped them off, leaving him legless. Selina used both of her claws to scratch out Deadpool's eyes, rendering him blind. As for Lightbreeze, she simply flew into Deadpool's brain and ripped out his medulla oblongata.
FATALITY!!!
A lone door fell down as Gallus stood behind the door, seeing the carnage.
"Yep, you're all definitely X-Force material." He wrote down on a notepad. "See you soon!" He walked right out and flew away. All the elderly ponies stood in complete shock at the brutal way they killed Deadpool... and nearly had a heart attack seeing the sack that was Deadpool regenerate rapidly, completely naked, and as hideous as ever.
"Well, on the plus side, they're all old, so Mistress Death won't be waiting for long."