//------------------------------// // Egghead Rotten Breath // Story: Deadpool and Pinkie Pie: 1,039 Hours // by MixedBag1994 //------------------------------// “So Let me get this straight.” Said Twilight. “You and Pinkie Pie have been hired by Princess Luna to Take out Two of the most hated characters in all of Equestria?” “So we can pay our debt to the Equestrian Mafia.” said Deadpool “Soooo... Where do I come In?” said Twilight. “We need the spell that lets us walk on clouds.” said Deadpool. “We would ask that you give us wings, but seeing how well that turned out last time,Well...” “I get your point Pinkie” said Twilight. “Soooo... How ‘bout it then?” said Deadpool. Twilight thought for a second about it. “Who do you Have to Kill?” said Twilight. “Gilda and Trixie.” said Pinkie. Twilight started to get an insane look in her eyes. “Hold Still” said Twilight. A glow started to emanate from her horn,Followed by a massive light purple beam of light aimed directly at the two. “Did it Work?” asked Twilight. “Well if the Newspaper reports about a Pink Pony and a genuine Badass falling from the clouds You’ll Know.” said Deadpool. Pinkie and Deadpool walked out of the Library and moved towards a oversized bush. “Gee, could this hiding place be more incompicius?” said Deadpool. Pinkie Pie uncovered the bush to reveal of a Pedal Powered Helicopter. They Turned their heads to each other and gave an agreement nod. They got on the Helicopter and pedaled with the speed of over 78 RPM. Before they knew it they were 28 feet above Cloudsdale.