Deadpool drunkenly stumbled out of Twilight's castle, singing to himself. "Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!"
"POW!" Yelled the Purple guy from Fortnite, shooting Deadpool in the head with his gauntlet as a literal finger gun. "You are dead!"
"I am dead!" Deadpool fell to the floor, with the purple titan chuckling to himself, but stopped as the Shadow Ranger from SPD Emergency arrived, doing the Conga. Quickly, he threw the golden gauntlet away as the muzzle crushed power ranger arrived.
"Oh! The idiot is dead!" The Dog headed alien proclaimed.
"Yes. I am dead!"
"Why is the Idiot dead?!"
"I dunno." Replied the purple guy
"I think it was-" Deadpool spoke before being shushed by the two in unison
"Shhh, you are dead!"
"Ok."
It was then that Lance arrived to the scene in a van
"What's up, you wankers?!" He asked in an Australian accent. "Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!"
"Deadpool is dead!" The two living humanoids answered. A random billboard appeared below the obvious Anime protagonist.
"Deadpool is dead!"
"Correct!" Anubis replied, followed by an applause from the rest of Equestria's X-Force. "So, did you see the murderer?"
"Nah, sorry mate." Lance and Not-Cable answered. The ranger slammed his fist on a desk.
"I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!" The two others applauded.
"Ah, well that's nice." Lance replied.
"I am damn proud right now." Grimmace added.
"Atteeeeeeeeention!" Shouted a Warhammer 40k Space Marine before rushing to the dead mercenary. "Deadpool is dead!"
"We know!" The Alien dog retorted.
"Who killed him?!"
"We don’t know!"
I will find clues!" His buddy, a Halo Spartan, got onto all fours and sniffed the floor, stopping as he picked up a golden gauntlet.
" What's that?" He grabbed the glove "A weapon?! That thing is why Deadpool is dead!"
"Deadpool is dead?!" Everyone asked in shock. Both space marines broke a desk with their helmets
"Yes!" The hulk of a man answered
"He died!" The others gasped and huddled together. An ambulance came along, crashing into both Sci-Fi soldiers.
"Incoming!" Shouted a Ghoul from Tokyo Ghoul, exiting the ambulance in a sexy nurse outfit. She leaned to Deadpool's corpse, giving him a kiss. Deadpool's corpse momentarily levitated, the merc laughing, but it was short lived as he exploded.
"In my medical opinion, that Deadpool is dead!" She exclaimed
"Nurse, what happened?" Asked the lightning, dual gun wielder.
"My professional opinion?" She took the dead mercy's arm, taking a bite out of it. "Deadpool was killed!" Panic built up in the group. "I don’t think it’s anything to worry about."
"Well, now what?" Doggy asked. It was then, entering while doing the conga, was the protagonist of Sword Art Online.
"Clipidy clop mothafukka!" He shouted As he went over the corpse. "Look at this! Deadpool's fucking dead!" A pause. "What do you think of that?" Another pause
"Ahm…"
"Yes, yes, Sword wielder." Lance moaned
"Yea?"
"Go home!"
SAO's mother waved in a car next to them.
"Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck." The car drove forward before crashing.
"Ok, let’s get back to the point."
Deadpool poked at his other corpse with a stick.
"I think Deadpool is dead." He observed.
"Deadpool is dead?!" The Tokyo Ghoul turned around and ran to the car wreck, before it exploded, killing her as well.
"Seriously?! Who killed Deadpool!?"
"It was me!" The Dovakhin from Skyrim proclaimed as he ate a bottle of wine. Everyone gasped in shock. "Yes! I did it like this" He pulled out a bow and fired at Lance, causingbthe anime protagonist to fly back from the impact. "Whoop dee doo!" Everyone looked at their dying friend. "That’s a joke, lads." Everyone laughed with a sitcom-like laugh as he ate another bottle. "It was… yo-Him!" He pointed at Marvel's Darkseid.
"How did you know?!" He asked in shock.
"I didn’t. That was a joke too." He chugged another bottle before falling to the floor, dying of liver failure. It was then that Josh Brolin's iconic character laughed maniacally.
"That’s right! It was me!
"You monster!" The Power Ranger yelled.
"But whyyyyy?" Deadpool asked.
"Cause you’re fat, boy!" Lady Death's Simp answered. "And another thing, you’re ugly."
Both Titan and Merc began to argue as the only other humanoid just watched the two, blinking quietly.
"Ah dammit Wilson! Fuck off!" Thanos yelled. "You are dead."
"No u, POW!" Deadpool blasted his enemy's head right off with a shotgun blast. "You are dead! Not big surprise."
"Well that was idiotic." Doggy Kruger replied, walking to a chair and setting a noose ready on a tree. "Off to hang myself! Watch and lea-!" He did a backflip off the chair and hung himself.
"I am alive!... Is nice. ...Yes, this is stupid."
The author of the story sat in a fetal position in the corner of his room, hoping that no one actually expected him to make an actual epic finale to this otherwise over glorified version of a shitpost story, because he isn't able to socialize with others to make said last chapter, and is trying to survive a pandemic at the time. Only thing he could promise is an ending that may actually be somewhat smart if no one saw it coming.