Deadpool and Pinkie Pie turned in the corpses to Luna.
“You two have done well.” said Luna as she kicked the Duffle bag of Bits towards them. “Is there anything else I can do for you two?” asked Luna.
“Do You think that you could convince Princess Celestia to hire ‘The Insomniac Nimrods’ for the Grand Galloping Gala?” asked Deadpool.
“I shall see what I can do.” said Luna. Celestia was just getting through with her daily Paperwork. “Sister.” said Luna.
“Yes.” said Celestia.
“I have something terrible to confess.” said Luna.
"I already know.” said Celestia.
“Then, do you plan on...” said Luna
“No. This ‘Man’ you call Deadpool, He seems to be an efficient killer. I could use him for my tasks that I don’t feel safe letting my best student taking care of.” said Celestia.
“But,Sister. It seems Twilight could take care of nearly any threat that comes over Equestria, for lack of a better term, she IS the chosen one.” said Luna.
“I am aware of that,Sister. Twilight has a fate bigger than all of us. Which is why I don’t want to risk her losing her life doing my dirty work. I may have my lapses of Logic, but i’m not that incompetent.” said Celestia.
“So, that’s why you need me.” said Deadpool standing in front of the door.
“How did you get past Security?” asked Luna.
“Let’s Just say I have connections.” said Deadpool. “Now, If you want my services you’ll have to agree with my terms.” said Deadpool.
“And what are your terms?” asked Celestia.
“First, you have to allow me to operate out of Ponyville.” said Deadpool.
“Agreed.” said Celestia.
“Second, I intend to get paid Monthly.” said Deadpool.
“Of Course.” said Celestia.
“and Third, You have to allow the band I formed with Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash to be the Musical guests at the Grand Galloping Gala.” said Deadpool.
“Done.” said Celestia.
“Well, alrighty then, You have my address.” said Deadpool as he walked out the building.
“Sister, are you sure this was the proper decision to take, given the circumstances?” asked Celestia.
“I have seen this ‘Man’ in action, he is clearly the ‘Man’ we need for our Freelance Missions.” said Luna.
Celestia reached for a Banana. “Call Octavia, Tell her she has been demoted to opening act.” said Celestia as she peeled her Banana. She then proceeded to eat the Banana.