After that shoehorned in Fist of the North Star reference before Behind the Meme kills it and/or it's own popularity kills it, Deadpool healed up again, scratching out the ponies he wouldn't be able to get on his own.
"How come I always lose to these ponies?"
Because people hate it when we harm somepony that's innocent.
Yeah. And with this writer's luck, people will downright boycott us!
"All because I punch somepony in the face?"
And worse.
And worse.
"F##k... well... what should we do?"
Well, we have another day until we have to get back to teaching, so we should use today to do something-
Let's go to Las Pegasus and become a male stripper!
"Whoo! I can do the helicopter and impress ALL the mares!"
... Oh god...
"But first... a little change to an episode." Deapool teleported away and into a blimp above... which had Granny Smith, Applerose, Applesauce, and Goldie Delicious. The merc had on a more... exposed outfit, with only a pair of underwear on him. Rainbow Dash, flying nearby, stopped and gagged at the sight of Deadpool in his stripper outfit. "So... who's the lucky mare?" He asked in a sultry voice.
"Oh my, I do love a young man." Applesauce spoke with the bedroom eyes.
And due to this scene being too disturbing, we will cut ahead to Las Pegasus, so... yeah.
After a long, uncomfortable flight of Deadpool pole dancing to some elderly mares, they all landed in Las Pegasus. For being such a generous 'entertainer', the golden Hoseshoe gals made Deadpool one of their members with a white shirt that had the golden horsehoe, with a more open hat that had a green visor above it. He imagined what it would be like with the 4 mares when this story was over, something similar to The Golden Girls that they were based off of. But for the rest of the day, he just went with the mares on their hijinks, ignoring Dash's words in keeping them safe as he even knew they weren't babies. Though, he was surprised to see Rick and Morty here. However, his biggest surprise came in the dance club.
While Apple Rose was making the danceclub her area, Deadpool spat his drink as he saw two stallion nearby. The first was a large, purple stallion with a suave looking mane & mustache, but the other looked like-
"TRIXIE'S DAD!?!?!?" Deadpool yelled, tacking the magician.
"What the-!?" He yelled.
"Same coat, mane color, a magician... The headcannons are exploding everywhere!" He leaned closer to him. "Why did you leave her?"
"Uh... who, sir?"
"Trixie! Your own daughter!!!"
"I... have no idea what you're-" Deadpool picked him up.
"TO MAURY!!!"
"In the case of this," Maury spoke, looking at papers, as Trixie sat across Jackpot, the Golden Gals and Big Bucks up front with the crowd. "Jackpot... YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!"
The crowd cheered wildly as Jackpot and Trixie had a surprise look on their faces. Deadpool smiled away.
"You see kids, this is where idiots go if they can't realize they can get a woman or pregnant, or a woman who keeps cheating on people to get those child support payments."
Either practice safe sex, or be stable enough to handle a child.
We should go and do our thing with Luna! Ain't no way she can get pregnant by us!
"Heh, yeah. What's gonna happen? We have to raise an Anthro?"