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// DRAMA!!! Ponies #158-160: Daisy, Lily, and Rose 
// Story: Deadpool in Equestria 
// by MrAquino 
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"GAH!!! F**K!!!" Deadpool yelled in pain. "Why'd you do that!?"
Comedy from Animaniacs is funny.
It's time for Animaniacs!
"Oh no!" A mare yelled "Girls! We have Deadpool!" Deadpool turned to see the three flower ponies; Roseluck (the cream coated with red mane), Lily (the pink pony with a yellow mane), and Daisy (A lighter pink pony with a green mane). 
"Oh no! One of the roses!" Daisy yelled, looking at the flower "We forgot to prune it!"
"What!?" Roseluck added "I-I thought I pruned them all last night!"
"WE'RE SLACKING!!!" Lily screamed. All three fainted to the floor. 
"Oh! The horror! THE HORROR!!!" Deadpool stood there and blinked. 
"... I don't get it." He simply said. He teleported away and returned with a stick. With said stick, he poked at the fainted mares. "HEHEHEHEHE!!! This is fun!" 
"Ow!" Roseluck spoke "Stop that!" 
"Oh, excuse me, I'm not the one that fainted over the fact that I repeated a skit from Mr. Skullhead." 
"... Ok?"
"Up and at 'em, ladies!" The other two got up. "... Wait a minute... are you all trying to join a drama club?"
"...Sorta." Lily replied 
"We've been working on our acting skills since we were fillies." Daisy added "We do love our shop, but this isn't really what we thought of."
"Oh!" Deadpool said, taking out a skull. "So ye too want to be yon Shakespearean actores? Speaketh like thy Princess Luna?"
"Uh... no, not really." Roseluck answered. Deadpool threw the skull away, where it entered a portal and hit a certain man in yellow. 
"Well, you three should know that I myself am a great actor!"
"... You mean singer?" Daisy asked 
"Acting can go well with singing. I mean, look at Hugh Jackman! ... You folks already know him."
".Who are you talking to?" Lily asked 
"Eh, no one in particular, but to show you my acting skills, we must be in your store!" 

In their store, the place was changed to host other ponies, with Deadpool on stage. Deadpool, though wore his mask, was now in... a banana hammock.
"I'm that damn sexy."
Uh... didn't we agree that this would be a scene to-
"As much as I liked it, I think Magic Mike deserves the attention it needed."
...Oh hell-!
"HIT IT!!!" 
...You know what? Fine. Deadpool performed his... sexy dance... to the three mares, who gawked at him... and had nosebleeds. Appearing next to Deadpool was the rest of the Taco Squad, though Discord was in the back, doing the lyrics... you know what? Just watch this video, I'm done! I'm outta here! This is too awkward, even for me!!!