//------------------------------// // Where's the second season!? Pony #139: Lilly Longsocks/ Powerhouse // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Inside Ponyville's local orphanage, a filly sat near the window, watching one of her friends leave with a new family. The filly had a pink coat with a purple mane that were tied like pigtails, and a cutiemark of what appeared to be either a hedgehog or a porcupine. "Please," she spoke to herself "Celestia... I just want a family." She looked out and saw a swirling vortex right out of her mirror. She also heard a tune that sounded heartwarming, inviting even... until the voices came. "♫Do you wanna kill some bad guys? They don't have to be bad guys.♫" "OH HELL NO!!!" "♫Okay bye~.♫" She saw the sillhouete of a strange creature, one that screamed weirdness. Firing quickly, splatting onto the side of the building, was Deadpool, back in the game! The filly was surprised at who landed on her window: The cutie Mark crusaders, Diamon Tiara, and Silverspoon had told her about Deadpool, from the way he looks to his... eccentric personality. Deadpool pulled his face off the window and saw the filly. They stared at each other for a while. "WAZZUP!!!" Deadpool yelled. The filly screamed and shut the curtains. Wait... what just happened!? We said 'Wazzup' to that strong filly and scared her. No,no,no. I meant before that! "We came from another fanfic! Maretropolis Ghoul by ElementBrigade. Though she was a ghoul from Tokyo Ghoul, that Kaoru knows how to fight... and the way she dressed, Raow!!!" But what about that Gunvolt guy? "Eh, he was pretty cool. I still want his Non-Moondancer! She was so adorable!" She was, but we have one problem. We got 99 problems and a b***h is one! Shut up! ElementBrigade's chapter isn't even up yet. What do you mean? By the time this is uploaded, the chapter having us in it isn't uploaded yet, meaning- "And this is over! Who's the lucky pony we meet next!?" ...Fine. It's like I'm talking to a rock. Tom's next!? No. We're going to meet... Lilly Longsocks, that filly we just saw. The one that looked like Pippy Longstocking? Yes... wait... how do you know that? I watched the cartoons. "Well let's meet our strong filly! We're going to have so much fun!" Lilly held onto her pillow, shaking in fear. Though she only heard about the various things Deadpool had done, she didn't want to meet him just yet, what with being the only human that was nigh invincible. She turned to her right as she heard a 'whoosh', and was meet by a finger poking her muzzle, making her scrunch. "Boop!" Confused, she moved her muzzle, then looked up, only to see Deadpool in front of her. He poked her muzzle again, another scrunch. "Boop!" Instead of focusing on her muzzle, Lily froze in fear, trembling as the Merc with the mouth sat next to her. Deadpool laughed and hugged her. "Aw! You're so cute!" Lilly struggled to get out of Deadpool's tight hug, but she was blinded by the sunlight as they teleported out of the orphanage to Ponyville's park. Deadpool dropped her and teleported away, returning with a picnic pattern blanket and basket in only seconds. He sat down, and though he wore his mask, Lily saw him with an anime cat-like smile. She sat down, though nervous, went along with the human's actions. "Uh... hi." she spoke sheepishly. "Hola! El nombre de Deadpool, y usted es Lilly calcetines largos, ¿verdad?" She blinked. "Uh... si?" "¡Excelente!" He opened the basket and gave Lily a plate, followed by a simple, hay sandwich with dandelions. He, on the other hand, pulled out a mouthwatering, freshly made- "What's that?" Lily stared and stood still in fear. "What's this!?" Deadpool asked "This, my filly friend, is the most epic creation that exists in any universe: La Chimichanga! Basically, it's a deep-fried burrito that's popular in Southwestern U.S. cuisine and the Mexican states of Sinaloa and Sonora. Typically prepared by filling a flour tortilla with a wide range of ingredients, most commonly rice, cheese, machaca, carne adobada, or shredded chicken, and folding it into a rectangular package. It is then deep-fried and can be accompanied with salsa, guacamole, sour cream, and cheese. If you want to know what it's like to be in heaven, this is the answer!" Using a fork and one of his swords, he cut off a small portion that had everything on it and handed it to the filly. "Try it!" Though she didn't want to, she took a bite out of it. Her mouth watered upon the taste, and she couldn't disagree, she really felt like she was in heaven. "This really is delicious!" she spoke "Told ya!" He ate the rest in less than a few seconds. "And that's how you eat the booty like groceries!" She tilted her head "...What?" "Some stupid song back home. I'm guessing that she actually kidnaps people to eat the booty like groceries, or she's a real fatty that eats too much." "O...kay?" "Anyways, I've seen what you're able to do, and I see the circumstance you were in." Her ears folded to the side with a noticeable blush. "You... you have?" "Indeed. That strength you have, it's unlike anything I've seen; lifting an entire schoolhouse for a bug without breaking a sweat?" "Um, it was for that one moment." "I know, but your strength is what's preventing you from finding a home, is it not?" Her head lowered. "Y-yes." "Freaks every interviewer out?" "Yes." "Try to hide it, but fail?" "...Yes." "Ah. Don't worry, lucky for you, I know someone that will take you in." Her head lifted up with perking ears. "Really!?" Deadpool teleported away, but returned with Maud Pie. "TA-DA!!!" Maud blinked slowly. "Why am I here?" she asked. "To meet your new daughter!!!" Maud looked at Lily. Lily blushed with her ears folded. "H-hi." Lily spoke sheepishly. Maud blinked, but stood up. "Sorry, I don't want any children." she walked away. Deadpool stood in front of her. "Hey! Give the filly a try." He ordered. "Lily! Show her your stuff." Lily nodded and went to a large boulder. She picked it up and, with a spin, she tossed the boulder high into the sky, disappearing into space. Maud blinked, but showed some interest. "Hm... interesting." Maud commented. "So~!?" Deadpool asked, leaning close to her face. Maud blinked. "...Alright, but for the month. If she's good enough... I guess I'll be her mother." "MOM!!!" Lily yelled, running and hugging Maud's barrel. Deadpool had another heart attack. The taco squad came to his side. "Another heart attack!" Pinkie exclaimed "Quickly! somepony! Help!" "I got it." Discord replied. He snapped, and Everyone was now in different costumes from a specific anime series. Both Maud & Lily wore matching yellow jumpsuits with red boots over their hooves & white capes, Discord was now an old man that knew Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist, Sonata was a ninja, Pinkie was in a black dress with a green mane, Fluffle Puff was in a dog costume, and Deadpool was in combat gear with a bike. If any of you have no idea what it is... you're no longer my friend! "Wow! Look at these costumes!!!" Lily exclaimed. "They're plain looking." Maud commented "I like it." The sky darkened as, towering over all of Equestria itself, was the dreaded planet eater himself, Galactus! SO? THIS IS WHERE MY HUNGER LEADS ME!? THIS WILL BE MUCH FASTER THAN BEFORE. Ah!!! Even his text is pink!!! At least he's not a stupid space cloud from that other fantastic 4 movie. Galactus extended his hand, releasing huge machines that would convert the planet into energy, as well as random servants straight from Marvel Ultimate Alliance "Oh boy! Action!" Deadpool spoke, pulling his sword out. "Yo! Hit the theme!!! "Lucky for you, we know Japanese." Discord replied Everyone used a mix of both their abilities and the anime character's abilities. Discord used both his chaotic and a new martial arts move, Pinkie was levitating everything and fired multiple party canons at the enemies, Sonata moved faster than the speed of sound as she sliced & used her singing voice, Fluffle Puff was toss around like a beachball, and Deadpool... he rode around in his bike while shooting at enemies. Both Maud and Lily looked up at Galactus, knowing what they had to do. "Let's make this quick." Maud spoke "Boulder needs to be feed." "Okay, mom." Lily replied. With a focused jump together, they both leapt to Galactus's face. A single punch was needed, as Galactus's head literally exploded from the sheer awesomeness of both mares punching. Somewhere else: Uatu watched as Galactus's head exploded. "... With all things done," he spoke to himself "I have never once imagined something being able to destroy the planet devourer himself. Whatever you did, Deadpool, keep it in check and use it to defeat Thanos when he comes for you." The door behind him opened, and another being came in. "Eh, don't worry about him." she spoke, snacking on a sandwich "I'm certain that he'll save both of our worlds through his craziness with some of his other friends through these... 'crossovers'." "I pray you are right. If he fails... then we may be next." "Heh, like that'll happen. Now, please, can you say it again?" "...No." "Please?" "No." "Pwetty pwease!?" "...Fine. Excelsior!" She giggled wildly. "Alright, now when's Season 6 coming out?" "When I say so." Equestria: Deadpool stood on the corpse of Galactus and pointed to the two mares in their costumes. "You two!" "Yeah?" Both spoke in unison. "I trust you both are now a family?" "Yes." "Good! To help you both together, you must do 100 PUSH-UPS, 100 SIT-UPS, 100 SQUATS, and a 10KM RUN!!! EVERY!!! SINGLE!!! DAY!!! ... That is all." Lily ran and gave Deadpool a hug. "Thank you for helping me find a family, Mr. Pool." she said, tearing up with happiness. "Will I see you again?" "When MrAquino says so, so... maybe at the end." Maud stepped next to her adopted daughter. "Come on," she spoke "let's go home." "Wait! Deapool?" Lily spoke. "Yes?" Deadpool asked. "Boop!" She booped him. Smoke smoldered everywhere, and everyone was covered in black dust with their manes blown back. "...Oops." Lily spoke. Hey, do you want to know something? What? Yesterday, MrAquino posted a sneak peek for Season 6 What happened? We see Cadence & Shining Armor's Baby. Deadpool's head grew back quickly. "THEIR BABY IS HERE!?!?!?" He got up and ran away with a fitting 0 to 100 "I WANNA SEE THE BABY!!!"