//------------------------------// // Fanciness. Ponies # 126- 130 Photo Finish, Sapphire Shores, Hoity Toity, Fashion Plate, and Sassy Saddles // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Deadpool walked around Canterlot with music playing behind him, but not singing. That's a relief. But I wanna sing!!! Deadpool was followed by some ponies, most in the fashion area as Deadpool was walking & dancing to I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred Never mind. Whenever the music just played without Singing, Deadpool teleported to the nearest pole and began to dole dance with it, shaking his butt and taking the bits all the mares threw at him. In the shirt part, Deadpool removed a fashionable jacket that would make Barney Stinson from How I Meet your Mother cry, very seductively. In the Milan, Deadpool pointed at a random artist's painting of a ponified Milan, along with New York and Japan. For the Party, he grabbed a small foal & poked at it's belly, followed by using said foal as a rag for his head, tossing the foal back into it's mom's hooves. For the Car, Deadpool pointed at random parked cart, which exploded for no reason! For his Hat, Deadpool took a rich Pony's hat, crushed it, and threw it like a Kung-Lao's hat. For the cat, Deadpool pointed at the Grumpy Cat pony before taking his hat away. When the song finished, Deadpool finished with a Michael Jackson Pose, followed by bits showering on him. We're so rich! Yeah, but we're being crushed to death. What do you- "MY SPINE!!!" Deadpool yelled as he was crushed after piles of bits landed on him. Thanks to his healing factor, Deadpool crawled his way out and busted through the pile of bits. "Yes! The power of my sexiness has prevented death once again!" You mean our healing factor? "Same difference!" "And that was fantastic!" A flamboyant guy's voice spoke. You can just say 'gay'. Look, we don't know if there's any real gay characters in MLP, so we'll just say they're flamboyant for now. Deadpool turned around to see- "AAH!!! GAY RECOLORED PARTY FAVOR WITH GLASSES AND SCARF!!!" Ugh... Deadpool saw Fashion Plate along with- Pony Lady Gaga! That rich man that sounds like Vulturo And Pony Nicki Minaj! "The celebrity gayness is strong in this chapter!" ...Deadpool... please... let me continue. The celebrities surrounded Deadpool, each yelling over each other. "Vith your perfect body," Photo Finish spoke in her German accent "I can make you a star!" "Your Dance moves are SENSATIONAL!!!" Sapphire Shores added. "He clearly has what it means to be fashionable!" Fashion Plate added. "Perhaps you could be the next face of fashion." Hoity Toity spoke. Us? A Model? Oh man! I remember what when we wanted to be a model! It was followed by broken chairs and bones! "Fashion is our passion!" Deadpool yelled. "And I know the right pony!" Deadpool grabbed himself by the back of his suit and threw himself at a window, crashing through it. "What the-!?" Another Mare's voice yelled "Deadpool!?" "G3 Rainbow Dash! I need to look fashionable for the cameras!" "...It's Sassy Saddles, and I'm sorry to say, but you need to make an appointment before-" Deadpool practically squeed as he ran to a Marilyn Monroe dress. "This should do!" "Mr. Pool! I said that you must make an apointment before-" The door slammed open and the four fashionable pones came in! He-he! He typed 'pones'. Well that's another way people type 'ponies' now. Deadpool quickly put on the dress and ran outside, doing his Marilyn Monroe pose. "Fantastic!!!" Fashion Plate announced. "Ooh, you like that?" Deadpool asked in a seductive voice. "Well I have more dresses! Montage time!" Deadpool pulled out his phone and began to play Poker face. In this montage, dress pictures were taken, but also, Deadpool danced with each of the fashion ponies. With Fashion plate, it was disco dancing; Hoity Toity was more of ball dancing; Photo Finish was more of an Egyptian dancing; Sapphire Shores was the dreaded 'twerking'; Sassy Saddles stood with an impatient look as Deadpool did the d**k slang near her face. Like any other music video, there's a weird part of the song that takes the song literal as they played Russian Roulette, Deadpool shooting himself in the face, and like anything else in said music videos, there's something else that has nothing to do with said song, and in this case, it was them all traveling in space. Yeah... no question there... it just happens. Don't believe me, watch music videos! Go ahead, I'm waiting. It's our job to break the 4th wall. Oh, sorry. Well after that... thing... Deadpool's pictures spread like wild fire, especially after their spaceship crashed and caused a wildfire in the everfree forest. Luckily, they didn't have to pay for the damage nor take responsibility because- Yes, thanks Dave Chappelle. But they were drunk & wasted inside one of Canterlot's wince cellars, ponies knocked out, but they all still looked good. Deadpool groggily woke up, pulling out his phone to see what happened last night. Luckily, he took a group selfie, though Sassy Saddles charged at them with documents for a lawsuit. The next picture was them burning the lawsuit with Deadpool peeing on it, the next was Deadpool on fire, more of the forest on fire, an actual Illuminati triangle holding the heads of Gearoge Washington and Abe Lincoln, and the bar with Simon Pegg & Nick Frost. "Is this another cornetto film?" He asked himself, stumbling as he got out. That was some party! We don't even know what the hell happened. "I do remember one thing... a weird dream involving animals and Ke$ha's Die young." Deadpool stumbled and fell face first into a pile of puke. "Five more minutes." Ugh... rich people! Yeah! They think they can do anything! What's next, making an Angry Birds movie!? Sadly, it's true.