Deadpool in Equestria

by MrAquino


Halloween Special Part 2

In Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle (dressed up as a werepony), Rarity (as Princess Leia), Rainbow Dash (as The Flash), Applejack (as Tree trunks), Fluttershy (as Geralt of Rivia from the Witcher games), and the CMC (as a forgettable power rangers knock off). Many of the other residents of Ponyville were also in their costume, such as Spike in futuristic armor with M6 on it, Derpy dressed as Bender from Futurama, Both Lyra & Bon Bon in matching black suits, and Zecora as the Doppler Effect.
"Anypony know where Deadpool is at?" Twilight asked
"I'm not so sure," Applejack replied "Ah figured that, on a day like this, he may really express himself."
"I am quite sure he is applying the final touches," Rarity added "No doubt that He has a... different sense of style."
"Or he's busy coming up with tricks." Rainbow Dash replied "And that's a real treat in itself."
"...Look!" Fluttershy pointed. Some bushes began to shake, and Princess Luna ran out, sweating & panting without her horn and wings.
"RUN!!!" Luna yelled "Save yourselves!!!"
"...Was that Princess Luna without her horn and wings?" Spike asked. Everyone froze as moans approached them. Out of the bushes, hundreds of zombies came out, each decaying & at a different rate; some looking fresh to others that were almost skeletons.
"ZOMBIES!!!" Fluttershy screamed, running away on her hind legs! Everypony backed up as the zombies slowly walked or crawled to them. A huge vehicle came out, crushing some zombies. On top of the vehicle was Deadpool in Mad Max guitar guy costume, but also, Stuffy was outside, dressed up as Mega Man while Crazy was Krieg from Borderlands 2.
"Deadpool!?" Twilight yelled, seeing Deadpool's horn and wings
"Princess Deadpool now, book horse!" Deadpool replied "Flee in terror from my awesome guitar solo and army of zombies!!!"
STRIP THE FLESH!!!
Let's not, okay?
Deadpool began to play the guitar, making the place go dark with lightning coming from the sky as the zombies began to prowl into Ponyville. Every pony watching this turned and ran for their lives, only to stop as more zombies came their way. Every lone lightning bolt that came down & struck a pony not turned them into ashes, but instead, they became what they dressed up as so yeah... Cabin in the woods, anyone?
"Yeah! You hear the screeching of the-" Stuffy slapped him.
You idiot! Look at what you've done!!!
"Hey! I was going to jam out!"
But look around you!
Deadpool watched the madness he made as not only zombies were everywhere, but vampires, werewolves, other iconic horror monsters, strange monsters from Japan, and whole bunch of things that cosplayers would love dressing up as.
You even got crazy involved with this!
Down below, Crazy was using Krieg's buzz axe while yelling about bicycles made out of meat as he chopped through some zombies.
"...Oh s**t."
Uh huh! And look at your friends!
Weasel was a giant weasel, climbing building and avoiding the madness, Vanessa was now the small and-
Super sexy mouse!
...You've been watching too much robot chicken. Anyways, with her... running and not getting crushed, Blind Al was-
"I CAN SEE!!!" She yelled "I CAN SEE!!!" Deadpool teared at the sight.
"Poor blind al." Deadpool cried out. "Where's moon cheeks! We need her help!"
She's over there! With the CMC!!!
"Beetleborgs! Go!!!" The CMC shouted in unison, pulling out laser guns and firing at the zombies.
"Who'd figure Flabber would send us here?" Sweetie Belle asked
"That's Jay Leno as a clown!" Deadpool yelled, rushing to them.
"Another villain!" Applebloom yelled "Beetleborgs! Fire!" they fired at Deadpool, leaving holes in his body, but were healed easily.
"...Yeah, I ain't having that."
"He's not down!" Scootaloo yelled "How can we-"
"CANCELLATION!!!" Deadpool held up some documents regarding the Beetleborgs cancellation date. The three screamed and ran off. "Mooncheeks! I need your help in stopping this!"
You mean 'We', right?
"I can't!" Luna replied "You have all of my magic! You must summon someone much greater than us to stop this! Someone like-"
"Holy s**t! I can summon-"
"Yes! Now go! Go before something else crazy happens!"
"I am craziness in flesh!!!" Deadpool snapped his finger and both Luna & Deadpool transformed into their opposite species: Deadpool as a Pony-

And Luna as a Human.

"Hey! Where are mah wings!?!?!?" Deadpool asked
"You wings are lost!" Luna replied "You idiot! Now we'll never be able to summon-"
"I have a Plan B!!! Plus, I'm sure MrAquino will want this at the very end, right!?"
There's an end to this story?
... Won't happen until later.
"Quickly! Get onto my back!" Luna stared and scratched behind her head
"I... don't know how we-"
"Do what I do! Ride me!" Luna jumped onto Deadpool's back. Deadpool ran as fast as his pony body could take him. "Now thrust your pelvis into my back multiple times!" Luna followed "Hehehehehe! You humped my back!" Luna stabbed Deadpool in the back of his neck!
"Scumbag!!! Now what is your plan B?"
Does it involve-
"Oh yeah! Plus, the kids in heaven will be glad for the next... six minutes."
"Who are you summoning, by the way?"
"The king of Pop himself: Not Justin Beiber!!!"
People still believe that he's the current king.
"Makes as much sense as Hitler being the savior. Oh, and is this your attempt at telling people to read your new Fic, Luna's treats, MrAquino? Oh! Never mind! My words are green!"
...Look, I'd like more view, okay? Plus, it's Halloween time!
You and your 'vore' fetish.
You'll all forgive me in the next chapter!!!