Everyone stiffened up and froze in place. They all slowly turned around, sweating hard on who photobombed Deadpool's picture. Deadpool looked down and was now face to face with the photobomber; blue eyes and a pink body. He knew who it was.
Ok... Don't make... any... sudden... movements. Just back up slowly.
Deadpool took two steps back slowly. The pink mare with a small smile followed him a bit.
NO way!!! We have to do the opposite!!! Right foot let's stomp!!!
Deadpool stamped on his right foot. Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash all gasped a bit. The other mare made a questionable look on Deadpool's action.
Left Foot let's stomp!!!
Deadpool stamped his other foot to the floor
"Freeze!!!" The mare yelled. Deadpool and the others froze in place. "Everypony claps your hooves!!!" Surprisingly, the ponies stood on their hind legs and clapped their front hooves together, following Deadpool as he clapped his hands that felt similar to a song back home. "Come on ya'll!!! Check it out ya'll!!! How low can you go? Can you go down low? All the way to the floor? How low can you go?"
"Yeah," Rainbow Dash said, getting out of the weird dance phase "thanks, but no thanks."
"Aw... you don't like DJ Casper's Cha Cha Slide?"
"You know DJ Casper!?!?!?" Deadpool asked in pure surprise
"Yeah!!! We all know that song, but no one bothers to look up the song AND the artist!!!"
"I know, right!!!"
"Especially how the radio plays the same song over & over!!!"
"It's so annoying!!! I'm tired of hearing them over & over, again & again, everyday!!!" The two stared at each other a bit. The three other ponies blinked once and somehow, both the human and the mare had top hats with monocles.
"The name's Pinkie Pie."
"Deadpool, it's quite elegant to meet you madame." The three ponies rubbed their eyes and somehow, both sat on chairs at a fancy looking table, complete with a vase filled with flowers, napkins, and a tea set. The two were dressed in tuxedos while sipping tea.
"I've never meet such a fine creature like you." Deadpool said "You are the one & only Pinkie Pie, am I right?"
"Oui," Pinkie replied "That is correct, my strange but good sir."
"y'know," Applejack whispered to the pegasi "for both being so random, this is quite tame for them."
"TAME!?!?!?" Both Pinkie and Deadpool yelled
"You wish for Craziness!?!?!?" Pinkie asked
"WE'LL GIVE YOU CRAZINESS!!!" Deadpool finished. They both flipped the table together. Pinkie pulled out her party canon and fired at her friends, covering them in confetti!!! Deadpool jumped onto her back and the two ran away!!! Everyone stood with wide open eyes with small pupils.
"You had to say something." Dash commented to Applejack.
Twilight stood in front of her castle as a swarm of ponies stood around it, each asking what happened with Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom.
"Everypony," Twilight ordered "Calm down! Look, we should all know that Rainbow Dash trains a lot. She may have done a Sonic Rainboom as part of her training routine or as a way to make up a new trick."
"If that's it," a lone unicorn said "Then why was there a red blur in front of her?"
"Well... she may... uh... have had... a couple of... APPLES!!! Yep! She had apples in front of her!"
"Why?" A small foal asked
"For... a snack!"
"Oh yeah," A familiar unicorn said, walking up to Twilight "or it's perhaps you meet MY HUMAN!!!"
"LYRA!?!?!?"
"Yeah! You meet him alright!!! You meet Deadpool!!! You took him from me!!!"
"LYRA!!!" a beige coated, pigment blue mane with a rose pink streak, cerulean eyes, and a cutie mark of three wrapped up candies yelled from the crowd "Stop embarrassing yourself!!! There's no such things as humans!!!"
"THEY DO EXIST!!! He wore red!!! Had a mask with white eyes in black spots!!! He even wore a belt buckle with his own face on it!!! Why I summoned him and-" Lyra monologued on how she meet Deadpool early that day. Twilight turned her eyes and saw a familiar pink pony with a familiar human: Pinkie Pie and Deadpool ran into Sugar Cube Corner, both laughing very maniacally!!! Twilight began to sweat hard, turning back to Lyra. "And he teleported out of my face!!! He is here somewhere!"
"Hold on," a stallion said "I saw something that looked like what you described! Princess Twilight and her friend Fluttershy were carrying that!"
"Yeah," Another stallion said. Twilight was now sweating like a water fall. "Lyra... you're crazy!!! Mistaking something like that for a real human. Princess, that's an awesome prop! Are you doing anything with it?"
"Me?" Twilight asked "well... that was a gift for... Celestia!!! Yeah! She needed something to hold onto her accessories, so that was going to be her personal holding stuff."
"See Lyra: you're always making stuff up just to become popular!"
"But I-" Lyra stuttered a bit
"C'mon guys," a pegasus mare said "let's get out of here." The whole town left to do their own thing. Lyra stood with her mouth wide open, she turned and gave Twilight a death stare.
"Where is he?" Lyra asked
"Him?" Twilight responded with a grin "He's in a place where you'll NEVER find him."
Pinkie and Deadpool shut the door to Pinkie's room. Gummy was the only thing in there, but it stood there stupidly, not even acknowledging that a human was there. Deadpool tried to poke one of it's eyes. The alligator simply bit his finger before he could do anything. Deadpool lifted his hand back, with the alligator still biting it, and he tried to shake off the toothless alligator, but was surprised to see that it wouldn't let go.
"Silly Gummy," Pinkie said, walking to the two "Don't you know Deadpool is our guest." She reached and, using her mouth, took the alligator off Deadpool's finger by it's tail, taking it away.
"So," Deadpool said very seductively "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Pinkie dropped the Alligator on a nearby drawer. She turned to him, eyes halfway closed
"Why yes," she returned, also seductive like "when should we begin?"
"I say... right now."
"Right now? But... what about-"
"Shush." He placed his finger in her lips, stopping her sentence "I don't know how it'll work either... but... it'll work somehow."
"Ooh... I like that."
"I know... bed or floor?"
"Defiantly the bed."
I feel funny.
I'll get the music ready.
Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy ran to Twilight, right after Lyra left in a fit.
"Twilight!!!" Dash yelled "We got ourselves a situation!!!"
"I know!" Twilight responded "I saw the two!"
"Where are they?" Fluttershy asked.
"In Sugar Cube corner!!!"
"Oh Celestia." Applejack said with widened eyes & shrunken pupils.
"What!?!?" Everyone asked
"uh... I just hope they're not doing it."
"What do you mean?" Twilight asked
"Trust me!!! Ye don't want to know!!!"
"Whatever it is," Dash said "We'll stop them!!!"
"Hopefully they haven't started." The 4 ran into Sugar Cube Corner and ran up the stairs!!! They slowly tiptoed to Pinkie's room, but stopping as they heard 2 things: the sound of bed springs going up & down and the moans of both Deadpool & Pinkie. Applejack covered her mouth with one of her front hooves as her cheeks puffed up!!!
"Oh... sweet... celestia." Twilight said. "Are they... oh... Dash?"
"On it." Rainbow Replied with a disgusted tone. She reached over to the for door knob slowly, not wanting to see what it's inside. She touched it and slowly turned it. All four peered inside.
"AUGH!!!" Deadpool yelled "GET OUT!!!"
"STOP YOU TWO!!!" Fluttershy yelled, closing her eyes "THAT'S NOT HOW CENTAURS ARE MADE!!!"
"Then how are they made?" Pinkie asked.
"Yeah," Deadpool added "we're not even having it." Fluttershy opened her eyes: Deadpool and Pinkie were jumping on Pinkie's bed, both performing many tricks and having a great time. Everyone entered and saw what the two were doing.
"Oh Sweet Celestia!!!" Applejack yelled "Thank Goodness you two weren't doing it!!!"
"What do you think I am?" Deadpool asked while doing a backflip "She's at least 15 years younger than me."
"And I don't think cross species will work." Pinkie added "We were discussing on what we should do."
"The only thing we came up with is revealing myself to these ponies."
"And how will that work?" Dash asked
"BY A PARTY!!!" The duo yelled together with confetti appearing right behind them.
"That... may actually work." Twilight said. The two stopped i midair and looked down at them.
"What do you mean?" Pinkie asked
"A party can calm everypony down, Deadpool can be seen as a friend rather than a threat, and Lyra will see that he's in good hooves with us." Deadpool giggled. "What's so funny?"
"You said 'us'." Deadpool replied. The duo's gravity defy stunt ended, causing the two to land on the bed again and landing on their feet in the process.
"I think I know the pony that can help us out." Pinkie said
"Oh great!!! Say, we should take a-"
"A SELFIE!?!?!?"
"...How'd you know-"
"I read the past 5 chapters."
"Oh... well... SELFIE!!!" Deadpool pulled his camera out and took a pic with Pinkie, both making a widely funny happy face as their faces hit the screen!!! Deadpool sent his pic to Facebook. "So... who is she?"