All the ponies in Ponyville went their own way, continuing their own normal lives, that is... until Deadpool ran down the street at hight speed with his arms flailing in the air & his legs barely touching the ground and shouting obscure gibberish as if he were in a Garry's Mod video.
"WEMUSTFINDTHEMWEMUSTFINDTHEMWEMUSTFINDTHEM-" Deadpool yelled repeatedly as ponies & other species jumped out of the way of the the second most craziest man in the world next to the Joker (but that's DC, this is Marvel SUCKAS!!!)
Who!?!?!?
The Dazzlings.
...Who are they?
They're the trio villain band that tried to take over the World in Canterlot high in Equestria Girls 2, remember?
I don't really follow.
Ugh... I can't believe I'm going there, but, here goes nothing: The girls that fart a lot.
OOH!!! THOSE B***HES!!! The H***ers, right?
"WEMUSTFINDTHEMWEMUSTFINDTHEMWEMUSTFINDTHEM-"
Wait, why do we need to find them?
Three ways: 1) Their evil 'fart' magic will cause disharmony across the land, 2) So we can prove we're the better artists than them, and 3) Sonata Dusk.
The one that spoke of Taco Tuesday?
The one that spoke of Taco Tuesday.
"WEMUSTFINDTHEMWEMUSTFINDTHEMWE-"
SHUT THE F**K UP!!!
Deadpool stopped and looked at a nearby mirror.
"Hey! I'm just trying to find those three b***hes!!! Care to stop me even more!?!?!?"
Look, we can search for them, but we need to think logically on where they would be at.
Ooh! Can we check the Beach for them!?!?!?
That... will actually work. I'm surprised you figured that out.
And can we check the carnival that's there!?!?!?
Carnival!?!?!? What are you-
LOOK!!!
Deadpool turned around and, sure enough, they were near the beach and, on a port, was an amusement park like area going on with some, though not crazy, impressive rides going on. Many ponies were there, most of them families and couples preparing for hearts & hooves day to come. Many concession stands were there, one with the famous Fluffle Puff, Pinkie Pie, and Discord running a taco stand (though she seems to eat more of her stuff than selling), Derpy & the Doctor in a muffin stand, a one & only Donut Joe running a Donut stand, and other stands selling their own snacks or running their own games for suckers to pay & try to win the prizes for themselves or, more then likely, for somepony else.
"Well call me a monkey's uncle!"
...You killed it! We had such a great time, and you killed it!
Deadpool teleported to the amusement park, surprising a few ponies, but took it as no harm at all. Deadpool searched for the Dazzlings, not sure what they'd look like: They weren't goig to be human, that's a fact, but are they going to be their Siren selves as seen in Rainbow Rock's finale? If they were going to be that, then why the hell did we need to search for them in the first place!?!?!?
"How did we even get back here?" A familiar voice asked. Deadpool stopped and turned around a corner to see who was speaking: there were three earth ponies there, and, just by the looks of them, they were the dazzlings!!!
"Beats me," The pink earth pony with two huge purple with a mint green stripe ponytails responded: Aria Blaze. "I'm just glad we're not in that pitiful world anymore."
"But we're not in our original forms anymore!!!" the golden coated earth pony with a huge, orange & yellow striped afro like mane, snapped back: Adagio Dazzle (their leader)
"Come on girls," the light blue earth pony with a single, regular blue & dark blue striped ponytail of a mane, spoke with optimism: Sonata Dusk. "We can now blend in with pony society now!"
"Are you suggesting we reform!?!?!?"
"Uh... Sorta?"
"Oh sure," Aria responded "what's next, we go in & celebrate whatever the townsfolk celebrates on?"
"Uh... No... Not... really."
"Of course, there you go, being stupid, AGAIN!!!"
"Hey!!! I'm not stupid!!! I just don't use words good!"
"ENOUGH!!!" Adiago snapped at her two friends "I hate to admit it, but I think Sonata's plan may work."
"WHAT!?!?!?" The two responded, Sonata with a gleeful tone while Aria had an angered tone.
"Think about it: our gems are now fixed, allowing us to sing great once again, and with everypony celebrating whatever they celebrate on, we can feed off their negative energy!!!"
"Just stir up trouble again like in the human world?" Aria asked "Yeah, like that worked the first time."
"This is different!!! With us being away from Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, & their friends AND not knowing we're here, we can feast like queens!!! We'll be like-"
"TACOS!!!" Sonata interrupted.
"What!?!?!? No!!! I was going to say that we'll be like-"
"Come here Taco!!!" Sonata ran away from her trio, following a taco that levitated over to a different area.
"Sonata!!! Get back here!!!"
"Eh, leave her," Aria responded "I guess your plan will work. With her out of the way, the more we get to feast on, am I right?"
"... Fine. This should work with only your help."
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Sonata chased after the mysterious floating taco, wanting to get a wonderful taste from this delicacy!!! She dodged the ponies across her path, but was still focused enough to get to her delicious floating prey. The Taco landed onto a single paper plate, that was on a booth outside a stand, where a couple of other ponies sat on, eating their own tacos. Sonata jumped not her seat, took a good whiff of her treat, and then scarfed it down, laughing like a mad man as she ate the tortilla with lettuce & various veggies in it. She stopped as she was soon face-to-face with a weird, pink, super fluffy thing pony, staring at her.
"Ptthptphtp." The pink thing spoke.
"Uh... sure?" Sonata responded, having no clue what it said. A puff of smoke, and another taco landed on the plate.
"So," a pink pony with a darker pink mane spoke, coming out from the fur of the other pink pony "Are you 'Sonata Dusk'?" Sonata chewed her taco slowly, sweating a bit.
"Uh... yes?"
"Are you with the Dazzlings?" a weird, slender monster asked, slithering it's way out of the fluffy pink pony's fur.
"...What are you getting at?"
"Just what I heard your leader, Adiago, spoke of." another voice responded. A puff of red smoke, and Deadpool appeared!!! "Name's Deadpool!!! I've seen you before and, might I say, I love you!!!"
"You... love me?"
"Of course!!! Who else loves that many tacos!?!?!?" The three inside the stand gave him a 'seriously?' look. "Alright, you three are in this as well."
"Yay!!!" The regular pink pony & monster cheered together, with the fluff ball gasping with a smile.
"What are you going to do with me!?!?!?" Sonata asked, shivering and sweating hard.
"Easy as this," Deadpool responded, holding a flashlight underneath his face & turning it on, just to make him look more dramatic "we need you... TO JOIN US!!!"
"... Seriously?"
"Seriously!!! We have many perks here than when when you stay with those two!"
"Like what?"
"Discord, Pinkie, Fluffle Puff, show her the goods!!!"
"With Pleasure!" Discord replied. With a quick snap of his eagle claw, Sonata, still in her chair, appeared in a pitch black area with a single lamp over her, and a board with the four around it. "To get this started, the first thing you have to know is that with you, you won't be the only villain to be reformed from their evil ways of life. Just look at me: I used to be the Lord of Chaos, now, I'm a lovable guy for ponies to be around!" Discord explained while, in his claw hands, held a ruler that pointed out all the things he and she did that were evil, but showing what has happened to him after reforming & what she can do if she's reformed.
"Our second perk is that you can make more new friends than ever!" Pinkie exclaimed, pointing at a picture with her surrounded by other ponies, but really, the four were present around her. "Good guys generally have more friends than villains, which means more help, more of a good time, and more memories for you all to share together!!!"
"Ptthpthptpthtpthhhtpthhpttttphtpthptphhhptphhhtttptthptpthptttttphtphpttttpppphhhhptphhhptptptptptphpthph!" Fluffle 'Spoke', showing a picture of Sonata earning wings & a horn, and becoming the princess of tacos.
"And," Deadpool finished, pointing at a picture with all of them with halos above their heads with Deadpool's face turned to look like that of Markiplier "We're much better than those so called 'friends' of yours!" Discord snapped his finger, and they were all back to their stand. "So... ready to join us?"
"...Sure." Sonata spoke
"Alright everyone! Tie her up and- wait... what!?!?!?"
"I'll join you guys! Truth be told, I don't want to be born as a creature that caused chaos among ponies, but after coming back as a pony myself, I may have a chance to live among my new buddies!!!"
"That's... good."
"Aw," Discord whined "I wanted to use the feather."
"So," Sonata spoke, eating her taco "when do we begin?" Before they could speak, they heard, out in the distance, the singing of the two Sirens with green gas emitting out of nowhere.
"I think we need to take care of those two." Discord suggested.
"Good idea." Deadpool responded. "Come on! We must find those two and stop them!!!"
"Shall I contact Twilight and the princesses?" Pinkie asked
"Yes!!! If all else fails, it's good to know we have some friends!"
"Ptthptphtppthpptphtpphtptphtp." Fluffle Spoke.
"Really!?!?!? You have all that stuff!?!?!?"
"What?" Sonata asked "What does she have!?!?!?"
"...Instruments."
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Adiago and Aria, in the middle of a large crowd, began to sing! Without Sonata, they felt more magic around them, making them feel much more powerful than with all three. Perhaps, if two left, the one singing alone will be super powerful. The ponies all stood around the two, confused as to why they're singing, but were... entranced by their singing. The ponies' pupils shrunk until it seemed to disappear as they listened; it was now obvious that they were under the siren's influence, and that this was their first to be taken by the Siren's. The sirens continued to sing, releasing the green gas, until they heard... rock music? Turning around, they saw Sonata with Deadpool having a guitar, Discord having a Bass, Pinkie Pie on the drums, and Fluffle Puff... standing around while having a taco in her mouth.
"Adiago! Aria!!!" Deadpool yelled "I'm going to give you this one offer: surrender and join your friend for rehabilitation or we're going to kick your *** with the power of rock!!!"
"Try us!" the two responded and began to float in the air, having their pink, demon wings coming out.
"You asked for it! Sonata: Sing!"
"What!?!?!?" Sonata asked, confused on what's happening."
"Fluffle Puff!!! Show her the lyrics!!!" Fluffle Stood up and walked in front of Sonata, holding cue cards on what she must sing.
"Let's get this show started!" Pinkie yelled, tapping her drumsticks together.
"And I've added flair to this attraction," Discord added "so this should be much better when we win!!!"
"Let's start!" Deadpool yelled. He played an opening, followed by Pinkie on her drums & Discord with his bass and a few extra instruments floating in the sky, playing their part.
"♫Na na na na na na na na na na na na.♫" Sonata sang, a bit nervous as she's battling her two smarter and, more than likely, powerful old friends. "♫Na na na na na na na na na na na na! I guess I just lost my best friends, I don't know where they went. So I'm gonna eat my money, I'm not gonna pay their rent♫."
"♫Nope!♫" Deadpool sang along, adding more to the song. Sonata sucked it up and began to sing with more comfort, finding that, though she may be up against her old friend, her new ones may help out more.
"♫I got a brand new attitude and I'm gonna wear it tonight! I wanna get outta trouble, but I wanna start a fight! Na na na na na na na I wanna start a fight, Na na na na na na na I wanna start a fight!!!♫"
"♫So, so what!?!?!?♫" They all sang together, giving Sonata a HUGE boost in confidence! "♫I'm still a rock star! I got my rock moves, and I don't need you! And guess what I'm having more fun, and now that we’re done, I'm gonna show you tonight, I'm alright, I'm just fine, and you're a tool! So, so what!?!?!? I am a rock star, I got my rock moves, and I don't want you tonight!!!♫" A cloud of gas started to come from their group, but instead of green, it was now blue: Sonata's influence or something else? Who knows!?!?!?
"Uh check my flow, aw." Deadpool added, standing next to Sonata while playing his guitar.
"♫The waiter just took my table," Sonata continued "and gave it to Jessica Simps-♫"
"S**T!!!"
"♫I guess I'll go sit with drum boy, at least he'll know how to hit. What if this song's on the radio, then somepony's gonna die. I'm gonna get in trouble, My exes will start a fight. Na na na na na na na! They're gonna start a fight. Na na na na na na na! we're all gonna get in a fight!♫"
"♫So, so what!?!?!?♫" They all sang together. "♫I'm still a rock star! I got my rock moves, and I don't need you! And guess what I'm having more fun, and now that we’re done, I'm gonna show you tonight, I'm alright, I'm just fine, and you're a tool! So, so what!?!?!? I am a rock star, I got my rock moves, and I don't want you tonight!!!♫" Their cloud of blue gas started to rival the size of the Dazzling's cloud and half of the crowd began to look at Deadpool's band. Discord snapped his fingers and a banner with 'El Pollo Loco' on it appeared. Sonata grew wings, but, not as menacing looking as her original self, but looked like Celestia's wings, matching her now glowing, white eyes!
"♫You weren't there, You never were, You want it all, But that's not fair. I gave you life, I gave my all, You weren't there, You let me fall.♫"
"♫So, so what!?!?!? I'm still a rock star! I got my rock moves, and I don't need you! And guess what I'm having more fun, and now that we’re done, I'm gonna show you tonight, I'm alright, I'm just fine, and you're a tool! So, so what!?!?!? I am a rock star, I got my rock moves, and I don't want you tonight!!!♫"
"♫No, no, no, no! I don't want you tonight, You weren't there, I'm gonna show you tonight, I'm alright, I'm just fine, And you're a tool! So, so what, I am a rock star, I got my rock moves, and I don't want you tonight!!!♫" Their cloud consumed the Dazzlings, making the two fall to the floor and the crowd cheered for their heroes!!! Sonata's wings went away & her eyes went back to normal as she landed back onto the stage. Deadpool picked up Sonata, tossing her in the air a bit and having her land in the crowd, who began to crowd surf her. The rest of this weird, taco loving squad joined her, having the ponies carry them all in a large crowd surf. Deadpool teleported him and Sonata away, landing next to the Dazzlings.
"Well Well Well," Sonata spoke "Looks like the stupid one has gained the upper hoof!!!"
"How is that possible!?!?!?" Adiago yelled
"You're too weak and stupid to do that!!!" Aria added
"Maybe," Sonata replied "But I have one thing that you both don't know of."
"And what is that!?!?!?" They both asked
"...TACOS!!!"
"Close enough." Deadpool replied, pulling out his cell phone. "Let's take a-"
"A SELFIE!?!?!? I loved those from the other universe!!! Come on, GET UP you two!!!" Sonata carried the two up and held their heads to look at the camera. Deadpool entered the frame and took a selfie with the trio. They looked up and saw the princesses come down from the sky, seeing them. Celestia landed near them and walked over to Deadpool. She gave a curious look at the three.
"Uh... Deadpool?" Celestia asked very curiously "Are those the Sirens Star Swirl abandoned all those years ago?"
"They are!" Deadpool responded
"Don't worry, Princess," Sonata spoke, bowing to Celestia "Deadpool offered me a chance to be reformed from my old evil ways, and I want to join your people, Celestia."
"...Well... this is interesting." Celestia commented. She turned and saw the huge crowd surfing "I take it that was your doing, deadpool?"
"Kinda," Deadpool responded, lifting Sonata up "it was actually all her working! She battled her two ex-friends and saved these ponies from brainwashing!"
"...Really?"
"It is!" Sonata added "They helped me out with their music!!! We'll be known together as... The Taco Squad!!!"
"Taco Squad?"
"Oh yes!"
"Well... Sonata, I grant you Amnesty to rejoin pony kind from this day on! But know this: we will watch you. If we catch you doing anything evil, we will use all our might on you."
"Don't be so harsh on her," Discrod's voice spoke. He appeared in a flash, holding Sonata in his arms "I will take good care of her. She'll be like my own daughter."
"Daddy!!!" Screwball appeared out of nowhere, hugging Discord by the back of his neck.
"...Alright... she'll be like an adopted daughter."
"looks like my time here is complete." Deadpool spoke, smacking his hands together "But first!!!"
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"WHEEE!!!" Deadpool yelled as he rode the carousel in circles.