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As the light faded, Deadpool, Chrysalis, Conny, and Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom-Dino appeared back on the surface of Genosha, as explosions were audible in the distance, and the structure of the island was starting to collapse.
"Deadpool!" Uncle Fuzzy called out. "Chrysalis! There you are! Come on! We need to get to Mr. Clone-Face and stop him! We need every fighter, so don't lollygag!"
"Well, I'd best get started on that totally ridiculous method of launching us ahead of the X-Men so we get to Clone-Face first!" Deadpool stated, looking around for a bicycle.
"Or we could fly," Conny pointed out. "I do have wings, you know."
Chrysalis gasped. "You're not supposed to say anything but old literature quotations!" she pointed out. "It's in the script!"
"Since when do you to give a bloody toss about the script?" Conny scoffed.
"He's got a point," Crazy allowed.
"And Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom-Dino does have a jet pack," Cray-Chry added.
Deadpool gasped. "Why didn't you say something back when we were making the boot flight?" he demanded.
"Forgot I had him," Chrysalis replied apologetically.
A for crazy launchpad.
B for flying.
"Great, more player input," Deadpool grumbled.
"B."
"B."
"B."
"B."
"B!" Chrysalis concluded.
"B it is," Deadpool agreed. "Let's fly! To Magneto's old fortress...and our destiny!"
"Great," Conny grumbled as he spread his wings. "Ham it up a bit more, why don't you? Keep it up and we'll have enough for Christmas dinner."
"Oh holy shit!" Deadpool cried out as the scene shifted to the midair segment. "Top down, scrolling, bullet hell shooter segment while riding a dragon and a cybernetic flying T-Rex? When did Yoggy read my dream journal?"
"So...awesome!" Chrysalis squealed.
As various flying mutant clones rose up to fire various forms of energy blasts, Conny opened his mouth for his fire blast and Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom-Dino primed his arsenal.
After a long bullet hell sequence involving numerous flying mutants, an excess of points, power ups, and a boss fight involving a dozen Clone-Face copies and a zeppelin, Conny and Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom-Dino landed next to the main fortress of the Citadel. only to find Cable, Uncle Fuzzy, and the X-Babes waiting for them.
"Wait a minute!" Deadpool demanded. "How did you all get here before us? And how come you didn't charge after Clone-Face?"
"Used a telepad," Cable replied.
"Didn't want to take the fun away from Chrysi," Uncle Fuzzy added.
"Well, if it's time for fun..." Grinning widely, Chrysalis stuffed Conny and Saprky-Sparky-Boom-Boom-Dino back into her saddlebags, despite Conny's protests.
"Say Cable," Deadpool asked while everyone else got prepared for battle. "You know how we talked about Yog-Soggoth eating - or being - Tim Burton?"
"What about it?" Cable asked, priming his plasma rifle.
"If this game's directed by Tim Burton...does that mean I'm Johnny Depp?"
Everyone thought that over for a time.
"I can see it," Cable allowed.
"Makes sense," Uncle Fuzzy added.
"Good casting," Psylocke pointed out.
"I'd watch it," Domino agreed.
"Wouldn't mind givin' him some sugar," Rogue purred.
"Seems to fit," Stuffy agreed.
"Would certainly be interesting," Stuffalis allowed.
"He would be tasty," Cray-Chry pointed out.
"I have no idea who that is," Chrysalis countered.
"Anybody need a shave?" Crazy asked.
At that moment, the doors of the Citadel burst open, and Clone-Face himself stood there, backed by a swarm of clones of himself. "You will take me seriously!" he proclaimed angrily.
Chrysalis suddenly gasped happily, her hoof going to the glowing green vial around her neck. "I'll be right back!" she shouted as she rushed into the Citadel.
"Well that's different," Deadpool commented as the massive blood bath between Clone-Face, his clones, the X-Men, Cable, and Deadpool began.
Unfortunately, Clone-Face attacking himself with that much backup made the battle that much harder, and each time one of the clones went down, another clone replaced it from within the Citadel...until it didn't.
"Wait..." Clone-Face murmured, taking a quick headcount. "I had more clones than this..."
At that moment, the sound of hundreds of hard hooves striking stone filled the air with a 'Tromp, Tromp, Tromp'. "What the?" Deadpool demanded in shock as the battle paused.
The outer wall of the Citadel glowed green, and a ripping blast of magic tore the wall asunder and shredded most of Clone-Face's clones. When the smoke cleared, Changelings were visible.
However, these weren't Changelings like those Deadpool had seen in the cartoon. These were the size of horses, Earth horses. The chitin covered their bodies in interlocking armored plates, rippling muscle visible inside the holes through the limbs. Their faces were narrowed, with fangs bared. Claws extended and retracted from each hoof, and the hooves themselves also expanded into the 'Bomb Hoof' configuration on occasion. Their head fins were slicked back for aerodynamics, and curved spikes lined their spines all the way to their scorpion tails. They were pitch black in body, of course, with blue eyes that pulsed with a green glow. They all licked their lips, revealing mouths full of razor sharp fangs. Their wings unfolded from their backs, large and full.
Chrysalis hovered over them all. "So...apparently keeping a DNA sample preserved in Changeling magic results in some cross contamination," she offered, chuckling hesitantly.
Deadpool made a quick headcount. "Aw, Chrysi...you've already got your first 100 soldiers! I'm so proud! Time for the big cinematic finish!"
Chrysalis' eyes widened, and then she grinned. "Sic 'em!" she shouted, pointing at Clone-Face and his copies. "Find out what they taste like!"
The warrior Changelings-
"Oh, that's a good name for them!"
-lunged forward, fangs bared and magic surrounding them, blocking Clone-Face's attempts to remotely manipulate them. Clone-Face and his clones all screamed in despair as the Warrior Changelings began to devour them, flesh, bone, and emotion all together.
"Ugh! Gruesome!" Deadpool commented as nearly everyone else looks sick. He gave a thumbs up. "I like it! Roll credits!"
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I can just imagine that when Deadpool said "Roll credits!" That that little circle that had the screen fade to black closing in on him and Chryssie.
That was Great!! But what about the credits and the scene when Deadpool is looking the credits? Or that is going in the next chapter?
*Reads. Cries. Laughs. Claps.*
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Chryssi is the best villain!!! (or reformed villain, for that matters)
Nightmare: what did you say?
Nothing! Nothing! please don't kill me
"If this game's directed by Tim Burton...does that mean I'm Johnny Depp?"
You realize this means Chryssie is Helena Bonham Carter.
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Come to think of it, she'd do a perfectly good Changeling Queen...I'd allow it.
Have you seen the previews for the movie? And are you going to try and bootleg it for a quicker idea?
DLC available: The Second Hive
Deadpool and Chryssie have defeated Mr. Clone Face, but a problem has surfaced. Someone has stolen the DNA Chryssie used to make her hive to create an army of super soldiers.
Battle your way through the endless swarm to stop whoever did this before their evil plan meets the light of day. Along th-
"Hey! How do you know that what they're planing is evil?"
"Easy, he's writing the description."
"No-one can have a hive except for us! Daddy! Get the sledgehammers and the law books! We have to beat the laws of Copyrights into someone!"
... Huh. Yog-Soggoth and DeadPool are bullet hell fans. Who would of guessed. Also, I bet if Chryssi used more sample, she would have her strapping harem by now.
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... Okay, by far the most funniest moment, was not Rouge involuntary saying she would kiss Deadpool if he was Johnny Depp, NOT the fun section where we have a robot dino and giant dragon play good old fashioned side scrolling shooter, NOT that Dragonheart Dragon broke the scrip and pointed out the craziness of this entire fanfic altogether, it was simply, this line.
... THAT is his goal at this point you know? After the entire sequence, he's finally given up and tried the make them take him seriously...
I feel so sad for him, fanfictions will be tearing him apart for years.
ONWARD... to, whatever else is left after or of this game.
ONWARD!
♫Deadp~oo~l and Chryssie!♫
D: Holy shit!
C: That... was... AWESOME!!!
Fox Network: Deadpool and Chrysie! You both did it! I know what we did to you before, but look, we'll admit it, we sucked. You both rock, pals!
D & C: Pals?
F.N: And we hate to admit it, but we'd like you both to cross over with our latest Fantastic 4 reboot and newest X-Men movies! What do you have to say!?
C:... Sir?
F.N; Yes little one?
C: Run! *Sends in Changeling Army after F.N.*
F.N: *Multiple screamings in the background* Run! What'd we do to you!?
C: EVERYTHING!!!
D: That's my girl!
♫Deadp~oo~l! And Chryssie! ... They're both mean mother fuckers!♫
D: This is my jam!
C: ♫Be all that you can tell me, that is what daddy told me, made me all I can be, how they tried to mold me, mix a little bit of the rest. Fight off Weapon X, well we'll see who's next.♫
D: That's my rhyme!
♫Chryssie!♫
C: ♫Can't expect a miracle bettin' on the devil. I'm our best friend if you can feed my your love levels. Never without my teeth, I don't hardly plan s~yay!~ out, survivable plans aren't plans I ever think about!♫
That's right, Chryssie! Keep those teeth clean.
Yeah! Clean as Daddy's guns!
♫Deadpool!♫
D: In the crib!
Crib?
Stuffy says it's 'domicile'.
... I don't get it.
Crib.
It's where we live.
D: What she said. ... Who's hungry?
C: I've got the entire Fox Network to keep me full!
♫What the fuck just happened!? Who rewrote this song!? We can sing this shit again!? It's clear? Okay! (Deadpool/Chryssie), (Deadpool/Chryssie), (Dead~pool/Chrys~sie)!!! (Deadpool/Chryssie)!♫
Another enjoyable chapter. Great job.
Ahahahaha, Fourth wall breaking is the best man, nice job!
hehehe
Nice chapter!
Oh dear Celestia... She has a "mini" hive... May Luna have mercy on our souls...
6305776 All of my yes.
/10
Now we just need to see the Chryssified versions of Deadpool and Domino vs Joker and Harley Quinn, and Joker vs Deathstroke.
A mini-hive of giant flying, magic shooting changelings.... New York is in for a rough time. If they do a New Game Plus, does Chryssie get "Summon Swarm" as one of her new specials????
Perfection incarnate, please more chapters.
Wouldn't surprise me if he did.
A Deadpool game with ponies, insanity, directed by Tim Burton/Yog Soggoth, and Deadpool, is the guy who played Captain Jack Sparrow, possibly one of the only non superpowered beings to be practically made of Crazy Awesome. Are You TRYING to have our heads explode because we can't handle the raw awesomeness?
I'll, you forgot to capitalize the I. Also, what are you planning?
F*CKING SWEET!
Prepare for epicness!
Well, that was a little bit anti climactic as far as boss fights go, but it was an epic and funny scene nevertheless!
Someone definitely needs to make a game like this, I'd play the f
k out of it!
Meh, I liked the first game's ending better. "XYZ" followed by "putting his foot down".
When the Deadpool movie comes out, you must do a version of that with Chrysalis.
YOU MUST.
Clone face reminds me of Moon Face.
Excellent. Now Chrysalis is slowly turning back into the changeling queen she was meant to be
6306135 Looking back on that line, I remember how Sinister is voiced by Keith Ferguson in the game, who also does the voice of Lord Hater in Wander Over Yonder, so it makes perfect sense
And now I'm just... imagining one of the clones running around screaming from one side of the screen to the other being chased by one changeling, then two, then ten, then ten, plus one latched onto it's head flapping about bonelessly in the wind.
All the while still screaming without pausing for breath.
It's like an old cartoon! I love my imagination.
6306146 ...is that an actual picture of Apocalypse? Why the H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS is PURPLE!?
Tat! Please make them go Red box on Fox. Please.
6308005 sadly, it is. It's a sad day when cosplayers make Better costumes than movies. (Another example is the Fant4stic's Dr.Dumb, since Dr. Doom is NOT like that!!!)
So. Much. WANT!!!
*le deaded from the feels*
Why is everything so wonderful?
Thanks for sharing your particular brand of pony-flavored madness with us. Your ability to write horse words so prolifically is an inspiration.
I can only wonder how you're going to top this arc with your next one.
Sure we will, Clone-face, sure we will.
And now I picture Deadpool with a Johnny Depp voice. Good job Tatsurou, you never fail to please
Ooooo, Now EVERYONE could ride a black unicorn down the side of an erupting volcano!
Reading this arc made me download the game onto my XBox. Haven't started yet, but it's bound to be fun, even without Chrissy.
Why does this seem correct for some reason
I want to see these changelings SO BAD now. They sound BOSS.