The sun began to set in the distance, letting everypony know that the day was about to end and the night was going to begin soon. In Sweet Apple Acres, the apple family was accompanied by some some familiar faces, each having a single tear strolling, though smiling at the same time. They all walked to a spot where the apple farm and the abandoned pear farm meet, vaguely separated by a walkway.
"Ah sure do miss ma and pa," Applebloom spoke to her big sister. "Think they're in a better place?"
"Ah sure hope so, sugarcube." Applejack answered to her little sister. "Hard to believe today is their anniversary."
"Eeyup." Big Mac simply said, turning to his father's best friend, Burnt Oak, seeing the brave face he's putting up. He turned to Mrs. Cake, seeing his mother's best friend put on the equally same face, perhaps wishing they were still around. Following behind them was Mayor Mare, the pony who wedded their parents, their grandfather, Grand pear, and Granny Smith. It seemed this was going to be a bittersweet reunion, as they went to the place where their parents wedded, which had itself an intertwined Apple and Pear tree, making a heart at their top. The sight itself was something to behold, even if it is the only thing the two left behind, excluding their three children.
However, they stopped as they saw Deadpool near the tree, placing something at the base of the roots of the intertwining trees. It was enough to make Applejack run to Deadpool with fury.
"Just in tarnation are ya'll doing here!? This is not a place for you to be messing around with yer shenanigans, or whatever are ya'll thinking is a good-" She paused as Deadpool stepped aside. He simply place two tombstones next to each other, both interconnected by some twigs, with the left having an apple and the other a pear.
R.I.P.
Bright Mac.A Good Father.
R.I.P.
Pear Butter.A Loving Mother.
Applejack stuttered at the sight. Applebloom approached to the masked mercenary.
"D-did you know our parents?" She asked.
"... Not personally." Deadpool answered, leaning down to the filly. "But I've heard much about them. Two housholds, both alike in dignity, and from faith itself, a pair of star-crossed lovers do anything to be with each other. Their love burned with a great passion, each willing to break a few rules just to be with each other." He teared up underneath his mask. "And... when the time came... one of them was abandoned by their own family... who's now regretted his own decision." He turned to Grand Pear, who looked guilty. "... You f**ked up... but... you're trying to make it up... something I have to give proper respect to, Mr. Shatner."
"Uh... thanks?" The old pony said with a bit of confusion. Deadpool turned to the graves.
"It's a shame, really... they were probably the best parents anyone can ask for."
"Yeah... they were." Applebloom spoke, getting some vague memories back when she was really little.
"Yeah... I kinda want to, but I don't think I should."
"... What?"
"... Go back in time... and save your parents."
"Wha-? Do it! Please! Ah wanna see my parents again!" Applejack dragged Applebloom away.
"Hold on, Sugarcube," She spoke "Ah think Deadpool may have a point here... surprisingly."
"What!?"
"Yeah," Deadpool spoke. "I fear if I did, then something worse is going to happen. If there's two things I know, it's that time travel is very fragile, and that I'll get distracted unless someone like Cable arrives... so don't be surprised when I do something like Cheap Cheap Cooking from Parrapa the Rapper."
"... huh?"
"Something only Old school gamers will understand. But, I'm not really here to crack jokes, I'm here to give my respect to these two lovebirds... without Pressing F or X." All he did was pull out a chair and an acoustic guitar. He tuned the guitar and cleared his throat before playing a song that made Star-Lord sense a disturbance in the force.
♬It's not time to make a change
Just relax, take it easy
You're still young, that's your fault
There's so much you have to know
Find a girl, settle down
If you want you can marry
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy
I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy
To be calm when you've found something going on
But take your time, think a lot
Why, think of everything you've got
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not♬
The Apples, and their guests, sat down, mesmerized by the song
♬How can I try to explain, cause when I do he turns away again
It's always been the same, same old story
From the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen
Now there's a way and I know that I have to go away
I know I have to go♬
"This... they would be proud to hear this." Burnt Oak simply spoke, wiping a tear away.
"Hard to think how we're connected by this couple." Mayor Mare added, trying to keep a professional look.
"...Friendship really is magic." Mrs. Cake finished.
♬It's not time to make a change
Just sit down, take it slowly
You're still young, that's your fault
There's so much you have to go through
Find a girl, settle down
If you want you can marry
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy
All the times that I cried, keeping all the things I knew inside
It's hard, but it's harder to ignore it
If they were right, I'd agree, but it's them they know not me
Now there's a way and I know that I have to go away
I know I have to go.♬
Deadpool finished. He just stood up and bowed.
"Thank you for listening." He simply spoke, turning and walking away from the sight.
That... I thought we were going to do something exciting.
Like what? What would be exciting that wouldn't offend the Apples and their closest friends?
... Ghostbusters?
"Ok! That's too far!" Deadpool yelled to himself.