Deadpool flew into the air, laughing as maniacally as he's known for!
You really did ruin that couple's date, you know that, right?
But Duckies saved the day!!!
"They do!" Deadpool yelled. In the sky, a blue-grey pegasus with a turquoise & dark turquoise mane & tail, having an orange music symbol with an infinite symbol connected to it, flew around, carrying, in his front hooves, a near white grey unicorn filly with a light brown, single light purple outlined mane & tail, who's cutie mark was a microphone.
"Hurry up, Soldier!!!" The filly yelled, mimicking an army general "If you want the next episode so badly, help me escape this nightmare!!!"
"Hey!" The soldier replied "It's not that bad, Michelle. Sure we got hooves, but look: I can now fly! And you can perform magic! Shouldn't that's count for-"
"GANG WAY!!!" Deadpool yelled. The two turned, only to be slammed by the Merc himself, and they all began to free fall! Though unconscious, the two ponies luckily landed on a ridiculously soft couch that was just being pulled in by the 'Quills and Sofas only' guy. Deadpool on the other hand, well... let's just say that if her were even more animated, he'd fly up into the air letting out a sound effect from Tom & Jerry.
"Oh no!" the unknown guy that we'll call 'Jerry' for now. "I hope ponies don't mind red tipped quills." The two ponies woke up, snuggling the sofa a bit.
"This is so soft!" Michele commented "I just wanna cuddle with it!"
"I know," the pegasus spoke "It's so soft to lay down on!"
"Well then," Jerry spoke, being the entrepreneur he is "I can arrange a deal for that!"
"Get these quills out of my a**!!!" Deadpool yelled. The three let out a collective gasp, seeing Deadpool shake his butt with the quills being jammed into his cheeks & blood falling out slowly. They all looked at each other a bit awkwardly, wondering who should pull them out.
"Alright, I'll do it!" Michelle spoke with a groan. She closed her eyes and grunted, as her horn had a blue spark and, with it, a blue aura around the pens. A loud rip, and the sound of Deadpool screaming caused her to lose focus, and everyone else cringing at the sight. Deadpool turned around and saw the bloody quills were not out, though, as Jerry spoke, were most likely red tipped forever.
"Do... you need to see the Doctor?" Jerry asked
"Nah," Deadpool replied "watch my amazing power as my butt cheeks heal!!!" Sure enough, the holes in his cheeks healed, filling in the holes with flesh and, for some weird reason, his costume as well.
"... I'm gonna pretend I never saw that." The pegasus commented
"Same thing here." The other two added together. Jerry took his couch inside the store quickly, along with the now red tipped quills, leaving the three alone.
"Hang on a second," Deadpool spoke, invading the pegasus' personal space with his face nearly touch the other's face "You look familiar."
"Same thing to you." the pegasus replied "Are you... Deadpool from Marvel's comics?"
"Oh yes! You may think Marvel owns me, but I rest assure you, I own them!!!"
"...Ok, how did you get here?"
"Portal."
"Ah! That make's sense."
"Are... you BlackGryph0n!?!?!?"
"I certainly am!"
"HOLY S**T!!! BlackGryph0n!!! The same guy that made those 'Pony-licious' videos!?!?!?"
"Same one!!!"
"Who's part of the U.S. Navy AND is a Jazz Musician!?!?!?"
"I do more than jazz, but yeah, I'm him."
"AND IS BEST FRIENDS WITH MICHELE CREBER!?!?!?"
"Oh yes! That is me!"
"Where is she!?!?!?"
"...Who?"
"Michele!!! Where is she!?!?!?"
"I'm right here!" The unicorn responded. Deadpool looked down at the unicorn, who looked up at him with an angered look.
"Ha ha! Yeah right, you ain't Michele."
"Yeah I am!"
"No you're not!"
"Yes I am!"
"No. You're. Not!" Michele cleared her throat.
"Buy some Apples!" Deadpool froze in place: her voice sounded exactly like Applebloom's!!!
"Trust me," BlackGryph0n spoke "she really is the voice actor to Applebloom."
"I now see that." Deadpool spoke, still dumbfounded.
"How exactly are we gonna get outta here!?!?!?" Michele asked the pegasus turned soldier
"I have no idea!" BlackGryph0n replied, scratching his head with his hooves. "Do you have any ideas?"
"Not a single clue." Deadpool responded
"DANG IT!!!"
"But it's not all that bad."
"How so?" Michele asked
"Well... not too long ago, I actually had an encounter with both Mandopony AND Sibsy!!!"
"MANDO AND SIBSY!?!?!?" The two asked in unison
"Where are they!?!?!?" Michele asked
"I have no idea!" Deadpool responded. Both of their heads & ears dropped. "Hey, don't feel too sad! You're in Ponyville for pete's sake!!!"
"...We are?" BlackGryph0n asked
"Duh! We just encountered that Quills and Sofas only guy, so we're defiantly in Ponyville right now!!!" The two looked around their surrounding and, sure enough, there were familiar faces and, well, not so familiar faces around. The mane 6 trotted around town, doing whatever they wanted to do, The CMC were using their new weapons on some cardboard boxes, and Discord, though floating, was being held down by hugs from Sonata, ILoveKimPossibleALot, and Screwball.
"Is that... Kim?"
"It is!"
"Seems like you're not the only Brony here." Michele commented "Wait! Could Tara Strong be here!?!?!?"
"Hm... Maybe."
"Sweet!!!"
"Hold on," Gryph0n spoke "how long do you think we may be here for? I just hope we can perform our next duo!"
"Duo?" Deadpool asked
"Michael Jackson's 'Bad'!" Michele responded. Deadpool froze, but, underneath his mask, he made a smile that could rival that of the Grinch. The two awkwardly stared at each other, not sure what Deadpool was planning. Deadpool disappeared in a puff of smoke for a few seconds, then reappeared with leather jackets in his arms, while wearing a near exact perfect copy of Michael Jackson's leather suit in the music video for 'Bad' (No gloves needed).
"Put these on!" Deadpool ordered, anding the two their outfits. Deadpool pulled out a Microhphone and spoke into it "ATTENTION ALL PONIES I TOOK A SELFIE WITH: COME FORTH AND PERFORM YOUR DUTY!!! Έχω το πιο περίεργο βλακεία τώρα!!!" When he spoke that long lost greek sentence that would make Socrates filch in horror, all the ponies (and non ponies) he took a selfie with appeared, looking as if they were brainwashed. Deadpool pulled out his boom box and pressed the play button. With a snap from his finger, everyone had on a leather jacket (though Flash Sentry was now foaming in the mouth, thanks to his allergies around leather) and began to dance as in Michael Jackson's video. BlackGryph0n and Michele, feeling the beat & rhythm, followed along, standing right in between Deadpool, dancing with him.
"♫Your Butt Is Mine,♫" Deadpool sang "♫Gonna Take You Right. Just Show Your Face, In Broad Daylight. I'm Telling You, On How I Feel. Gonna Hurt Your Mind, Don't Shoot To Kill. Come On, Come On Lay It On Me All Right. I'm Giving You, On Count Of Three. To Show Your Stuff Or Let It Be, I'm Telling You Just Watch Your Mouth. I Know Your Game, What You're About, Well They Say The Sky's The Limit, And To Me That's Really True But My Friend You Have Seen Nothing Just Wait 'Til I Get Through-♫"
"♫Because I'm Bad!" The three non brainwashed character sang together with, everyone else doing the 'Bad Bad-Really,Really Dad in the background. "I'm Bad! Come On! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, Come On, You Know! And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now, Just To Tell You Once Again, Who's Bad?♫"
BlackGryph0n took the center and began his part. "♫The Word Is Out, You're Doin' Wrong. Gonna Lock You Up, Before Too Long. Your Lyin' Eyes Gonna Take You Right,
So Listen Up, Don't Make A Fight. Your Talk Is Cheap, You're Not A Man. You're Throwin' Stones To Hide Your Hands! But They Say The Sky's The Limit, And To Me That's Really True, And My Friends You Have Seen Nothin' Just Wait 'Til I Get Through-♫"
"♫Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad! Come On! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It, You Know! And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again, Who's Bad?♫"
Michele Creber took the center to end this song & dance routine. "♫We Can Change The World Tomorrow, This Could Be A Better Place! If You Don't Like What I'm Sayin', Then Won't You Slap My Face-♫"
"♫Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad! Come On! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It, You Know! Woo! Woo! Woo!You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad! Come On! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad! You Know It-You Know It! You Know, You Know, You Know, Come On! And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You- You Know I'm Smooth, I'm Bad, You Know It!!! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad Baby!!! You Know, You Know, You Know It, Come On! And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now- Woo! You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad! You Know It, You Know I'm Bad-You Know-Hoo! You Know I'm Bad-I'm Bad!!! You Know It, You Know! And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again Who's Bad!?!?!?♫"
The Song ended with everyone in a giant pose. Everyone started to shake their faces, wondering what the heck just happened!?!?!? Michele and BlackGryph0n cheered together, still seeing that, though they're ponies, they can still perform the king of pop's dance moves! (By King of Pop, I mean Michael Jackson, not the living beaver... she's the slums of pop.)
"Look at that!" Bryph0n yelled, still dancing a bit "I guess even the King of Pop rules over Eqeustria!"
"And it was awesome!!!" Michele yelled "Thanks Deadpool!!!"
"Don't thank me," Deadpool replied "Thank good ol' MJ himself, probably in heaven right now... performing all the best music up there... and with all the children he can now chase up there." The two looked at each other awkwardly at Deadpool's comment.
"O...k." They both spoke in unison.
"But we need to remember this!!! The author already wrote everything down, I just need a selfie!!!"
"A selfie!?!?!?" Gryphon asked
"I've always wanted to take one with you." Michele spoke to the pegasus.
"You- I... oh well, take it away!!!"
"I'M BAD!!!" Deadpool yelled, taking the picture with the two in their leather jackets. In a puff of smoke, Deadpool disappeared.
"Howdy there!" Applebloom spoke to Michele "Are ya'll friends with Deadpool!?!?!?"
"Hold on," Kim spoke, looking at Gryph0n and Mandopony, who, in return, stared at the two of them. "BlackGryph0n and Mandopony!?!?!?"
"Mando and Kim!?!?!?" Gryph0n spoke in a surprised tone
"Gryph0n and Kim!?!?!?" Mando yelled
"DUCKIES!!!" Sibsy interrupted, jumping into the middle with her rubber duck toy.
"SIBSY!?!?!?" The three bronies all yelled
"DEADPOOL!?!?!?!?" Everyone yelled, pointing at Deadpool on the roof of a local house.
"Muffin." Deadpool simply spoke, holding a muffin in his hand, dropped it, and disappeared in a puff of smoke. Derpy, way in the back, saw the dropping muffin and flew super fast!!! She knocked everypony down, catching the muffin before it landed onto the floor! She ate her treat, mumbling how good it tasted.