//------------------------------// // They Also Call me Dr. Face // Story: Chimichangas and Cupcakes // by Awesomedude17 //------------------------------// Chimichangas and Cupcakes By Awesomedude17 Deadpool was riding Pinkie like the wind, and they were enjoying it. Hey buddy, is it just me, or did that hat wearing pony remind me of Outlaw? Maybe. I wonder if she even has the same accent. I would guess, remember that time we bedded her? Yeah, we stopped Kingpin and cleared our name from the Punisher. And met Spiderman and Daredevil, at the same time! Team RED! "Hey Deadpool, I can hear your thoughts." "You can? Oh man. I guess you heard the part about Outlaw then, right?" "Yep, we're at the train station!" "Why?" "Becauh-uhse, we need to let you meet the princess." "Hope she isn't a tyrant, I met some dude like that." Doctor Doom, didn't we steal his credit card last week? -Meanwhile, at Castle von Doom- "WHO DARES DEFILE DOOM'S CREDIT SCORE!" -Back in Equestria- "Meh, I'm sure he'll get over it." "I bet, what's a credit card?" "Something you use to get now, pay later, with interest of course." "Interesting, I prefer the reliability of physical currency." Pinkie said as she donned a bubble pipe. "Indubitably." Wade replied wearing a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. Rainbow Dash, who was watching the two was just confused. "What just happened now?" "I say, let us get on this train and move to where your royal highness lives, hmm?" "Indeed." Pinkie let Wade dismount and the two politely asked for two tickets to Canterlot and went on the train. Rainbow then went to the same vendor. "One ticket to Canterlot please." "Sorry ma'am, we just sold out to those two." The vendor said, pointing to the duo. "They are quite refined." Rainbow Dash just looked stupefied. Motherfu... WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! "All aboard!" The train began to depart with our two cast members, to meet Princess Celestia. "Must we continue our refined manner?" "Not in any way Madame Pie." "Good, it's boring!" Pinkie said as she ditched her pipe. "Yeah, after about 10 minutes it does." Deadpool ditched his hat and monocle as well. "What's for second lunch?" "Waiter!" "Yes?" Asked the waiter pony. "Two... uhh..." "Chimichangas, por favor!" "Yeah, make it 8!" "Is más alimentos de lo que creía." The waiter mare looked at the creature and shrugged. They wanted Mexicolt, they'll get Mexicolt. "So~ Wade, where ya from?" "A beautiful place called Canada. Home to lumberjacks, brown bears and the French. Oh and some good stuff too like maple syrup and Kraft dinner." "Kraft dinner? I love Kraft dinner!" "Too bad this isn't a romance." The ship is too obvious too. The author would just somehow ship you with Applejack somehow with her resemblance to Outlaw or Rarity for the lulz. I do like the lulz, but not the romance. Friendshipping however is a good to go! "We're gonna be best friends forever and ever and ever..." "So he's going to Canterlot?" Twilight asked Rainbow. "Yes Twi, we need to tell the Princess and get the others too." "I dunno, Pinkie seemed to like him." "Twi, he's ugly and he had two swords on his back, he's dangerous!" "Maybe we should give him some time. Where is he?" "On the friendship express, which just left." "Don't worry, we'll ask the princess for a chariot to meet up with the two. I just finished actually. SPIKE, WE HAVE A LETTER TO SEND!" "You don't need to yell Twilight." Spike said as he walked over to Twilight. "Here you go." Twilight handed Spike the letter, and he breathed fire on it, sending it to the Princess. "Thanks Spike." "No prob Twilight, I'm going to see if I can help... Rarity." Spike said, clearly showing infatuation at the mention of Rarity. "Go ahead Spike, we might be here a while." "...and ever and ever... AND EVER!" "That's a lot of evers." "How many?" "4986." Chick knows her maths. I'd like to listen to deadmau5 now. We're gonna not be here for a while Wade. Okay, bye. "We're here!" Pinkie announced. Deadpool looked to see Canterlot in all its beauty. "Meh, I've seen more impressive." "Hard to impress you, huh?" "I blow shit up on a daily basis, are you gonna finish that chimichanga?" "Go right ahead." "Sweet!" Wade shoved the fried burrito down his gullet and walked out, Pinkie following. "Let's go meet the Princess!" "And have great adventures too!" And the two marched. "And another thing..." Pinkie looked at the merc. "They also call me Dr. Face." "Why?" Deadpool got a cheeky smile after remembering the good time he had slicing off faces. "No reason" Pinkie shrugged, and they continued on. "I want to be badflank author." Okay then, here.... "CO-WHO-WHO-WHOOOL!" I'd figure you'd like it. "Hey author, I... Bitchin' picture." "Yeah." Ha ha.