//------------------------------// // WTF!?!?!? Wtf creature#1: Kul'as // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Deadpool woke up after some light landed on his face multiple times. He snorted himself awake to see that he was in the Canterlot train with the Mane 6 (except for Fluttershy) "Oh good," Twilight spoke with a panicked voice "you're awake!" Deadpool stared at them for a good few minutes before placing his head on his chair. "Five more minutes." Deadpool spoke. He felt a hard slap across his face and saw that it was Applejack who slapped him. "No can do." Applejack replied "We got ourselves a bit in a pickle that we're sure you can handle." "...Alright. Who do I have to kill?" "Kill!?!?!?" Pinkie asked with fear "Oh, sorry, I mean, who do I have to... un-alive?" "How barbaric of you for saying that!" Rarity exclaimed "We just need to lure a creature from Canterlot. That is all!" "...Really? I need to lure a creature away from Canterlot?" "It's no ordinary creature," Twilight explained "if we had Fluttershy with us, she might tell what the creature is and the best way to safely take it away from Canterlot." "Then why have me do this!?!?!?" "Many reasons: your super healing abilities, your knowledge in combat & various other... things, and, if it really needs to, able to kill without remorse." "... Fine. Where is this creature in Canterlot?" "I last saw it in the canterlot gardens," Rainbow Dash answered "Maybe it's still there, or, we hope not, is in the streets causing havoc." the train went into a complete stop, followed by some hissing made from the engines. Deadpool teleported away, landing on top of the ticket station, seeing Canterlot in the distance. He teleported away again, this time, going onto the streets. A wave of Soldiers sprinted by him, not even taking note of a human in spandex with a mask on. Deadpool jumped into the air and landed on one of the soldier's back. "WHAT THE-!?!?!?" The soldier asked, looking at Deadpool on his back "Relax," Deadpool reassured "what's happening? Why are all of you guards sprinting like it's Black Friday at Wal-Mart?" "There's a creature attacking the princess!!!" "Celestia?" "YES!!!" "Ah! But what are YOU all going to do?" "We plan to surround it & take it down." "...nice plan, but it won't work." "What do you-" "Let me handle this." Deadpool got up onto his feet, still on the guard's back, and looked ahead. They were heading towards the Canterlot castle, but still not close enough. Alright... Canterlot is just a nice stroll from here. We can teleport to the front and- NO N****A!!! Assassin's Creed this b***h!!! Deadpool began to sprint ahead, landing his feet on every guard's head, who released a 'What the-!?!?!?', looking to See Deadpool running on each of their heads as if he did this multiple times. Deadpool sprinted for a couple of minutes, and was close to Canterlot. He jumped into the air and grabbed a pegasus guard by his tail. He swung himself a bit and, after a couple of seconds, released the guard's tail, flipped in the air a couple of time, and landed on the balcony where Celestia looks through every day to raise the sun. "AND HE STICKS THE LANDING!!!" Deadpool announced. "Now to find that creature!" He stopped as he heard some screaming in the next room. Deadpool opened the door, not really knowing what was going on. Inside, he found the creature: it was almost pure black, had six legs, a crocodile like mouth & tail, purple eyes, and what looks likes a samurai helmet on it's head. With it, was Celestia as she screamed for help, as the creature was trying to... oh... "WHAT!?!?!? WHAT THE F**K!?!?!?" the creature turned to him and saw Deadpool. Celestia kicked the creature off and ran away into another room. "Great!!!" the creature yelled "I was having fun. Perhaps... you can work." Deadpool backed up. "Bad Touch! BAD TOUCH!!! Stranger Danger!!!" "Allow me to introduce myself: I am Kul'as." Deadpool pulled a chair for protection. "I don't give a f**k who you are, nor what you are, but I'm gonna F**k you up!!!" "I'd love that!" "NOT LIKE THAT!!!" Deadpool charged at Kul'as, and he charged! They both went close, and- Coming soon to theaters... from the minds of Madgamer1228 and MrAquino, presents to you: Adventures in Equestria: The Quest for the lost art! Join their O.C.s after the Season 2 finale, Madgamer's Mad the Unicorn (a blank flank adult white unicorn with a red-brown ungroomed mane) and MrAquino's Strongheart the Alicorn (a light brown alicorn with a short black mane & tail, White workhorse hooves, wears black square glasses, and has a cute mark of a heart made out of iron) two best friends since Magic kindergarden, must find a way to make a barrier that will protect all of Equestria from the wrath of the Changelings!!! With the help of Twilight Sparkle, Spike the Dragon, and Strongheart's little brother, Showoff (a green pegasus colt with a brown, somewhat unkept but still groomed mane with a cutie mark resemble a single gold bar), must recreate an artifact that can hep them on their quest. Filled with tons of action: "GET DOWN!!!" Mad yelled as he shot a single blue bolt at a ducking Twilight, hitting a changeling that was attacking her. "There's too many of them!!!" Strongheart yelled, grabbing a changeling and throwing it into a crowd. Filled with Drama: "GET OUTTA HERE!!!" Strongheart yelled, holding the boulder up with his back. "No!" Showoff yelled, going to his brother's face. "I'm not leaving you!" "GO!!! I want you to survive!!!" ------------------------------------------- "You're hiding something from us!!!" Mad yelled to Strongheart!!! "WHAT IS IT!?!?!?" "I'M IN LOVE!!!" Strongheart snapped back at his best friend. ------------------------------------------- Filled with heart: "Twilight," Mad spoke shyly with his ears down. "I just wanted to say that... well... I-" "Eugene!!!" Twilight yelled "LOOK!!!" Mad looked down and saw that, a flash appeared on his flank area: He finally got his cutie mark!!! ------------------------------------------- "Will I ever see you again?" a mysterious figure in a hood asked in a woman's voice to the Alicorn stallion. "Why don't you join us?" he asked "Oh... but... mother-" "She's not here with us. You can control your destiny now." He leaned over to the figure. "What are you-?" "I know this is weird, but... here, this is called a 'kiss'. He leaned his head in and kissed the hooded figure. The figure stiffened, as her hood rose up, revealing that it had wings. Adventures in Equestria: The Quest for the lost art!!! Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash sat on a bench, as Applejack read a magazine and Dashie read another Daring Do book. Applejack froze and looked at a Geico ad. "Huh," A.J. spoke, observing the ad "15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance?" "Everyone knows that." Rainbow Dash replied, flipping to another page. "Well... Did you know Derpy is actually smarter than she looks?" Rainbow's ears perked up and turned to her best friend. "What?" ------------------------------------------- Twilight and Derpy sat on a table together with chess pieces on a black & white board. Twilight breathed hard, trying to figure out how her next move will go. She used her magic and moved a rook two places over. Derpy simply moved a knight to another area. "Checkmate." Derpy simply said. Twilight released a cry of despair: she had lost to a pegasus with awkward looking eyes! Muffins rained down on Derpy as she did a victory dance in her seat. Geico: 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance. From the Producers of 'Man of Steel', and the original producers of 'Superman' 1 & 2, under the direction of MrAquino, gives you the next image of MLP-Superheroes: Super-Mare!!! Celesti-Al, daughter of Jor-Al, and the last of her kind, must save the city of Maretropolis and all of Equestria from the Evil hooves of Lex 'Filthy Rich' Luthor. With the action of Man of Steel, but with the kind, light hearted, & nostalgic feeling of the original two Superman movies, brings the middle road that both fans should enjoy without much complaint on (by most, some Parasprites will be in the crowd). She must use all her courage, strength, & powers to stop Lex Luthor's plans in destroying the world and, after a freak accident, must battle against General Zod: a self proclaimed Dictator from her destroyed home planet that was banished to the Phantom Zone, along with his two assistants: Ursa, his brains, and Nod, his brawn, will stop at nothing to take her down!!! SUPER-MARE!!! Deadpool returned to the others, taking deep breaths. The castle had hole in it, but it's nothing the citizens can't help fix on. "Deadpool!!!" Twilight yelled, running towards him "What happened? Where did the creature go!?!?!?" "He won't be back for a long time." Deadpool responded "Plus, that Selfie was so weird at that dance club." "What happened?" "You don't want to know." "Whatever it was," Celestia spoke "Thank you Deadpool, I am eternally grateful." "No problem, Sun Butt... just.. give me a minute." He fell to his back and fell asleep. "Sun butt? Oh well... I must say, he is rather adorable when he sleeps." "...Really?" Twilight asked "Oh yes!" "...Weird, even by your standards... no offense, your majesty." "It's alright, Twilight. I'll call for him when something like that happens again." "I'm pretty sure we'll get that." she turned to Deadpool, who snored loudly. "That snoring though!!!"