After fighting their way through a few more waves of enemies and exploring parts of Genosha, Deadpool and Chrysalis were startled as a beam of blue light shot down from the sky to solidify into Cable.
"Cable!" Chrysalis screamed happily, rushing up to glomp him. "Did you bring me any presents?"
Cable chuckled, hugging her with his non-cybernetic arm. "Not this time, Chrysalis. I'm here on a mission."
"Oh!" Deadpool squealed happily. "Are you here to help us cause chaos, mayhem, and destruction in the name of stopping Mr. Clone Face's cloning schemes of cloning?"
"...more or less," Cable replied. "How did you know?"
"This is my second trip," Deadpool replied.
"Can we make big boom booms?" Chrysalis asked eagerly.
"Indeed we can," Cable agreed.
"So is this the part where you trick us into thinking an incredibly large breasted naked fangirl is waiting for us at the north end of the city?" Stuffy asked dryly.
"After boring us senseless to the point we shoot ourselves in the head to make it stop?" Crazy asked.
"Actually, I figured we'd skip that part and go straight to massacring our way there together," Cable replied.
Deadpool's eyes widened. "Is it my birthday already?"
"No. A Mr. Yog-Soggoth altered my script," Cable replied.
"Thank you Yoggy!" Chrysalis called out happily as they all drew their weapons.
As the trio made their way forward and upward, they encountered a flying opponent that used lightning and rain based attacks. "That's new!" Chrysalis said happily. "Daddy, combo attack!" She brought out her arm blades.
Grinning, Deadpool picked her up and hurled her like a javelin. While the enemy dodged, Chrysalis then buzzed her wings and latched onto him with body spikes. She then began to chew her way through his neck while going, "Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom..."
Deadpool squealed and sang along, pulling out a chimichanga to eat. "Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom..."
Seeing the expectant looks directed his way, Cable rolled his eyes and sighed. "Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.."
"Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!" Cray-Chry finished.
Pretty soon, all the voices were singing along as they continued onward.
"Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!" Cable finished the song in his monotone deadpan, causing the others to burst into laughter.
Before long, the trio reached the north side of the city...and much to their surprise, a rather busty, naked woman stood waiting, bouncing and waving.
"...I'm not the only one seeing that, right?" Deadpool begged.
"Nope!" Crazy piped up.
"Nope," Stuffy agreed.
"I see her," Chrysalis mentioned.
"Me too!" Cray-Chry called out happily.
"Far too much of her," Stuffalis pointed out.
"I see her too," Cable replied slowly.
"Cable sees her too?" Crazy called out eagerly. "She must be real!"
The woman began running forward. "I'm your biggest fan!" she called out, her breasts bouncing pleasantly.
Grinning widely and eagerly, Deadpool spread his arms, eager to embrace her as music began to rise in an almost religious - or possibly orgasmic - crescendo.
"Chrysalis!" the woman finished, scooping the shocked Changeling up into her arms and snuggle her into her cleavage.
A rather loud record scratch could be heard as the music stopped. "...not fair..." Deadpool pouted.
Cable patted Deadpool comfortingly on the arm. "Don't feel too bad," he offered. "Chrysalis is just that adorable."
"But then why is she naked?" Deadpool demanded.
"Because I'm a nudist," the woman replied. "Besides, I thought Chrysi might want to nurse."
"Yay!" Chrysalis cried happily, latching onto a nipple and suckling away.
"...so not fair..." Deadpool added.
After the fangirl left, Chrysalis turned to Deadpool. "Are you alright, Daddy?"
"I'm okay, munchling," he replied, rubbing her head. "Just a little down."
"Would blowing up that tower help?" Chrysalis asked, pointing.
"It's not a mission objective," Cable pointed out.
"Wanton unnecessary destruction?" Deadpool asked, cheering up immediately. "Count me in!"
Once the trio had slaughtered their way through the defenses around the security tower - along with all the enemies that were drawn by the fight - Cable turned to the other two. "I need to get back to the future and double check the script at this point," he explained. "Wait here till I get back." With that, he warped away.
"But we haven't blown up the tower yet!" Chrysalis complained.
"Then lets do so!" Deadpool proclaimed happily. "And kill Mr. Clone Face while we're at it!"
Entering the tower, they began to play around with the machinery...accidentally triggering a massive magnetic distortion around the tower.
"But we were gonna win a billion dollars!" Chrysalis complained, referring to the spinner that was probably only in the pair's shared insanity.
"We'll just have to try again!" Deadpool shouted. "Lets climb!"
Climbing up, Deadpool attempted to stop the next wheel with a punch. This resulted in a cow flying by on the magnetism. Deadpool and Chrysalis stared at it for a time.
"This is our second time through, and I still don't understand how that cow is flying like that," Stuffy pointed out. "Cows aren't magnetic."
Deadpool tried to open the next one, but a large piece of debris flew towards them...which Chrysalis redirected. "Billion dollars!" she insisted, flipping the spinner open and spinning it.
As it spun, the spinner landed on 'Cream filling'.
Deadpool stared at it. "That's not appropriate," he said finally.
"What's not?" Chrysalis asked.
At that moment, a Twinkie truck smashed into the tower.
"...oh..." Deadpool allowed as the area became covered in white cream from the explosion as he hung from a floating platform, Chrysalis on top of it. "That cream filling."
Reaching the top, Deadpool and Chrysalis found Mr. Clone Face strapped into the machine. "You fools," he growled. "Nothing you do here will stop my master plan-"
"Music game time!" Deadpool shouted, rushing up to the controls.
"Dance pad!" Chrysalis shouted, leaping onto a different control panel.
After a rather amusing minigame involving music and dance cues where both Deadpool and Chrysalis broke into break dancing for no reason beyond they felt like it, the tower collapsed.
When they dug themselves out, hauling the corpse of Clone-Face with them, they found a note from Cable.
Wade, Chrysalis,
That was a clone. The real Clone-Face is in Magneto's old citadel. I bet you can't kick his ass.
Cable
"Oh no he didn't!" Deadpool screamed. "I am so killing Clone-Face and proving Cable wrong!"
PS. I left a build bot to make you the flying vehicle from before if you bring it the parts. It responds to 'Click-Clack'.
"Click-Clack?" Deadpool asked, surprised.
"Paddywack!" a robotic voice replied, waving at them and looking - and sounding - not unlike the CL4P-TP robots from Borderlands.
"Get a robot dude?" Chrysalis asked.
"This old bot will get us sued," Deadpool finished.
haha great. God I hated CL4P-TP
I love Clap-trap!
Shadow-TP will be a great ally.
6175531 he's been married 10 times.
Deadpool
OH MY GOD I LOVE CLAPTRAP.
But, is it like the ones from the first game, or the smarter one from two?
The thought of chrysallis doing that wow
And srsly claptrap? This should be interesting
Good work excellent chapter as always
Another enjoyable chapter. Good job.
That last part was funny
6175869 Deadpoll: For all your voting for Deadpool adventure needs!
... Why is Chrysalis getting all the babes?
I mean really? Nudist woman who wants to breast feed her, how did THAT get past the game censor?
6176143
Because her agent ate the game censor?
6176157
... Well, when he describes his daughters as 'nubile maidens' I guess he really doesn't have any morals.
6176286
Unless he was referring to the definition meaning they were of marriageable age, rather than the one meaning sexually developed and attractive.
6176286 That or he just knows how to manipulate his audience.
6176309
So, your saying that he didn't know that the idea of them feeding ice cream by hand to Deadpool and Chrysalis was slightly sexual?
I'm just going t say they managed too sneak it in because nudism isn't perceived to be sexual.
6176323
What's sexual about being hand fed ice cream? It's not like they were naked or in skimpy outfits.
6176360
He phrased it that way to DEADPOOL, that should tip anyone off that it would be taken sexually.
He takes Booby trap sexually!
6176368
He's an Elder God. He thrives on sowing insanity. He was playing with Deadpool's mind.
6176401
Agreed...also, CL4P-TRP...YES!!! all of my yes!!! I am very happy with the current state of affairs!! PLEASE CONTINUE!!!
I keep forgetting if Cable can hear Crazy and stuffy or if that was a whoopsy.
Also:
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I'm gonna say he played this version of the game in the future, so he already knew what the voices were going to say.
Oh yis1!!!!!!!!!1!one!11eleven1!
Omnom nommin on dat titty!
Hehehehehe, I loved Chryssie's fangirl showing up. Poor Wade, though I think the next one should at the very least say she thinks he's in the running for best daddy ever for raising such a cute daughter, just to make him feel happy. Or is an adorable little girl mutant who is being menaced by thugs and Chryssie keeps her company while Deadpool goes on a Murderpage (Murder + Rampage) to their cheers.
Oh my sides
How do you keep doing this? Any more and I might start worshiping you
I don't think they want to sue while Yoggy is still around... So many horrors from beyond! THE HORRORS!
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On the topic of that quote, did anyone else notice that it followed the tune of the original rhyme?
Click-Clack?
Knick-Knack
Paddywack!
Paddywack
Get a robot dude?
Give a dog a bone
This old bot will get us sued.
This old maid came rolling home
And then there's Parry Gripp's Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom sang by Deadpool, Chrysalis, their Crazies and Stuffies, and Cable.
Nice.
6176143 The same way the new DP movie became a Hard R. The Fans.
On one hand, claptrap. On the other, I don't think they got rid of the bugs of the mass produced model.
6175790 I think you're the first to point it out. Yes that was the joke. Made similar ones with my friends OC's and their favorite characters. Planning to eventually replace it. But that has nothing to do with this story.
I fucking love Claptrap, he's the best robot! :D
Along with R2-D2.
Nice job!! Can't wait for more soon.
Wonder how Chrysalis would react to Galactus. Maybe drive even him crazy with her antics, with BOTH of their antics.
6176401
... Fair point.
6176878 Ah, the old time traveler gambit of 'I memorized the transcript and am just playing along when I answer.'
You pass... this time.
6175882
Eyup. He's certainly got a plan. He's stated before that he's going to do one big crossover of his crossover stories at some point in the future.
He even has a group about it
"This is my second trip," Deadpool replied.
"Tenth time's the charm, Wade."
Please update this soon.
I'm in love with this story.
Twinkies as in, and cream filling as in, and naked women, they all point to....... s**. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
6177821 flat out INSAAAAAAAANEEE!!!
6183035 Only one way to find out eh......?
Silly Chryssy, Cable would bring futures, not presents.
6185495
you win all the internet. that was Pun-believable.
Poor guy.
Says you of all people.
OK, that's funny.
Intentional?
Naked fangirl? "Nom nom nom" indeed.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom ~
6185495 Booooo.... Actually..... I don't know, I rely on stupid stuff to make jokes, not puns.
Heck no. Nope, nope, nope, nope.
I just listened to this for an hour straight