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// Didn't I... 
// Story: Chimichangas and Cupcakes 
// by Awesomedude17 
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Chimichangas and Cupcakes
By Awesomedude17


"End the chapter!"

Already did, this is the next chapter.

"Why'd you do that?"

At that point, Fluttershy hovered to the sober merc and stared at him.

"Umm, hi."

Even when drunk she is cute.

She could take over the world.

God of mother.

Don't you mean...

I know what I said.

Fluttershy looked at the merc, and smiled.

"Heh heh, you're kinda nishe lookin'..." Fluttershy blurted out rather loudly for a pony like her.

"I'm not cute, I'm SEXY AND I KNOW IT!"

Wade was now back in his underwear and mask and began to dance, making Fluttershy laugh. Pinkie looked at the two and laughed too.

"Oh dude, that'sh sho funny Wade. Have I ever told you that we can be besht frienshs forevah!"

"And ever..."





Celestia was rather tipsy, so she decided to lower the sun and get it over with. Luna raised the moon shortly after and thee two went to their respective bedrooms to sleep off their drunkenness. Along the way, Luna asked Celestia a question.

"Hey Tia..."

"What is it?"

"Do... do you think that... that we have er chance with... with the human thing?"

"Hmmm... Maybeh. We'll talk in the mornin'. Right now, shleep."

Luna stumbled to her sister and put a hoof around Celestia's neck. She put her snout to her ear.

"Fine." Luna spoke, rather dejectedly, and and mover away to her room. Celestia shook her head and went to her room.






-It's the next morning, moron.-


Wade fluttered his eyes open. He wasn't sure what happened last night, despite being sober. HE looked around and saw a strange sight.

That butter color pegasus, and the purple unicorn touching lips.

They were drunk in their defense.

You think they'll fine that reason enough to... go steady?

Me-beh... Wade said to himself with his best troll-face, which was hidden under his mask. He looked to see that white unicorn in one arm, and the one that reminded him of Outlaw in the other.

You really would do anything that moves.

Really pathetic.

Yellow box is right Wade, pathetic.

Not as bad as Squirrel Girl...

Not. Again.

Just sayin'.

"Whatevs, gonna go end the chapter now and Discord, what are you doing to Pinkie Pie?"

"Well, we can safely say neither of us are... you know." He said quietly as Pinkie Lied on top of his head upside down with her hair a curly afro-tastic mess.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Cool story bro."


The end, again.








"Well, that's awesome."

"I like it."

"Me too, pass the bacon-flavored popcorn."

"Sure thing bro."

This was nice.