//------------------------------// // The 50th Chapter! // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Deadpool, followed by Everypony and thing he took a selfie with, followed him in a march the very next day. All other ponies watched as Deadpool was followed by the crowd, as they marched to the town Square! They all began to dance to a famous song. "♫We can dance if we want to,♫" Deadpool sang "♫We can leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine. Say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find. And we can act like we come from out of this world, leave the real one far behind.♫" "♫And we can dance or sing!♫" All the mares sang together! "♫We can go when we want to, The night is young and so am I. And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise 'em with the victory cry. Say, we can act if we want to, If we don't, nobody will. And you can act real rude and totally removed and I can act like an imbecile And say, we can dance, we can dance, Everything's out of control. We can dance, we can dance, They're doing it from pole to pole! We can dance, we can dance, Everypony look at your hands! We can dance, we can dance, everybody's taking the chance! Safety dance Oh well, the safety dance Ah yes, the safety dance! ... We can dance if we want to, We've got all your life and mine. As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it, Everything'll work out right I say, we can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well, they're no friends of mine I say, we can dance, we can dance, Everything's out of control. We can dance, we can dance We're doing it from pole to pole, We can dance, we can dance, Everybody look at your hands. We can dance, we can dance, Everybody's taking the chance. Oh well, the safety dance Ah yes, the safety dance Oh well, the safety dance Oh well, the safety dance Oh yes, the safety dance Oh, the safety dance, yeah Well, it's the safety dance It's the safety dance Well, it's the safety dance Oh, it's the safety dance! Oh, it's the safety dance! Oh, it's the safety dance!♫" That... was an amazing opening!!! Hold on... will you do this to EVERY 50th Chapter? ...Yes. Anyways, Deadpool tripped over another pony. "OH S**T!!!" Deadpool yelled. "Watch where you're going!" A deep voiced stallion yelled. Deadpool looked up and he saw that the pony he tripped over was none other than Snowflake! Or... is it Bulk Biceps? Both? "Take your pic!" Deadpool sprang up to his legs and look at Bulk Biceps/ Snowflake. Oh God! How much steroids can a pony take! I don't know, but Im sure on one thing though. And that is? He doesn't have a huge c**k anymore! "What are you staring at?" Snowflake/Bulk asked. Deadpool shook his head. "Oh, I'm sorry for that," Deadpool replied "but I'm just wondering: Do you even lift bro?" "...Lift?" "I'm just asking if those muscles are fake." "FAKE!?" "Yeah! Have you been taking steroids to get to your look, or did you really train yourself to get those muscles?" "I have no idea what steroids are, but I can prove you they're real!" "How?" "...Arm wrestling!" "Oh it... is... ON!!!" That is the most horrible Spongebob Title card use I've ever seen. It's so small you can't even f**king see it!!! SHUT UP!!! Anyways, Deadpool and the steroid horse locked arms with each other on a table, having two cupcakes at the end for each hand to land 'softly' on, though we all know what usually happens in these contests. Twilight Sparkle stood as the referee, judging who's being fair and who's not. "Is everypony ready for this!?!?!?" Twilight asked the crowd. The crowd cheered. "Bulk Biceps, are you ready!?" "YEAH!!!" Sowflake responded "Deadpool: Are you ready!?" "...Uh... okay... Well... I guess-" "GET ON WITH IT!!!" Rainbow Dash yelled in the back. Twilight groaned a bit. "On 'Go', okay? 3... 2... 1... GO!!!" The two began to Arm wrestle! This continued on for a while, but the sound of a portal opening was heard. Oh God, What is it going to be? Don't ask me! Where the hell is the portal anyway! "I don't know! Say, Snowflake, car if maybe-" Deadpool was about to say before a very familiar angry roar from right above him had interrupted him! Deadpool slowly looked up to see a 1400 pound giant, green, muscular, black haired beast with purple ripped shorts fall right on top of him, creating a massive crater! Bulk Biceps must've won by default, but ran away with the others, screaming and running away from the monster! If any you don't know, it's the Hulk. Hulk sat up and looked around with a scowl on his face, seeing all the ponies panicking. Interesting,Banner said in Hulks head. By the looks of it, we've landed in alternate dimension where everything looks so peaceful and... ponies are... everywhere. Oh God... I hope he isn't here! "HULK NO CARE!" Hulk yelled "HULK GO BACK TO WHAT HULK DOING!!! LEAVE HULK ALONE!!!". He jumped into the air again, crushing a surprised looking Deadpool without knowing. Some of the ponies looked inside the crater, seeing Deadpool heal, making a weird wheeze-laugh mix. Is that the Hulk!?!?!? No s**t, Sherlock. Deadpool teleported away, landing on the Huk's back while grabbing onto the back of his neck! "HEY HULK WAIT UP!!!" Deadpool yelled. Hulk stopped and tightened his fists, growling while feeling his anger rose with each second. "Talking man." Hulk Growled. 'Oh dear lord, why him of all people!' Bruce yelled inside. Hulk grabbed Deadpool and slammed him to the floor! Deadpool laughed maniacally, as he got up, rapidly healing! "Hey buddy!" Deadpool yelled, opening his arms in a hugging way. "Haven't seen you in a while! How've you been!? Is Marvel rejecting another movie offer for you?" "Why talking man here?!?!?!?" Hulk roared! Deadpool's ears rang, but he quickly shook it off. "Because green unicorn who obsessed with human dragged me here through bright portal!" Hulk Looked over to were he saw Lyra, having traps on her, and gave her the angriest look he could make. Lyra ran away screaming. "Anyways, whatcha doin' here!? Bruce sent you here to investigate about my whereabouts?" "Puny Man worry you! Hulk no care about you! Puny Human says you threaten world when gone! HULK SENT TO SMASH YOU!!! "WHOAH!!! Banner, help me out buddy! You still owe me after we F**ked up 'The Leader' when he backstabbed me to steal your info, right man?" '... He's right.' Banner spoke. "HULK NO SMASH!?!?!?" Hulk yelled 'No smashing.' Hulk yelled loudly, smashing and destroying a nearby building! A T.A.R.D.I.S. was there, with a Doctor Whooves sticking his head out. He stared at them, then went back inside, going to who knows where. "HULK WANT TO SMASH!!!" "You will!" Deadpool spoke, taking his phone out. "There's some d*****bags that I want to off as well, but, until they show themselves or f**k up real bad, we gotta be patient. So... you're stuck here until Sunbutt can get you back, so that means we can spend more time together!!!" Deadpool teleported and hugged Hulks neck as he pulled out his phone. "Say, Best Friends!!!!" Deadpool snapped the picture! "Hulk quit! Banner deal with talking man!!!". Hulk transformed back into Bruce Banner. When it was done, Banner past out because of the painful transformation. Deadpool pulled out a stick and poked Banner with it. He groaned a bit. "Well... that was the most anticlimactic chapter ending. SERIOUSLY!? WE WAITED A WHOLE WEEK AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU CAN GIVE US, AUTHER AND FANS!!! I SWEAR I'M-" "... " Don't worry! Look! Another character Nolan North voices as! "WHERE!?!?!?" A blue blur with a moving red figure 8 (or infinite symbol) ran past Deadpool, followed by- OH S**T!!! FURRIES!!! Furries!? Is Doctor Wolf with them? "Oh no! It isn't just Furries! It's.... SANIC!!!" Ugh. Really? No, Sonic the Hedgehog, followed by all the f**k load of characters ran across ponyville, though Sonic was kinda leading them all. "Come on, Speed it up!" The hedgehog yelled "You're too slow!" "Why Nolan North!?" Deadpool asked while on his knees "WHY!?!?!?" "Who the hay is that!?" Rainbow Dash asked, landing next to Deadpool. "That... my little Dashie... is Sanic... the most famous furry of all time, sega's mascot, and annoying fanboys that will desperately defend his piece of s**t video games! First... 'Next Gen', now... Sonic Boom... the nightmares!" "Tell me about it!" another voice spoke. The two turned and saw the ponified versions of 'The Game Grumps': Jontron, (A yellow cream colored earth pony having his beard, hat, and having his own bird as his cutie mark), Egoraptor, (a light blue earth pony with a d**k for a cutie mark) and Danny Sexbang! (A sky blue earth pony wearing his famous blue- white edged cape, most likely having his own star for a cutie mark) "Who are they!?" Rainbow Dash asked, now more confused than ever! "...Game grumps?" Dashie asked "Care to tell me what the hay is happening?" "Well," Deadpool replied "you see, these guys are going to f**k up those furries! Right guys!?" "Jacque!" Jontron yelled "Get 'em!!!" A parrot came right out of his beard. "KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL!!!" It repeated, firing lasers out of it's eyes. Rainbow Dash hid right behind Deadpool, as he got fired with random lasers. The sonic crew did their best to avoid, though they kept losing rings with each hit, becoming invincible. An orb came from the sky, but the top opened, revealing Dr. Eggman!!! "FOOLS!!!" Teddy Roosevelt (Eggman) yelled "This land has many resources I can use for my egg man empire!!!" "Not in your chance, Egghead!" Sanic yelled below "I love to see you try, Sonic! Behold, my newest robots!" Another portal opened, and right down came- He actually brought it in!? Sweet Celestia! The RDash 5000!!! "Crush... Kill... Destroy... Swag!" The robot repeated "IT THAT ME!?!?!?" Dashie asked. "The RDash 5000!!!" Deadpool announced "Oh well, with only one of you, I can-" multiple RDash 5000 robots came out from the portal, landing right behind the original. "DESTROY THEM!!!" Eggman yelled. All the robots began to make the chant, firing lasers everywhere! Everyone was in panic as the robots began to fire lasers from their eyes. "We gotta get outta here!!!" Shrieked some fox kid "You think we don't know that!?" Replied an ekidna. "Sonic! We gotta-" "GOTTA GO FAST!!!" Sanic interrupted, running away! "Get back here, Faker!?" yelled the Emo Hedgehog. At least it's better than Sonic Boom. And 06! "Don't remind me of those!" Deadpool yelled "Of what?" Dashie asked "Um... Nothing! Get outta here! Stay away from this bada** scene I'm gonna do!" "And what's going to stop me?" "...you see how fast that blue furry went?" "... I'm on it!" Dashie flew away, chasing the hedgehog! As for the Game Grumps, well... Deadpool... where are they? "None of your damn business! You Robots! Over here!!!" The robots turned to Deadpool and began to march towards him, followed by full on sprinting. Deadpool ran away from the robots, heading to Cheerilee's school. A class was inside, but the children, including cheerily herself, turned and only watched Deadpool do a Matrix Reloaded scene! Skip to 0:32 and Enjoy! Please, imagine all the agents are RDash5000s and, every one that's defeated turns into a puff of smoke, releasing a small animal inside. Deapool, realizing how he was outnumbered, teleported out of the pile of robots and began to run away! Eggman floated over the robots. "You idiots!" Eggman yelled "He's over there!" The robots looked at Deadpool, who was now a mile away from them. "Should we chase him?" one of the robots asked "NO!!! We have bigger plans!" Deadpool stopped at Twilight's house and knocked on the door. "...I would kill you for that," Deadpool spoke "But you're too cute for me to do it." "Uh... thanks?" Twilight replied "What is it?" "Robots!!!" "...Robots?" "Yes! Rainbow Dash robots are going to take over the world!!!" "...Why should I trust you on this?" At that moment, Sonic and Rainbow Dash stopped at each other near Twilight's home, Sonic running while Rainbow Dash was flying, both heads locked to each other. "STOP WITH THESE CLIPS!!!" Deadpool yelled "Rainbow!!!" Twilight yelled "Who the hay is that!?" "Sonic's the name, speed's my game!" The hedgehog replied. "Yeah... that." Dashie replied. "Is Deadpool telling the truth?" Twilight asked "Robots are going to take over the world?" "... I'm not sure about the world thing, but yeah, Robots that are shaped like me are here now!!!" "Told you." Deadpool spoke with a smirk. "Alright Everypony," Twilight spoke "We need a plan! First, I think we need to-" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGywdfO5kek] How in the living f**k did Michael Jackson join us!?!?!? I tend to let this stuff happen. "Who cares!?" Deadpool yelled "You ready, King of Pop?" "Anything to save the children!" Michael Jackson replied. "... Let's do this. Everyone ready!?" "We're ready!!!" Everypony and everything replied "Good, let's get to it!" Due to me running out of time, all of the RDash5000 robots self destructed by the pure epicness... except for One. "What's going on!?" The lone robot asked "Am... I free?" "You are!" Deadpool replied. He turned to Michael Jackson. "Thanks for being a weird cameo here." "Anything for the children." M.J. replied "... Anyways. Will you be here!?" "I'm afraid not, I must go!" "B-But Michael! We need you! Justin Beiber will soon be in this awful fanfic!" "I apologize, but I need to go. Remember, I'll always be in your heart." A spotlight came over him and M.J. was lifted away, going back to heaven. Deadpool teared up a bit. "So long... partner. Have fun m*******g all the children you want up there!" He was gone. Bruce Banner came out of an alleyway, holding his shorts with his hands. Se saw the massive pile of destroyed robots, Deadpool wailing to himself, the whole sonic the hedgehog franchise, and everypony dressed up as if they were a part of Michael Jackson. "Did... I miss something?" Bruce asked. "You did." Discord replied, slithering around Bruce. "But have no fear, I will send you home!" "Home!? But I-" Discord snapped his claw and Bruce was gone, leaving only a pari of ripped shorts behind. "...Oops!" "What about us!?" Sonic asked "Oh fine!" He snapped his fingers again, and the whole sonic franchise disappeared in a flash. Deadpool creed to himself, but stopped as he felt the warm hug from his Taco squad members: Pinkie, Sonata, Fluffle Puff, and Discord. Soon, he felt more hugs coming from the rest of the mane 6, their family members, all of their friends, and soon enough, everypony he took a selfie with! (With the exception of Tirek and Flash Sentry) He remembered his troubled past, how never really did have a family (despite being Canadian), but here... nearly everypony was a family member to him! "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta." Deadpool commented to himself.