//------------------------------// // NOTICE ME EQUESTRIA DAILY!!! Pony #46 and 47: The Great & Powerful Trixie and Sethisto // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Earlier: A lone unicorn mare with a pale cornflower mane & paler stripes, an azure coat, and wearing a purple magician outfit that had yellow & blue stars & circles all over it's hat and cape, picked up the comic book Deadpool was in. Next to her was a unicorn stallion that had a short, red, fuzzy mane with a yellow coat. "Hm... Trixie could use this in her next performance." She spoke to herself "With my help, right?" The unicorn asked all in awe, having small hearts come out from his face. "Of course. Do you still have that Power Pony costume you bought for Nightmare Night?" "I do." "Well get into it! We have a show to perform!!!" A few hours and decent show later Trixie stood on a stage with hundreds of ponies looking at her, most with a bored looking face, but the foals seems to really enjoy it. "And now," Trixie spoke "the Great and Powerful Trixie will use her magic to summon a famous superhero from this comic book!!!" In the back, the unicorn stallion had on a Mistress Mare-velous costume, ready to jump out when she gave the signal. "With my words, the hero will come out! 'Hear me spirits of the other land, give me the power to summon a lad, for a minute or two, I summon you!!!'" The comic book began to glow & float in the air! It opened it's pages and the silhouette of a famous human came out. he landed on his feet, but doing a pose like Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator. He stood up, and the crowd gasped at who it was. "DEADPOOL!!!" Deadpool yelled, pointing at the crowd. Silence was made, followed a large cheer from the crowd. Flowers were thrown at him, and he teleported away for a bit, returning with a suit on and holding an Oscar. "I'm sorry Leonardo DiCaprio, but... I won!!! I couldn't have done this without you!!! Thank you! THANK YOU!!!" The unicorn stallion came out of the back, removing his mask, and went to Trixie. "Was that the signal?" He asked "Not at all." Trixie replied, gawked at what had happened. The curtains closed on Deadpool, though the crowd was still cheering for his entrance. Deadpool teleported next to the two, carrying both in his arms. "Trixie!!!" Deadpool yelled "And... Sethisto!?!?!?" "He knows my name!!!" Sethisto yelled "He... knows me?" Trixe asked, shaking with fear. "Of course I do!" Deadpool replied "Trixie: you're a magician that loves pinecones & peanut butter crackers, hates wheels, tried to take over Ponyville,and this guy's crush!" "WHAT!?!?!?" "And Sethisto: You're the creator of Equestria Daily and super Trixie fan!!!" "I am!" Sethisto replied with a cat-like smile that looks like it could belong to an anime. "Say... care to put this awesome story on Equestria Daily?" "...what story?" Deadpool dropped the two "BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS AT HOME!!! Submit this story to Equestria Daily now!!! Spread my awesomeness across the internet!!!" "Who is he taking to?" Trixie asked "Maybe his mind." Sethisto That guy's a little close on that one. No he isn't. "DO IT BRONIES!!! DO IT!!!" "...I'm a bit scared of him." "I find him funny!" Deadpool turned around to the two. Trixie ran behind Sethisto, cowering a bit. "Trixie," Sethisto spoke "I don't think he's going to hurt us." "True," Deadpool replied, teleporting and carrying Trixie in his arms. "I would've killed you before, but after seeing how the Brony fandom loves you, I'll allow you to live." "Uh... thanks?" Trixie replied in a confused tone. "Trixie!" Sethisto yelled "Perhaps Deadpool can help you with your next show!!!" "You really think so?" "Yeah!!! Deadpool, can you help us out?" "Hm... YES!!!" Deadpool replied, tossing Trixie in the air. She screamed a bit, but was caught before she fell to the floor. "So... care to alter things a bit?" "What do you mean?" she asked "I can play instruments." Sethisto said. "THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH!!!" Deadpool replied "Living Tombstone... I hope you enjoy this." An hour later: The place was cleaned up and a new crowd, with some of the old, entered the area to see the show. Among them, there was the mane 6, the princesses, Spike, some of the weird O.C.s he met, and other ponies that he may or may not have meet before. The curtains rolled up: Sethisto stood there with some instruments and played a tune. A puff of Smoke, and Trixie appeared. "♫I'm Trixie, Welcome to the show,♫" Trixie sang. "♫Got Magic tricks so here we go! We're gonna have some fun, hold on to your hats.♫" A puff of Red smoke, and Deadpool appeared next to her. The newcomers gasped at his appearance, and the others cheered for him still here. "♫We don't care who you are anymore,♫" Deadpool sang right back "♫Just pack your things go out the door. You claim that your performing, don't make us laugh.♫" "♫I have something more!♫" "♫We've seen it before.♫" "♫It's much more special!♫" "♫We'd rather be in hell.♫" "♫It might be the same act, be patient you'll see. You can call it fake, but this is real magic!!! Real Magic!!!♫" The two performed a dance together that looked like it could be used with canes. "♫Look as I make stuff levitate,♫" Trixie sang, doing all the stuff she sang aloud. "♫Making a rope act like a snake, and of course the famous bunny from a hat! Got magic cards and so much more, I even brought fireworks For all of you to all to enjoy♫" "♫Who cares about that, it's all the same thing,♫" Deadpool sang right back. "♫All the same tricks we've seen before♫" "♫It might be the same act, be patient you'll see. You can call it fake, but this is real magic!!! Real magic!!!♫" The two performed many famous magician things including: Deadpool performing the simple, super long scarf, Trixie eating a Pinecone, Deadpool exiting a straight jacket without teleporting, Trixie balancing on a stack of cans that stood twelve feet in the air, and Deadpool, with the help of Sethisto, throwing knives around around the unicorn wit him blindfolded and gagged. The two then stared down at each other "♫Why do you still want to perform? We tried to tell you all along that this act is old, you have to face that!♫" "♫I heard all what you have said, but I don't think I should be mad. The most important thing is to enjoy what you do!♫" "♫But it doesn't make sense!!!♫" "♫It doesn't change a thing.♫" "♫Even if we say it's bad-♫" "♫I'm still performing!♫" "♫It might be the same act-♫" "♫Be patient, you'll see.♫" "♫You can call it fake,♫" the two sang together, with Deadpool holding Trixie in one of his arms while Trixie's hoof was held around his neck. "♫But this is real magic!!! Real Magic!!!♫" Deadpool dropped Trixie, to which she landed on her feet like a cat. she got onto her hind legs and the two performed a Tango-like dance. When the music ended, they both disappeared in a puff of smoke that had both red & white in it. the crowd cheered at that they saw. Unbeknownst to the crowd, Deadpool and Trixie were right above them, sitting on the wood above them. Tears came right from Trixie's face, but she smiled at how they were reacting. "Deadpool." Trixie spoke "Yeah?" The merc replied "Trix- I wanted to say... thank you." "It's not just me. Thank Sethisto for helping us out with his music." the two looked at the stange, seeing Sethisto waving towards the crowd while taking away his instruments. Trixie could't really tell, but Sethisto saw her with Deadpool and waved towards them. the stallion took all his instruments back and the curtains closed right behind him. Deadpool picked up Trixie and teleported to the back. Trixie got out of the Merc's grip and ran towards Sethisto, giving him a huge hug!!! "What the-!?!?!?" Sethisto yelled in question, but went back to his calm self, feeling Trixie rubbing her head onto his chest. "We did it!" Trixie yelled "Sethisto... I'm... sorry for treating you so badly. Thank you for being with me, even if it looks like we're going to fail." "Hey, Trixie, it's no biggie. You may not have noticed, but... well... it's hard to say it, but... perhaps-" "Spill it out." Deadpool commented. Sethisto made a scrunch face and swallowed hard. "Well... I... love you." Trixie's ears flattened, her mouth went wide open, and her eyes grew into the size of dinner plates. "T-I have no idea what to say." She replied "Don't. It sounds stupid, but I do love you!" "Well... Trixie loves you too." "...Really!?!?!?" "Yes!!! Even more than her fans!!!" "... Shall we?" "Oh yes! We shall!!! but first," she turned to Deadpool "how can we thank you?" "A selfie will do." Deadpool replied "Selfie!?!?!?" "It's a picture." Sethisto replied "Oh... Alright! Trixie will have her beauty contained for the ages to come!!!" "That's the Trixie I know and love!!!" "Say 'Crackers'!!!" Deadpool yelled "CRACKERS!!!" the two yelled. A picture was taken. "Now, I'll leave you two alone. My destiny calls for somepony else." He disappeared in a simple puff of red smoke. the two stood there in awkward silence. "So," Sethisto said, rubbing the back of his mane awkwardly "should we- UMPH!!!" Without a warning, Trixie grabbed Sethisto by the back of his mane, threw her head in, and planted her lips onto his. Sethisto struggled at first, but then calmed down quickly, enjoying her kiss, then returned with his own kiss. They both accidentally kicked a lamp down, and the two's kissing silhouette was seen to the crowd. Mana 'Dawws' were heard. "Look at that." Cadence spoke "Another work from Deadpool?" "Maybe," her husband, Shining Armor, replied "its kinda like us, don't you think?" "Yeah. Think their relationship will work?" "I won't deny any bumps will be there, but they should make it. Look at us." "True, very true."