Deadpool and Chrysalis charged into the office building they'd broken into. Several armed mooks began charging towards them again, and the pair began ripping them apart with a mixture of blades and bullets. After a time, Chrysalis spoke up. "So Daddy, what are we actually doing here?"
"You hear that guy giving orders over the loudspeaker that the Author isn't bothering to transcribe?" Deadpool asked. "We're here to get him!"
"Why not just blow up the whole building, then?" Chrysalis asked.
"Because we need to take him alive," Deadpool pointed out.
"Not...because you don't have enough explosives?" one of the mooks asked.
"Nope!" Deadpool replied, grinning widely.
The mooks ran away again. One of them shouted at the angry voice on the loudspeaker, "You aren't paying us enough for this!"
"Did...did you just get a diplomacy victory?" Stuffy asked in shock.
"Get back here!" Crazy shouted angrily. "We weren't done killing you yet!"
As they got to the elevators, however, they were shut down.
"Welp, now we have to power them back on-" Deadpool paused as he stared at Chrysalis scrabbling at the wall. "What are you doing?"
"Trying to walk up the wall!" she pouted. "But I can't!"
"That ability has been disabled so the two player characters can be balanced, much like our normal infinite flight," Stuffalis pointed out.
"Screw balancing! Let's blow this place sky high!" Cray-Chry complained.
Chrysalis sat back on her haunches and pouted.
Deadpool chuckled. "Sometimes, you are just too cute!" he squeed, pinching her cheeks.
"We get to turn power off to the entire building now," Stuffy pointed out.
Chrysalis squealed happily. "Time for lights out!"
The duo made their way to the maintenance area, alternately slaughtering and mentally scarring the mooks they encountered along the way. When they reached the power switch, however, an unexpected hurdle occurred.
There were two of them. And only one switch.
"I wanna throw it!" Chrysalis complained.
"I wanna throw it!" Deadpool complained back.
"I wanna!"
"I wanna!"
The pair began pushing each other back and forth angrily, each trying to claim control of the switch.
"Why is this even so important?" Stuffy demanded.
"Duh!" Cray-Chry pointed out. "Whoever pulls the switch is going to get mondo bonus points for the level!"
"And it's going to be us!" Crazy pointed out.
"Ugh!" Stuffalis complained. "Why not just call up High Moon and insist they program another switch that has to be pressed simultaneously?"
Deadpool and Chrysalis both froze. "Good idea!" Deadpool said, stepping back from the controls and reaching for his phone.
"Now!"
Chrysalis leapt forward and threw the switch.
As the lights went down, Deadpool stared at Chrysalis. "You tricked me!" he proclaimed. "...I'm so proud!"
Chrysalis grinned. As the lights went down, her eyes and teeth glowed in the dark, giving a Cheshire impression.
"That is so awesome!" Crazy said as the emergency lights came on.
"I know, right?"
As they headed out of maintenance, a group of mooks blocked their path.
"Okay, Chrysi!" Deadpool proclaimed. "Now it's your turn to try a Momentum attack!"
"Momentum?" she asked, confused.
"Yeah, that orange bar on the left side of your screen's HUD," Deadpool explained.
"But I don't have one of those," Chrysalis pointed out.
"Eh?"
"I have a green bar labeled magic."
As his eyes widened in excitement, Deadpool leapt behind a nearby piece of equipment. "Unleash the magics!" he proclaimed, peeking out to watch.
Closing her eyes, Chrysalis focused, and an arc of lightning lashed out before her, incinerating the mooks as it did more damage than their full health.
"So...awesome!" Deadpool squealed.
"So...I build up magic by doing a better job beating people up?" Chrysalis asked curiously. "How does that work?"
"Our magic is based in Daddy's love," Stuffalis explained. "Epic battle maneuvers result in surges of admiration and pride from Daddy, which we're able to absorb to power magical super attacks once we have enough stored up."
"...that actually works?"
"Of course not. But it's close enough to an explanation that the game programmers can use it to have the game make sense."
"Alternatively, all the enemies could be secret masochists, and they love it when you beat the crap out of them," Crazy offered.
"How does that even make sense?" Stuffy demanded.
"Why else would they be constantly charging into certain brutal and painful death by fighting us?"
Everyone was silent for a time.
"...I feel icky," Chrysalis said at long last.
"Let's pretend Stuffalis' explanation is the real one," Deadpool offered.
"Agreed."
"Also, you get more Magic moves by upgrading your transformation capacity," Stuffalis added.
As more mooks came, Chrysalis learned that her best method of dealing with enemies that blocked was to go for the legs or...other lower down targets.
"Ooh..." Deadpool winced sympathetically as Chrysalis withdrew one of her blade-arms. "Right in the mommy-daddy button..."
After fighting their way through several more groups of mooks, Deadpool and Chrysalis got into an open elevator. As the doors closed, Chrysalis looked up at Deadpool. "I'm...kinda hungry."
Smiling, Deadpool scooped her up and began petting her tummy, letting his love flow freely into her. As the elevator moved, an appropriate song began to play. "You are my sunshine," Deadpool sang along, "my only sunshine...you make me happy...when skies are gray...you'll always know dear, how much I love you...so please don't take-"
The lights in the elevator went off as the music stopped.
"Who stole the sunshine!" Chrysalis demanded angrily.
"Get us out!" Cray-Chry shouted. "I'm lobster-phobic!"
"You mean...claustrophobic?"
"No! I'm scared of the lobsters that appear in dark, enclosed spaces and try to pinch your bottom with their pincers!"
"And I thought you were crazy," Stuffy commented dryly.
"Don't worry Cray-Chry! I'll protect you from the wicked, perverted lobsters!"
Chuckling, Deadpool shot out the glass exterior of the elevator, letting the pair leap out onto the platforms outside.
This is going to be a loooooong game
Ah, I remember that game. Good insane times. Wish it actually had Chrysalis in though, that would have made it even better.
I'm loving this story. Deadpool and chrysalis prefect for the mind fuckin of the poor grunts. O I can't wait to c what they do next
No!!! Not the Lobsters!!
Another awesome chapter and I know it's a while off but I can't help waiting eagerly for when she gets back to Equestria.
I have the game, and now I'm waiting for this dlc.
The goodies and badies will be tortured much worse this time.
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... I want this game. So very much want.
Enemies feel gratitude for Chrysalis letting them out of this mock of a videogame ... and that they no longer have to look at this mutant equine-looking insectoid.
Another enjoyable chapter. Good job.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Too cute!
MOAR!
Hmmm... Not enough
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Needs more
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Seriously, have MMMMMMMMMM as a boss or something.
Don't forget about her trap spell. The one she trapped Twilight with. She can use it to stealth kill through walls.
Although it's short, the game's definitely fun
And it's obviously doubled with Chrysalis.
Anyone read this chapter's title with Unreal Tournament's Kill Count Narrator? Or am I th only one?
6126516 remember the "twilight's kingdom part 1" episode? When Pinkie say "Why the loooooong face?" ? I readed your comment like that for some reason...
Heh, anybody notice the interesting contrast here? Most of the time these reincarnated ponies are too OP, here we can finally do a valid 'pls nerf' idea with the game~
Also, sweet father-daughter bonding time.
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Well, technically Chrysalis is being nerfed no more or less than Deadpool is...
Our magic is based in Daddy's love
1. Don't you mean On?
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No, in. As in, is the source of their magic's power. Like saying magic is based in nature, or spiritualism, or religion.
I'd actually forgotten just how long the game was until I read that
6127080 I DID!!!
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Fuck all that,
I want a new chapter
NOW!!!
6127717 this saga is gonna be a really long one, i recommend you jump to the more important parts cause it might get dull.
<So far this seems like a fun walkthrough! Although, I am now wondering if we are going to see changes in what were some of the best parts of Deadpool's antics in the game. Like say, for the scene in which Deadpool sings Crazy for you, will Chrysalis take the spotlight with a rendition of 'Lovefool', or something like that. Not that it would be bad, I'm just waiting in anticipation to see what happens next!>
6127080 I did I'm so glad there are still people who play Unreal Tournament. Another great chapter Tatsurou I can't wait for more.
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We just had that scene in the elevator. Deadpool sang "You are my sunshine" while feeding Chrysi.
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<I just read the chapter after posting the comment! I suppose my question has an upcoming answer! >
Awesome chapter, I can't wait to see how Chryssie and Deadpool fare through the game, though I can see Deadpool suddenly declaring it's snack time and pulling out milk and cookies for Chryssie in the middle of a battle and all the enemies freezing in place.
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Still, that's enough to make them competent with Deadpool so it's awesome.
Well the game is not very long but is fun to play and have really good moments
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I red every comic and i don't remember any big contradiction. And show Chrysalis still has pistils on head and leaf hair. And it was stated that until show tells different then comic is canon. And show never told us where Chrysalis came from. So until show tell us otherwise the comic is canon and i doubt they will tell us anything different in the show.
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You want to know the biggest contradiction?
Celestia states flat out in show that Twilight is the first pony in history to ascend to Alicornhood.
The comics claim Cadence did, too.
And as I haven't read any of the comics, they have no canon bearing upon my stories.
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I don't remember any such statement in the show. In the official book Twilight Sparkle and the Crystal Heart it was clearly stated that Cadance was pegasus before she ascended. You are probably talking about the sentence "You did something today that's never been done before. Something even a great unicorn like Star Swirl the Bearded was not able to do, because he did not understand friendship like you do.". The sentence is very vague and don't tell us what she meant. Later in the show Celestia says "But today, Twilight Sparkle did something extraordinary. She created new magic, proving without a doubt that she is ready to be crowned Equestria's newest princess.". It is clear that Celestia was speaking about creation of new magic and not about Twilight becoming first ascended alicorn.
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Even so, the second part of my statement stands, that since I haven't read any of the comics, they have no canon bearing on my stories.
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I was only informing you about possibility what changelings realy are. I wasn't trying to force you to change your story.
6134873 listen and laugh. The reason he made Henderson was because the GM killed his last character with a horse....
...falling on him....
...out of a plane.
yea
Oh lordly luu this is going to be long :D
Ihahaha
Yikes.
AWesome!
Fair enough.
Let's pretend the first one's better.
Every time I read one of Cray-Chry's blue lines, I read it in GIR's voice from Invader Zim. And it is glorious.
6471867 You know? That is how i was reading it, and i only ever watched the first episode.
You somehow managed to reference Friendship Games before it even existed. I swear you can see the future sometimes.
Those damn lobsters.
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That idea just made this story even more fun to read. And I
came acrossdiscovered this comment only one week after I broke out of the show's control.LOL
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ULTIMATE FOURTH WALL BREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nyet.... Comrade, this is fifth wall breaking.
.....Que laughter that lasts for 5 hours.
Perhaps I missed something but wasn't she eating some of those only a few chapters ago?