A couple of hours passed as Rarity worked on Deadpool's new suit. The only thing Rarity had to do was to keep her sister, Sweetie Belle, from going down stairs and giving her a good night. Deadpool & Pinkie had played at least 8008 games of tic-tac-toe (all ending with a tie), Twilight & Rainbow Dash read at least 4 books of Daring Do, Fluttershy left to babysit some new bunnies, and Applejack returned to her home, mostly to keep her family from worrying where she was at. Rarity entered their room.
"It is finished." She simply said. Everyone got up and went to see Deadpool's new suit: It looked like a tuxedo, but red replaced the white with the exception of the two front pockets, which were shaped to look like Deadpool's eyes, and his belt buckle was shown on both shoulders & back.
"Holy s**t!!!" Deadpool said "That... is... EPIC!!!"
"You like it?"
"No... I LOVE IT!!!"
"How Flattering!!!"
"Now we can get this party started!!!" Pinkie yelled
"But how?" Twilight asked
"Let me handle that. Deadpool?"
"Yes?" the human asked, lowering his head to the mare.
"Get your suit on & wait in Suger Cube's Corner cellar. You'll know my signal."
"Easy enough."
"Just... don't get caught, okay?"
"Got it." Deadpool quickly put on the new suit, seeing how stylish and fitting it was on him. He began to 'sneak' his way around Pontville, though there was barely anyone around with the exception of a few bats, owls, and the moon. "♫Tip-toeing in my Jordans, I done came down Tip-toeing in my Jordans-♫"
"What are you going to do?" Rainbow Dash asked Pinkie
"You'll see," Pinkie replied "I've got an old friend that'll DEFIANTLY help us out."
Some time passed. A unicorn with the same color coat as Rarity's, but spiked up moderate cobalt blue with brilliant cyan stripes with round purple tinted glasses appeared to them with black case that had a red button on it.
"I remember her!!!" Dash yelled "You're from the Canterlot wedding!!!"
"That's right," the unicorn replied with a deeper but still female sounding voice with tomboy in it "Vinyl Scratch, better known as DJ Pon-3. Pinkie invited me to make some music for a friend of hers. Who is this certain somepony, Pinkie?"
"Oh," Pinkie replied "You'll meet him. I'll announce his name, he'll appear onstage with you, and we'll get this party started!!!"
"Sounds great!"
"Need help making a stage?" Twilight asked.
"Nah. Stand back folks." the 4 walked back a few feet. Vinyl pushed the red button with her muzzle; the black case opened, then out popped out a whole stage, complete with 8 feet high loudspeakers, her own stage, two disco balls, a set of records, and three smoke machines.
"How'd you do that?" Rarity asked
"Thanks to your show, I've gained new fans around Equestria! I'm officially the queen of music around here!!!"
"But what about your best friend?" Pinkie asked. Vinyl turned around and lowered her glasses, revealing her purple eyes.
"She's not hip like me." Vinyl put back her glasses and walked onstage. She turned some machinery on, activating her booth. Some music began to play, but at a rather low volume. She turned a nozzle and the music started to get louder as it turned. Some ponies opened up their windows & door and began to look outside to see what was making that noise, but were surprised to see a DJ booth up with music playing. Pinkie walked up to the stage and picked up a microphone on Vinyl's booth.
"Come on Everypony!!!" Pinkie exclaimed "It's a party for a new friend and resident of Ponyville!!!"
Deadpool hanged out in the bottom of the basement. He was hearing what they she was saying.
I love this song!!!
Do you even know what it's called?
... is it from DJ Hero?
No. It's 'generic techno' #9001
"IT'S OVER 9000!!!" Deadpool yelled.
"Did you hear something?" A female voice asked
"I do," a male replied "I believe it's coming from that DJ booth outside."
"Oh Sweetie, don't you think we should help the children sleep?"
"I think so too dearie, but... I don't think there'll be a problem for the twins to stay up a few extra hours."
"I hope you're right."
Close call there.
"Attention everypony!!!" Pinkie's amplified voice announced through the loudspeakers.
OH!!! It's almost Showtime!!!
"Thank you all for coming to this near last minute party! I apologize for ruining your sleep time, but I thank Vinyl, my close friends, and our newest friend AND New resident here in ponyville!!! Fillies and Gentlecolts, please, clap your hooves for someone out of this world: DEADPOOL!!!
"It's showtime." Deadpool simply said. In a puff of red smoke, he disappeared from the basement and landed onstage, standing next to Pinkie and in front of Vinyl!!! The whole crowd gasped at the sight of Deadpool. Vinly stopped the music and took her glasses off, also surprised at the sight of Deadpool. A whole minute of silence stood, as Deadpool stood there. Pinkie walked next to him, still carrying the microphone.
"Mr. Deadpool, care to say anything?" Deadpool swiped the Microphone from Pinkie.
"Hola a todos! Mi nombre es Deadpool, y he venido aquí para salvar a poco la trama de todos los presentes de los rostros del mal en esta hermosa tierra !!!" All the ponies scratched their heads, not even sure what he said. "That was español for 'Hello, I'm Deadpool and I'm awesome, sexy, & the newest hero since Mare-Do-Well'." More silence came from the crowd. Pinkie began to stomp her hooves to the ground, flowed by Twilight, Rairty, & Rainbow Dash. Applejack and Fluttershy began to stomp theirs in the crowd, then everypony followed.
"Okay then," Vinyl simply said, putting her glasses back on. "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!" Deadpool teleported next to her, causing her to jump from her spot.
"Deadpool style!!!" Deadpool added, taking her spot. He grabbed a record, put it on the track player, and began the music. Vinyl watched as Deadpool was acting very much like a DJ: He applied the right amount of pressure onto the disks to perform a scratch in the music, faded the music enough to when it went to another song, and had the enthusiasm a DJ needed with the crowd ACTUALLY Cheering and dancing to the music!!! Vinyl growled a bit and pushed him away! The crowd stopped, saw what was happening, and gasped.
"What's your problem? I'm the only DJ here!!!" Deadpool got right back up
"What's my problem!?!?!? I'm the guest of honor here, and I was helping the crowd get amped up while showing MY skills as a Dj."
"HEY!!! I'm the Queen of Dj here!!! I'm the best in Equestria!!!"
"Oh yeah! I'm the best from where I come from!!!" the two stared down at each other.
"Are you challenging me to a DJ battle?"
"Yes."
"You think you can defeat me?"
"No... I'm going to DETHRONE YOU!!!"
"Oh it.. is... ON!!!" The stage activated, opening another DJ booth to Vinyl's on it's right side. The two walked to their booths: Vinyl on the left and Deadpool on the right. The two stared down at each other more.
"Looks like it's a DJ BATTLE!!!" Pinkie announced on the microphone "New Comer, Deadpool, will be battling against the queen of DJs herself: DJ Pon-3!!! Who'll win? You Decide who did their job better!!!" The crowd cheered. Both Vinyl and Deadpool picked out their tracks and began their battle!!!
*One vigorous DJ battle later*
Both Deadpool and Vinyl panted very hard, sweating like waterfalls. The crowd cheered for their music and battle!!! The two walked to each other.
"You know," Deadpool said, taking a deep breath "you weren't so bad, even without having fingers."
"Thanks." Vinyl replied "I hate to admit, but you really have a great sense of beats, even for me."
"Thanks. Truce?" Deadpool lifted one of his hands over to Vinyl. Vinly picked up one of her hooves and began to shake Deadpool's hand.
"Truce."
"The polls are in." Pinkie said, opening up a card. "And the winner is... IT'S A TIE!!!"
"A TIE!?!?!?" the two yelled
"Yeah! Everypony loved your music SO MUCH, that neither of you won nor lost!!! Vinyl: you can stay as the DJ queen of Equestria. Deadpool: you have now grown to be up to her level on the dot. What do you say?" The two looked at each other, lowered their eyelids and smiled.
"What do you say?" Vinyl asked "Wanna go another round?"
"Kinda." Deadpool replied "but not as a battle, but a duo."
"My thoughts exactly." Deadpool's booth went away. they both walked to Vinyl's booth and stood next to each other. The crowd cheered for the two, as Deadpool picked up a track and Vinyl placed it inside.
"Before we start, is it alight if we take a selfie together?"
"Fine by me!"
"SWEET!!!" Deadpool picked up his phone and took a picture of the two together with the huge background right behind them!!! "I just now wonder how everyone back home is doing?"
"Think about that tomorrow. For now, we got a crowd to please."
"On it!"
"Let's DO THIS!!!" They both yelled, blasting another song that made the ponies cheer even louder.