Deadpool in Equestria

by MrAquino

This is how you cheer. Ponies 263 & 264: Lighthoof and Shimmy Shake

It was the big game at Twilight's school of friendship. Celestia's school of Magic's buckball team was up against the School of Friendship's. Though it was after the second quarter a halftime show came in with Yona, Ocellus, Smolder, and two mares, an orange one and a blue one, all wearing purple cheerleader outfits with light blue sides & highlights. It began with Yona stomping to a beat as some music began to play. The two mares, Shimmy Shake and Lighthoof got into position,

"Over, and over, and over again!" Shimmy began, rolling across Lighthoof's back.

"We'll cheer for out team until the very end!" Lighthoof added

The crowd began to stomp on their seats in unison, having the ultimate for of team spirit. Smolder flew over, dropping confetti over the field before spewing smoke over everyone, obscuring everyone's view. The music was cut quickly as techno lights appeared in the field, and the smoke dissolving, revealing that a stage was present on the show was three figures. Standing in the middle was Deadpool wearing his DJ/Rapper outfit. Standing to his left was Gallus, wearing the cheeleader outfits, and to the right was Silvertream, also wearing the cheerleader outfit. Gallus looked rather embarrassed.

"Ok! Who brought in Deadpool!?" Rainbow shouted. Ocellus walked up to her.

"Um, sorry, coach," the changeling apologized. "But when you refused to be our coach, I reached out to Deadpool and asked if he could take over."

"And Silverstream and Gallus?" Fluttershy asked.

"Deadpool dragged Gallus along. Silverstream... well... she was kinda angry she didn't hear that they were looking for cheerleaders."

"Funny. I was curious why Silverstream wasn't with you all in the first place." Pinkie commented. Deadpool lept off the stage as music began to play from the loudspeakers, with the famous tune to the Y.M.C.A
"Yeah! Come on everybody!" Deadpool cheered. "Crowd around! Sing with me!"

♬ I spent many long days with nothing to do
Which way should I go
I have no clue
A basketball in my hand
But I got no hoop
Gotta find me a place
So I can't shoot
I got dreams of being like Michael J
But a balls no good
With no place to place
Till this one man came
Showed me the way
Now I play at the Y.M.C.A♬

♬ 5 years later the one man came
So happened to be the day of the big game
The score was tied on the clock
Its up to me to make the last shot
So I got the ball jumped sky high
Released the ball
Then closed my eyes
Now Im a star and its ok
Thank you for the Y.M.C.A♬

♬ It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel♬

♬ A little boy growin 'up
Isnt hard enough A little boy blowin'up
Kinda makes it rough On the streets like a bum
The story is rough Crime on my mind
Better call McGruff
No park in my hood
To enjoy my friends♬

♬ Only streets, big cars
Like caddies and benz
I heard of this place
Where boys can play
Check out
What's up with the Y.M.C.A♬

All the other cheerleaders joined, dancing with Gallus and Silverstream.

♬ My life took a wrong turn Convict criminal nikes burn
Catch me minimal
Running from the cops
Was a way life Only way I could go my life Was trife Things changed though
Every time I remember
Open the door Thanksgiving November
A new way to build
Confidence I pray Thank you for the Y.M.C.A♬

♬ It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel♬

♬Y.M.C.A.
C'mon gather round ya'll
Let me show you how you do it
Take the road to the Y.M.C.A
Follow us C'mon♬

The whole hoofball field turned into a rave with everypony doing the Y.M.C.A dancing.... minus Twilight, Celestia, Dash, Pinkie, and Fluttershy. Deadpool appeared next to them.

"You know, Dash, if you weren't such an a##hole to the cheerleading unit, then this wouldn't have happened." He spoke. Dash sputtered.

"But I-! It's not-! UGH!!! This is why I say we shouldn't have had Deadpool become a professor at our school!"

"Oh? And only you 6 running the school again when there's plenty of teachers out there, ready to help? And how about dropping Cheerilee off the face of the earth, along with all the other characters that were important, but now aren't anymore?"

Somewhere.

In a white space, Cheerilee flew across the open space, with Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon.

"Um... does anypony know how we got here?" She asked.

"I don't know." Diamond Tiara answered. "Last thing I remembered, I was with Deadpool in a party, and the next thing, I was here." Popping in a puff of smoke was Zecora.

"What is going on here!?" She asked. "This situation is unclear!" Appearing next to her was Deadpool.

"Wait, Deadpool!? You too!?" Cheerilee asked.

"Close." Deadpool answered. "I'm the clone of Deadpool made by his pubic hair. MrAquino forgot about me before adding this bit in there, since he hasn't been writing all the time... but now that I'm mentioned again."He vanished in a ouff of smoke, accompanied by clown honks.

"... So... what do we do?" Silverspoon asked.

Author's Note:

You know it's true. Dropping those side characters from the first season ever like they mean nothing anymore.

Comments

[THERDSTORYWHISPERER]

It's sad.

I'm referring to the author's note.

[DeltaXeno1138]

Zecora is in “She talks to Angel”

[MrAquino]

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For that episode, yeah, but the show really just dropped her into writing abyss

[DeltaXeno1138]

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Ah

[karmathe sister of torei]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!?!?!?!?!?!?!? the f is with all thos chapters!? from 2014 -2019 the f!?

[MrAquino]

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This fic is old, yes, and the jokes back then are outdated with a heavy dose of cringey, but it was made back during the hiatus between season 4 and 5, and has been updated whenever a new episode comes along that has a new pony or Creature.

[karmathe sister of torei]

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i was just surprised at how long this thing is and just to aplod you. if you make a new year (canon to the story or not) seb. chapter for 2020 just between pinke and dead pool that reads like a tumbler post it would be halareos

[MrAquino]

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Eh, I'm actually gonna end it soon. Sorry, mate.

[karmathe sister of torei]

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it's ok! :3