Deadpool teleported himself away, back into Ponyville. The hoots from owls, screeches of bats, and the glow from the moon caused his eyes to become heavy. Soon, he fell asleep, falling on a table, not even caring if he looked like a hobo or not. Thanks to his time sleeping with rats in the sewers, hobos on the streets, and the Sentinels in wherever the f**k they came from, Deadpool slept through the night with ease in an uncomfortable position that had his butt in the air, his legs twisted around his head, his arms dangling over the sides, and half of his face covered with splinters. His dream was, yet again, had Luna in it, but she stopped as she saw this madness with Deadpool & his two selves singing this:
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"Hello?" a woman's voice asked. Deadpool snorted himself awake.
"Look Luna," Deadpool murmured half asleep "I know Steven Magnet is gay, but he's so fabulous that way... like me."
"I'm not Luna. I'm not really sure how I got back here from Canterlot high." Deadpool's eyes widened, as he snorted himself awake, seeing, right in front of him, a unicorn mare with an amber coat, and a Vivid Crimson mane with yellow stripes that looked like fire.
"Did you Say 'Canterlot High'?"
"Yes. Allow me to introduce myself: I'm Sunset Shimmer." Deadpool teleported himself standing up, but also carrying Sunset in his arms.
"HOLY S**T!!! SUNSET MOTHER F***ING SHIMMER!!!"
"Uh... Do I know you?"
"No. But I know you! Sunset Shimmer: once the proud student of P.C. for the illuminati, but wished to gain power & tried to fight her, but was banished to the not so human but still human world!"
"...how do you-?"
"Let me finish. You came back to steal Twilight Sparkleoo's tiara for yourself to gain power, in three days, you took back the crown and became a demon that made everyone a zombie at the fall formal dance, but you were defeated!"
"Please... don't remind me of that."
"Ah! but in the days to come, you transformed from being a complete b***h to the woman that, though people were hesitant on, you turned into a good guy greg and, after some problem with the Dazzlers, you saved the world with Twilight & her friends!!!" Deadpool hugged the unicorn tightly, and Sunset couldn't help but feel a bit better, knowing this strange creature knew him, but seemed to like her now. "Oh Sunset! If it makes you feel better... I can kill your old Boyfriend 'Flash Sentry'!"
YES!!! YES!!! DO IT!!! DO IT FOR AMERICA!!!
We're Canadian!!!
"WHAT!?!?!?" Sunset yelled "No! I'm not going to do that! It was me being the jerk, not him! He deserves Twilight, and, though personally, I actually would like to see the two together."
"...Really?"
"Really."
"Oh." silence fell between the two.
"I haven't got your name yet."
"Oh! The name's Deadpool!"
"Deadpool?"
"Yep!"
"That's... interesting. Did you come from the mirror like me?"
"Uh... no. If I did, then I'd be a pony like you."
"Hm... good point there. How did you get here?"
"Some crazy unicorn named Lyra summoned me here."
"And... that's it?"
"Pretty much."
"Oh... how long have you been here?"
"A couple of days."
"Hm... how is it here?"
"Well, with Tirek as a decapitated head now, I'd say it's..." Deadpool pulled out a pair of sunglasses and placed them over his eyes "20% cooler." A loud 'yeah!' played behind him.
"...Did you say that you killed Lord Tirek?"
"Eeyup!"
"But... I thought nothing could harm him, according to legend & old books in the Canterlot library."
"Oh please: Twilight beat the s**t out of him after losing her home & all her books and I personally killed him to avenge all she had loss! The Brony Fanbase loves me for it now!!! Isn't that right, Bronies!?!?!?"
"...Okay. Listen, can you-"
"Deadpool!" Twilight's voice was heard. The two turned and saw the purple alicorn walking towards them. "there you are! Listen, I just want to give you my thanks in getting rid of that awful creature a- SUNSET SHIMMER!?!?!?"
"TWILIGHT!!!" Sunset jumped out of Deadpool's arms and hugged her friend.
D'awww....
I hate to admit, but they look cuter here than in the 'human' world.
"How did you get here!?!?!?" Twilight asked after Sunset was done hugging her.
"That... I'm not exactly sure really." Sunset replied "I wasn't doing anything interesting, nor was there something special planned at Canterlot High, I just sorta... poof! Here!"
"That is strange. Come on, I think we can take you back to Canterlot high."
"Hold on just a minute!" Deadpool exclaimed "You meet each other and you IMMEDIATELY find a way to take her back there!?!?!?"
"It's nothing bad, Mr. Deadpool," Sunset replied "it's that, I've gotten use over there really. I made some good friends over there and, well, I don't want to lose it. That, and, well, Celestia may not be too hype on seeing me back here."
"Come on," Twilight spoke "thanks to my machine home, it should take you back over there."
The three made their way to Twilight's new castle. Along the way, Deadpool told the two about his adventures, though, being the charmer he was, changed a couple of things such as how he meet many mares in a fancy tuxedo with long, luscious hair that would give Fabio an inferiority complex. Sunset herself was surprised at the new castle, but was really surprised as the sight of Nyx and how she acts like she knows Twilight for some time, even tough Twilight herself is just getting to know the small Alicorn that looks very similar to Nightmare Moon. Spike took Nyx away to another room, leaving the three alone with the mirror in their contraption. Twilight activated the machine, opening the portal to the human world.
"Goodbye Twilight," Sunset spoke, hugging her friend "Hope to see you soon. And Goodbye Deadpool, you were interesting." She hugged his leg before going into the mirror world.
"WAIT!!!" Deadpool yelled , pulling out his phone. In slow motion, Sunset placed her front hoof into the mirror world "*In best slow motion voice* We need a selfie!!!" Deadpool fell to the step and Sunset placed her front hoof onto the mirror. Repeat, she placed her hoof ON the mirror, so she didn't go in. Sunset tapped the glass, wondering what's going on.
"Um... give it more of a push?" Twilight suggested. Sunset began to push herself into the mirror, but nothing happened.
"What the-!?!?!?" Sunset yelled "Why can't I go back!?!?!?"
"I have no idea." Twilight walked to the mirror and placed her hoof on it, not entering as well. "This... is strange."
"What am I going to do now!?!?!?"
"...I have an idea!!!" Deadpool spoke. The two looked at Deadpool in pure curiosity.
Two hours later:
Deadpool, Sunset, Twilight, Nyx, and Spike all sat down together, eating from a pile of tacos.
"These tacos are delicious!!!" Nyx exclaimed
"They are," Sunset agreed, having a mouthful in her mouth. "but, how does that help me?"
"Oh... that." Deadpool said, realizing how stupid this joke is that I made for all of them to be in. "Spike! Take a letter!"
"Right!" Spike replied, pulling out a quill & letter.
Another two hours later along with Twilight and Nyx holding Sunset down.
"come on," Spike spoke, calming Sunset down "relax. It's not like she can banish you twice."
"I don't know, Spike," Sunset replied, shaking hard "it's been so long! I-I-I have no idea what to say to her!"
"In that case then," Deadpool spoke, living his right arm in the air "this calls for me secret weapon!!!"
"...Secret weapon? What secret weaaaaaaahhhh... Hmmmmmm...." Deadpool began to scratch behind Sunset's ear, calming the unicorn down and making her feel relaxed. Her back right leg began to kick along with the sound of her purring a bit. Twilight and Nyx heard the door knock a bit, and the two answered it. Standing in front of the door was Celestia herself, with no guards or her sister present
"Is it true?" Celestia asked.
"It is." Twilight replied with a bow.
"...Come with me." Nyx hopped onto Twilight's back, as she began to follow her mentor. They entered the room Sunset was in, but stopped and watched as Deadpool was ticking her belly.
"Goochy Goo!!!" Deadpool mocked playfully as he tickled the unicorn!
"NO!!!" Sunset yelled with laughter "Stop!!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!!"
"Uh... guys," Spike said "Celestia's here." The two gasped, as Deadpool teleported himself standing upright and Sunset hastily stood up, falling onto her front side before trying to stand upright herself.
"Sunset Shimmer." Celestia spoke, walking towards the unicorn. Sunset squeaked in response and slowly backed up, only to be pushed forward by Spike and Deadpool's foot. The two were now only a feet away from each other.
"P-P-Princess C-celsti-ia." Sunset stuttered "I'm... I'm-"
"Sunset Shimmer: for all that you've done back then, for your search for power, and how you treated Twilight & her friends, I have one thing to say... I forgive you."
"W-what!?!?!?"
"I forgive you, Sunset." The unicorn teared up a bit and ran to Celestiq hugging the Princess onto her chest and crying hard. Celestia used her wings to cover her up, almost like if they were arms around the unicorn.
"I'm so sorry!!! I'm sorry, Celestia!!!"
"Don't worry, Twilight has told me how you've changed drastically, and that's all I need."
"Does... that mean I'm no longer banished?" Celestia held her hoof, lifting Sunset's head up by her chin.
"Absolutely." the unicorn teared up again and wept hard, but having a smile on her face. Some music began to play, and they all turned to Deadpool, who had a guitar for some weird reason and played the theme to 'The Breakfast Club'.
"♫Hey, hey, hey ,hey!♫" Deadpool sang "♫Ohhh... Won't you come see about me? I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby. Tell me your troubles and doubts, giving me everything inside and out and love's strange so real in the dark, think of the tender things that we were working on. Slow change may pull us apart when the light gets into your heart, baby. Don't You Forget About Me, Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't You Forget About Me... Will you stand above me? Look my way, never love me? Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down. Will you recognise me? Call my name or walk on by? Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling Down, down, down, down. Hey, hey, hey, hey!!! Ohhhh..... Don't you try to pretend, It's my feeling we'll win in the end I won't harm you or touch your defenses Vanity and security. Don't you forget about me! I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby. Going to take you apart, I'll put us back together at heart, baby! Don't You Forget About Me, Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't You Forget About Me! As you walk on by, will you call my name? As you walk on by, Will you call my name? When you walk away.♫" Both Celestia and Sunset sniffed a bit, looking back at each other, as Spike & Nyx danced together and Twilight stood next to Sunset, placing her hoof on her shoulder. "♫Or will you walk away? Will you walk on by? Come on - call my name Will you call my name? I say: *insert all the Las*.!!!♫"
"That... was beautiful!" Sunset replied, wiping a tear from her face.
"That's just one of his natural things." Celestia added "for all that may make him like a child, he is actually pretty good at connecting with others."
"I sure am!" Deadpool responded, picking up Sunset. "Care to take a selfie?"
"A selfie?" Sunset asked
"Don't worry," Twilight reassured "we all had one with him."
"Well... if you say so. Deadpool! I want this memory to forever be noted!!!"
"You got it!!!" Deadpool responded, pulling out his cellphone. "The Sunset-Celestia reunion!!! Smile!!!" Sunset, wiping a tear from her face, made a cute smile as the two took a picture together! Deadpool released Sunset, gently dropping her onto the floor.
"I must say, you really are interesting. Think we will meet like this?"
"You can count on that! ... BOOP!!!" Deadpool Booped Sunset's muzzle, making her do a scrunch face, just before teleporting away to Celestia knows where. Everyone chuckled at what he did, followed by Sunset herself. Now, moving back to Equestria, is a new clean slate for Sunset Shimmer.