"PRINCESS MOON CHEEKS!?!?!?" Deadpool snorted. He looked at his surroundings: he was inside what was most likely another pony's home, but not any of the Mane 6's home. He found himself on a pretty small bed, with his knees sticking out of the bed and 2 blankets trying to cover him whole. the sun hit him in the eyes, it was most likely the morning. He got up and looked through the windows: ponies walked around everywhere with a few pegasi flying by his window. Yep. He was still in Equestria. He looked at a picture next to him and picked it up: it was a family photo with a brown stallion with an even darker brown mane, a pink unicorn mare with a more purple mane holding a smaller unicorn that had a grey coat with yellow mane, and a grey pegasus with the small unicorn's features, but having more crossed eyes.
HA HA!!! That one's stupid!!!
HEY!!! We don't know what she's really like! She's a mother! For all we know, she's really determined to do the right thing help her children to both become model citizens and make a name for themselves!!!
Oh come on, we've seen her MANY times in the show: she's really the reason why we love it!
Oh!?!?! Really? We can say she's really clumsy AND, I will admit, may be the brightest of the bunch, but she's AT LEAST not a d****bag like you!!!
WHY YOU LITTLE-
A small creak was made. Deapool looked up and saw the same, grey coat, yellow mane, cross eyed pegasus staring at him at the doorway.
"Good morning Mr. Deadpool." the pegasus announced herself in a voice that would sound similar to a dumb blonde girl back home. "My husband and I saw you sleeping on the floor, and we dragged you back to our home. When you're ready, please, come downstairs, breakfast is downstairs." She trotted away, humming herself a tune.
Well... we don't want to be rude about it, do we?
Breakfast actually does sound nice. We haven't anything ALL DAY YESTERDAY!!!
"I'm sure we can go another day." Deadpool said to his self with confidence. A rumbling came from his stomach. "...Alright... we'll get a quick bite with this family."
YAY!!!
YAY!!!
Deadpool exited the room. He noticed that the house he was in was a 2 story house, complete wit stairs. For what it looked like, he was probably in a guest room, while there was a room for the couple and a room for the two others in the picture, with some restrooms, of course. He quickly went down the stairs and saw the hello tail of the pegasus went into another room. Peering over the corner, Deadpool saw the Pegasus was inside a dining room area, holding a brown paper bag in her mouth and placing it on the table. Deadpool felt tapping right behind him.
"Ahem." A voice said similar to David Tennant. Deadpool turned around and saw the same stallion in the photo. "May I ask why you're trying to sneak around here?"
"Hubby!!!" The pegasus yelled "Did you meet Deadpool? He was the guest of honor last night AND the same character we dragged into our guest room."
"Oh yes. I remember his annoying snoring."
"Don't play like that. Remember YOU'RE annoying snoring?"
"Honey: not in front of guests."
"Still trying to defend your ego. You're so silly. Come, I made us breakfast." Deadpool and the stallion walked over to their chair and sat next to each other. Deadpool noticed that, from what it looks like, the other two ponies weren't here.
"So..." he began "where are the other two at?"
"What?" the stallion asked
"I saw your family portrait and those two aren't here right now. Where are they?"
"You mean my children?" The mare asked "Well, Dinky, the small one, is in school right now, and Amethyst star, the other one, is currently working at the jewelry shop around here."
"Ah! And what are your names?"
"Oh dear! We forgot to introduce ourselves, honey. My Name is Derpy hooves, and this is my husband, Time Turner."
"Charmed." Time Turner replied
"Strange," Deadpool commented "I thought your name would be 'Doctor Whooves'."
"...why?"
"Back where I come from, you look, and by the sound of it, like David Tennant from the show 'Doctor Who'. You wouldn't know anything about time travel, would you?"
"..What!?!?!? No! I fix clocks and keep a tight schedule for everything."
"Like?"
"Breakfast is up pose to be at least 3 minutes and 12 seconds. You've GREATLY expanded that with your constant questioning."
"Honey!" Derpy yelled "Please, stop with your time reminding to guests!"
"Oh! I'm sorry, I'm just waiting to see if he'll comment your eyes!!!" Derpy gasped at his comment. Deadpool looked at the two.
"Whoah," he said "Look, I do see that your wife's eyes are a bit crooked, but, other than that, there seems to be nothing wrong with her."
"Really!?" the couple asked
"Yeah. Truth be told, it actually makes her cute."
"You... think I'm cute with these eyes?" Derpy asked
"Yeah! And you work as a mailman, right?"
"Mailmare. And how did you know-"
"That takes a LOT of hard work! You have two kids and You're trying your best to support them!!!"
"What abut me?" Time turner asked
"You: you're the man of the house!!! Fixing clocks? F**k if I know how they work, but YOU do it!!! You both fit together!!!"
"...wow... are you a psychologist?"
"Nah, I just watch a lot of movies. Stay away from Happy Madison movies though, Adam Sandler runs it and he destroy's comedians comedy."
"...ok."
"How can we repay you?" Derpy asked
"For what?"
"For giving us moral support."
"Only 3 things: 1) a couple of your so called 'bits'."
"Done."
"2) a bag of muffins to go. I don't want any of you to see my ugly jaw and feel like I'm a liar.
"Understandable." Time replied
"and 3) a selfie with you 2."
"...What's a selfie?" Both asked
"It's a picture with you two from this magical device called... 'a cellphone'." he pulled out his cellphone and showed it to the couple.
"That sounds lovely." Deroy replied
"Let's just make it quick." Time turner said with a bit of a paranoid voice. Deadpool teleported in between the two on his knees.
"SELFIE!!!" A picture was taken with Derpy doing her cute smile while Time Turner was doing the exact opposite. "Sweet!"
"Here's your bits and muffins." Derpy said in a muffled voice, holding another brown bag in her mouth, but in one of her front hooves, was a small pile of bits.
"Thanks!" Deadpool walked to the front door. He stopped and gave a weird symbol with his hands. "Live long and prosper."
"Tell my children you meet us!"
"Will do... eventually!!!" Deadpool quickly opened the door, exited, and closed the door. Time turner stood there a bit.
"Derpy." Time Turner said.
"Yes dear?" Derpy asked
"Get the T.A.R.D.I.S. ready."