It was late at night, and Deadpool's house was finished with ponies inside partying to the loud music. Despite looking like a regular house, with the help of Discord and the taco squad, the house was much bigger inside, nearly mansion size. Most of the ponies he took a Selfie with were inside, partying and making small talk with each other, while everyone's favorite merc was busy doing his super crazy dance moves, ranging from the worm, to the robot, the E.T., the d**k slang, the daggering (on Flash Sentry, who was trying to ask Twilight for a dance) and the Surra de Bunda (on Blue blood, but requested by Rarity, who was annoying her for a dance & to go for someplace... fancier). The place was going so well, until the door was knocked again.
"I'll go check that out!" Pinkie announced
"Go ahead!" Deadpool yelled, still doing the daggering on Flash Sentry AND the Surra de Bunda on Blueblood at the same time.
"This just feels wrong." Flash commented to himself, blushing heavily.
"I'm *HHMF!* being *HHMF!* Violated!!! *HHMF!*" Blue blood whined.
Pinkie opened the door and screamed loudly. Everyone stopped partying and turned to the front door. Pinkie's cutie mark of balloons were now gone, but instead, a black equal mark, and the mare herself was now shades darker.
"Starlight's here." Pinkie spoke before falling to the floor. Walking over her, holding a jar that now had Pinkie cutie mark, was-
"REUSES ARIA BLAZE!!!" Deadpool yelled
"She does look like Aria!" Sonata added "Hay Aria! Is Adagio with you!?"
"What!? NO! I'm Starlight Glimmer!!!" She yelled
"... Good name Aria! Really good, especially how you're hiding your cutiemark!!!"
"I am Starlight Glimmer! I'm no 'Aria Blaze'!"
"Oh yeah!? Proof!" Starlight's horn glowed and, in a few moments, Sonata's cutie mark came right off and entered the same jar that help Pinkie's. Her coat turned dark, and an equal cutie mark appeared. Sonata fell to the floor, now weakened. "I guess that's good enough."
"That's right! All of you! Surrender to me now and live in perfect harmony! Your talents will be taken away, and you'll be just as good as the pony standing next to you! Soon, you'll see how great it is to live as a unified country where everyone's an equal to each other!!!" Silence fell among them.
"You're seriously attacking all of us now?" Twilight asked
"TWILIGHT!!! I knew you were here! Now I shall have my revenge and-"
"Trixie thinks not!" The crowd gasped as, right behind Starlight, was the mare herself with Sethisto "Trixie was Twilight's rival before you came along, and Trixie is keeping that title to herself! You can learn from Trixie's mistake on getting revenge and move on with you life! Trixie already has, right, Sethisto?"
"I love you Trixie!" Sethisto yelled with derp eyes.
"Ha! That's because you failed, weakling!" Starlight's horn glowed and a bolt was fired at the showmare. In slow-motion, Sethisto pushed Trixie out of the way, taking all the damage as his cutie mark was removed. He fell to the floor, weak now. Trixie ran to Sethisto's side and carried his upper body & head with her hooves.
"Sethisto!" She screamed. Sethisto coughed and looked to her.
"Did... I do good?" he asked
"You did! You did more than good!"
"...Good."
"Enough of this!" Sunset Shimmer yelled, walking to her Starlight's face "Just what gives you the right to turn everyone into a zombie and fight for you!"
"Isn't it simple?" Starlight returned "Everypony with a different talent looks down at others who don't share the same talent as well. I am what brings everyone together to live in perfect harmony! It is my destiny to make everyone equal, with the added bonus of me being, not only it's princess, but a queen as well!"
"You really think like that!? Then you are going to fail!"
"Says who!?"
"Says History! I've learned that first hand... or... hoof, by my new friend, Twilight Sparkle, and, thanks to Deadpool, I am now back in Equestria, ready to defend everyone I know & love from the likes of you!"
"Is that so!? Well then... you'll soon love becoming equal, whether you like it or not!"
*CRASH!!!*
Everyone turned and saw Deadpool broke all the jars with a single hammer in his hands.
"Seriosuly?" Deadpool asked "I can understand holding the Mane 6's cutie marks in jars and escaping with them, but with multiple jars!? You've got to be the stupidest villain this show has, up there with King Sombra! ... No offense."
"None taken." Sombra spoke in the crowd. Deadpool teleported right in front of Starlight Glimmer, took the jar away from her, and broke it with a super small hammer, breaking the jar, making all the cutie marks go back to their original owners.
"Oh look at that! It's like the ending of that super s***ty Scooby Doo movie!"
"What the-!?" Starlight yelled "How'd you- I thought this would work!"
"From the words of Party Favor... one you must've used on yourself... "
"... How did that happen?"
"MrAquino. Anyways, your plan sucked a lot, and please, tell us... how did you get YOUR cutie mark?" Starlight stared into space. Just by the way she stared, Someone on the interent found a fanmade picture of this, put on the captions 'horrible memories intensifies', and made the screen shake, showing how intense it is. But... for now, we'll just play this as she stares into space.
Deadpool quickly took a Selfie with the deep space staring unicorn, mocking Party favor's overused "But I didn't listen!" face. She still didn't move at all. She was as stiff as a rock. Deadpool quickly threw her out of a window, falling face first into a trash can, but still, she didn't budge at all. Everyone stared at Deadpool.
"...♫This is how we do it!!!♫" Deadpool yelled. Vinyl quickly went to the DJ Booth and played a famous song made my Montell Jordan and used for the final dance scene in Saints Row 4.
