It was 10 p.m. in Canterlot when the train arrived at the station. Rainbow Dash and Derpy were both passed out on the bench. “Why are they Asleep?” demanded Deadpool.
“They ordered an Extra Large Bacon and Hay Pizza.” said Fluttershy
“Soooo....They are in a ‘Food Coma’.” said Pinkie.
“Yes.” said Fluttershy.
“Allow Me.” said Deadpool. He Took out his Walkman and His Megaphone, Primed his copy of “Dookie” on the Track “Coming Clean”, Put the speaker of the Walkman on the talking end of the Megaphone, Deadpool pulled the trigger on the Megaphone, and pressed play on the walkman.
“SEVENTEEN AND STRUNG OUT ON CONFUSION!” came out of the Megaphone.
The Sounds of Green Day Immediately woke up Rainbow Dash and Derpy.
“AAAAHHH!!! I’M AWAKE I’M AWAKE!!!” screamed Rainbow Dash.
“I DON’T WANT TO BE IN THE LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND!!!” screamed Derpy.
“Alright, you two!” yelled Deadpool.
“You ,Fluttershy and Derpy are gonna take some Grenades to keep on hand while you fly around the castle keeping an eye for people attempting to kill Me, Twilight, and Pinkie.” said Deadpool.
”If things go wrong, it’s your job to get the Backup.” said Pinkie
“If Things go REALLY Wrong, throw the Grenades.” said Deadpool.
“Lock and Load!” said Twilight.