Deadpool was fast asleep in his bad, back at his mansion sized indoor home. He was fast asleep until he heard loud and, might he say, creepy music playing outside. Curiously, he opened the window near his bed and looked outside: there was a stage set up with lights & fog covering the stage, and the silhouette of what was a pegasus stallion with Rainbow Dash shaped hair & tail, standing alone with a pair of headphones.
Is it Halloween already!?
You mean Nightmare Night? No. It's far from it.
Jeez that's creepy as hell!
And I think those other ponies will agree as well.
Deadpool looked down, seeing the townsfolk exiting their houses and surrounding the stage, many of the colts & fillies shivering with fear!
"♫Laughing silently, thinking violently. Chaos rattles my brain.♫" The stallion sang.
"Now that's creepy as hell!" Deadpool commented.
"♫Breath anxiety, live defiantly. Dying brought so much pain. Discord oversees, taking over me. Long ago I lost the fight. Goodbye harmony, hello agony. Goodbye wrong and right. See my accolades slowly fade away, Blood is boiling, souls is spoiling. Nothing wrong with me, art of cruelty. Nothing wrong with me. Stay away from me.♫"
"Hell no!" Deadpool teleported next to the stallion, wearing what was clearly a Batman-Deadpool crossover costume
Now you're just p***ing off the audience.
We look so awesome!
We look like an idiot.
"Haters gonna hate!" Deadpool yelled. "Continue!" The stallion gave him a confused look and continued, keeping his weird, sexy but creepy voice.
"♫Always on patrol, fear of lost control. Won't lose my mind overnight. But normal life is droll, think I might enroll in a destiny less bright. The faster that I sink, the more it makes me think I'm living life all wrong. Always liked the dark, time that I embark to a place where I belong. See my accolades slowly fade away, Blood is boiling, soul is spoiling. Nothing wrong with me, art of cruelty. Nothing wrong with me. Stay away from me.♫" The lights showed the pegasus' true self: it was a white pegasus with a brown mane & tail with matching Big Mac looking hooves, Princess Cadence looking wings that transitioned to light blue at the tip, having yellow in the middle, and a reverse ♪ as his cutie mark.
How original.
Ooh! He forgot the Flutter-bat ears
"♫See my accolades slowly fade away, Blood is boiling, souls is spoiling. Nothing wrong with me, art of cruelty. Nothing wrong with me.♫"
"Something clearly is!" Deadpool commented. The pegasus gave Deadpool an angered look
"♫Nothing wrong with me.♫
"You sure about that? Please, I have problems too!"
"♫Nothing wrong with me.♫"
"Fine! I'll sing with you!"
"♫See my accolades slowly fade away, Blood is boiling, souls is spoiling.♫" They both sang together "♫Nothing wrong with me, art of cruelty. Nothing wrong with me.♫"
"♫Finally I see.♫" The pegasus sang on his own "♫Nothing wrong with me, nothing wrong with me, nothing wrong with me. Nothing wrong with me, nothing wrong with me. Muse of Discord sees, finally I'm free!♫"
Muse?
It's a word.
Well no s**t Sherlock!
Ugh! It's a noun which is used for inspiration.
So?
"FINALLY!!!" Discord yelled, appearing and holding the pegasus in the sky "A fan who makes music instead of chasing me all day!"
"SENPAI!!!" ILoveKimPossibleALot yelled "NO!!!" She went from a sad look to a serious scrunch face and stared at the other pegasus. Deadpool's alarm for a midnight snack went off.
"Oops!" Deadpool spoke "My bad! Who are you, by the way?"
"What!?" The stallion asked "I'm the Muse of Discord!"
"No you're not!" a woman's voice yelled "I am!!!" In a puff of smoke, Screwball appeared
"He's my senapi!!!" Kim yelled, flying & landing onstage.
"Well he's my daddy!!!"
"He's my muse." M.O.D. added. They all growled at each other, but were distracted by a key.
"How about this," Discord spoke, dangling the key from his tail "whoever holds the key until sunrise will let me be whoever they want me to be."
"...just hold this key?" Kim asked
"Until the morning-" M.O.D. added
"and from each other?" Screwball added. The three stared at the key. Deadpool pulled a pistol out and fired it into the air! M.O.D. took the key and ran away!
"Get back here!!!" Kim yelled, chasing him
"For my father!" Screwball yelled, chasing after them. A protal opened up, and they all entered, now wearing pirate outfits with a sord of their own.
M.O.D. as Jack Sparrow, Kimpossible as second guy, and Screwball as lover boy.
"Oh wait... THE KEY!!!" M.O.D. yelled, running after the wheel! Both Screwball and Kim clashed their swords together, as another portal opened up, sucking them all in! M.O.D. fell into the wheel again, but all three crashed into what was a giant wall, leaving the wooden wheel in pieces & splinters. The key was a foot from each of them. Deadpool walked up and picked up the key.
"TIME'S UP!!!" Discord yelled
"At last!" Deadpool yelled, as a flash of lightning came down and zapped him, making him wear a He-man outfit.
Pointing his sword at them, all that came out of his sword wasn't lasers or lightning, but some streamers.
"...This just got weird." Kim commented
"So... We're worthless?" M.O.D. asked
"Does that mean I'm now adopted!?!?!" Screwball yelled in fear.
"NO!" Deadpool yelled "I give all thee title of... whatever you are to Discord."
"WHAT!?" Discord yelled. Deadpool kicked the rubble off of the ponies.
"Go and do what you love to do with Discord."
"DADDY!!!" Screwball yelled
"SEPNAI!!!" Kim yelled.
"SELFIE!!!" Deadpool yelled, picking up M.O.D. and taking a picture with him.
Do you know what I just recognized.
What?
Where is his Sister and mother?
... what?
This:
