//------------------------------// // Made by him. Pony # 99: My Brother (Quinton) // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Deadpool struggled to open Sugar Belle's canister. We're gonna be rich! How rich? Stupid rich!!! "NO REFERANCES TO THOSE TURTLES!!!" Deadpool yelled. He opened it successfully and out came... real dough. Deadpool stared at it and his mind began to run what was happening. Did... did they rip us off LIKE THAT!?!?!? No, Dumb***!!! They don't know out 'dough' as cash, so Sugar Belle, their baker, had lots of literal dough and we took it! I saw this going down like the ending to 'Shutter Island'. Huh...I thought you said it was going to be like 'Devil'. "Enough films with endings that are predictable! Besides, the most predictable with the trailer that ruined it has got to be 'The Not-so-Amazing Hipster'!" "HATER!!!" A voice yelled right behind. Deadpool turned around and, right in front of him, was a small, green Pegasus stallion with a brown mane that looked similar to KingSpartaX37's design, having a golden bar for his cutie mark. "What di you just say!?" "I said you're a Hater! LIKE MY BROTHER!!!" "...Yo! MrAquino!" Read the 'Author's notes' below. "Fine! ... F**k. You're MrAquino's brother?" "Yes, I am! You are a hater, just like him!" "I'm not a hater! I'm stating the obvious!" "No! YOU'RE HATING ON WHAT I ENJOY AND YOU ARE A HATER!!!" "I AM NOT!!! The evidence is right in front of you!" "HATER!!!" "We see it in the Trailer! Abandoned to uncle & aunt, high school, find's father's bag, science area where he gets powers! Change, uses powers to get revenge! Pracitce! Finds out there's trouble that'll kill more people! Police captures and-" "HATER!!!" "Oh! I'm the hater! What about your feeling with Terminator Genysis!?" "THAT MOVIE'S GOING TO SUCK!!!" "But you're the hater, aren't you!?" "You're a bigger hater than me!" "I'm not a hater at all! I follow the crowd in most things!" "YOU'RE ALL HATERS!!!" "And what!? You didn't wish to listen to the reviews for I, Frankenstein!?" "I thought it was going to be good!" "And why-!?" "It looked good." "BULLS**T!!! You just wanted to watch it because it's 'from the creators of the underworld movies'!" "I LOVE THOSE MOVIES!!!" "They were awful! It's the same thing!" "HATER!!!" "SHUT UP!!! It's vampires with guns killing Werewolves and other vampires, some bulls**t drama about love, ending with a monologue about how vampires are better than werewolves!" "HATER!!!" "And don't get me started with both M.Night Shamaleon and Michel 'Boom' Bae!!! "HATER!!!" "You already know they suck! Admit it! ♫You little stupis a** b***h! I ain't f**king with you!!! ♫" "HATER!!!" Then... my brother coughed hard. You know when you cough so hard, some spit comes out all over the floor? Yeah... that's what happened. The spit landed on the floor, but it began to glow a bit. "...Do you have Ebola?" "...No. Why?" Deadpool sniffed the air! "That's the smell of Ebola!" The spit glowed a brighter light, followed by a blinding light! The two covered their eyes, and saw the spit rise from the floor! In one final blast, a figure came! "...What is that?" "A...Giant floating head... of Kevin Bacon... made from your Ebola." "AND EQUESTRIA'S MINE!!!" Kebola Bacon yelled. It floated right towards Ponyville, where it's eyes became red and it fired flaming pickles at the ponies below! The ponies below ran for their lives, as pickles destroyed their homes and other things! Kebola opened his mouth and, just like a machine gun, it fired flaming marshmallows, one, ironically, hitting Rarity in her mane. "Marshmallow's in manes!?" She yelled "This has to be the WORST POSSILBE THING!!!" She fell to the floor, landing on her couch. Deadpool and Quinton looked over the mountain, seeing the damage Kebola was doing. "For the record," Deadpool spoke "this is your fault." "It's your fault for being the hater!" Quinton responded "It's your fault for not following what the mass majority says!" "Oh! I'm 'sorry'! If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you!?" "...I'm Deadpool, Mother f**ker!" "F**K YOU!!!" "Let's deal with Kebola and go our separate ways afterwards!" "I agree!" Deadpool threw My brother an assault rifle. He caught in his front legs, and, balancing on his hind legs, the two walked to the attacked Ponyville where Kebola Bacon attacked. The ponies watched as Deadpool and Quinton walked to the bottom of the hill. "Whoever kills Kebola wins the argument." Deadpool simply spoke. "Deal." Quinton replied. They both aimed at Kebola, heading to the menace! Kebola turned around and fired at the town! Unbeknownst to it, Littlepip & Blackjack exited the bouquet they were both in, seeing the carnage going on! "Oh no!" Littlepip exclaimed "That monster's going to destroy the town!" "I know that!" Blackjack responded "If we don't stop him, he'll destroy the bar!" "We've got to stop him!" Littlepip pulled out her Little Macintosh and rushed to the battle! "Right behind ya!" Blackjack pulled out a bottle and chugged it! Feeling refreshed, she pulled her tactical shotgun out, flared her wings, and flew to the carnage! Sweetie Bot and The R-Dash 5000 fired some lasers at a falling piece of debris that would crush them! They saw Kebola wrecking in the distance, firing a pickle that knocked out Rainbow Dash as she flew away! "Oh hell no!" R-Dash 5000 yelled "No Kevin Bacon's gonna hurt my sweet Rainbow Dash! Setting targeting H.U.D. up!" "I agree." Sweetie Bot added "Need to protect Sweetie Belle! Setting missile to attack monster. Scanning target!" They both scanned Kebola. "IT'S EBOLA!?!?!?" They both yelled "New Mission: CRUSK... KILL... DESTORY... SWAG!!!" The R-Dash 5000 repeated, activating it's jets before flying to the damage. "New Mission: Destroy Ebola!!!" Sweetie Bot ran to the carnage, firing a missiles at it, then turning to it's machine guns & death laser. The Aquabats rolled into town in their Battle Tram, seeing Kebola attack! "Commander!" Eaglebones yelled "We got ourselves a new problem here!" "Indeed, Eaglebones," Bat Commander replied "Aquabats: Let's go!" "Activating Battle Tram's weapons." Jimmy spoke, his horn glowing and pressing all the buttons. "If all else fails, we at least have our secret weapon!" Ricky spoke "What!? Eaglebone's imaginary 'Dude'?" Crash mocked. They all turned to him. "...oh! Me!? Why me!?" "Remember space monster M?" They all asked "...Oh no! GETTING EMOTIONAL!!!" "Firing Crash!" Jimmy spoke! More button pressing, and Crash was fired out of their tram's canon, as he transformed into a giant! "AQUABATS!!! LET'S GO!!!" M.C. Bat Commander yelled! They drove into the battle field, doing the heroic things they do! The Cutie Mark Crusaders all hanged around the clubhouse, seeing Kebola firing it's pickles and marshmallows at the ponies below. "What in the Hay is that!?" Applebloom asked "I think it's a giant floating head of... something." Sweetie Belle replied "You think so?" Scootaloo sarcastically asked "Hey! I have no idea what Deadpool is, so that may be normal where he comes from!" "Since when are things normal here?" Applebloom asked "It could be weirder." Sweetie Belle suggested "imagine if If our front hooves were hands and we walked around like Deadpool. "That... would be weird." Scootaloo confessed "Well we gotta stop it!" Applebloom spoke. "But how!?" "Duh! With Deadpool's training!" "Oh!" The two spoke "Plus, our special talents may have to do with something in fighting giant monsters!" "Now that would be an awesome cutie mark!" Scootaloo spoke "I'm not really sure about this." Sweetie Belle spoke, rubbing the back of her head. "We could-" "INCOMING MARSHMALLOW!!!" The filly jumped out of the way, but the marshmallow shot itself into Sweetie's horn! Sweetie tried to take the sweet off her horn, but failed. "MARSHMALLOWS!?!?!? That's it!!! Let's get us a monster!!!" "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MONSTER HUNTERS!!!" The three cheered, pulling their weapons out! They landed in the wagon of Scootaloo's scooter, and she drove them to the heat of battle!!! Gilgamesh appeared on a building, seeing the craziness. "Well... I'm fine, even as a cameo." He commented to himself. He jumped into the air, attacking Kebola! "GILGAMESH!!! AWAY!!!" Everyone approached to Kebola, who flew in a circle, seeing all things approaching. The bass dropped when the missile shot from Sweetie Bot and the added force of Crash punched Kebola in the face, causing all chaos to break loose!!! Deadpool, Sweetie Bot and Littlepip fired their weapons at Kebola below, while Quinton, the R-Dash 5000 and Blackjack flew around the monster, firing their weapons at it! The CMC used a ramp, flying past Kebola, as Sweetie Belle used her staff, as well as Gilgamesh, who jumped from a roof, slicing at Kebola while screaming his name! The Aquabat's battle tram arrived in the battle and Ricky fired at Kebola while the others got out! M.C. Bat Commander ordered all what to do, as Eaglebones played his electricity shooting guitar and Jimmy's hooves fired more lasers at Kebola! "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!?" Quinton yelled in confusion. "Just some friends of mine!" Deadpool replied, swapping his assault rifle to his dual semiautomatic pistols and fired at Kebola. The giant Crash McLarson got up onto his hooves and ran to Kebola! "Time to end this!" He yelled! The giant Crash delivered an uppercut so devastating, not only did Kebola Bacon rise up a bit, but glowed yellow and EXPLODED!!! Down from the sky, it rained burgers.. "Burgers!?" Deadpool asked "Really!?" "That's what these are called?" Littlepip asked, floating a burger to her face, sniffing it. Blackjack snagged the burger from Littlepip and took a bite out of it. "Hm... not bad," Blackjack commented "could use some booze." "We have some cider at our barn, Ms. Cyborg princess." Applebloom spoke. "APPELBLOOM!?!?!?" Quinton yelled, turning to the filly. He stared at the filly, as she stared right back at him. "Can... I help ya'll?" "...Sorry! I... just... YOU'RESOCUTE!!!" He hugged the little filly making a small squeak noise between the two. "Aw! How cute!" Sweetie Belle spoke in adorableness "Blech! I'd rather fight another giant monster than see this!" Scootaloo commented. "Ah... young love!" Gilgamesh commented I wouldn't say it's love if all that guy does is thinks with his junk. Ha! You said 'junk'! Is there something wrong with that? "GET OUTTA THERE!!!" Deadpool yelled to Gilgamesh. "Well Aquabats," The M.C. Batcommander spoke "Looks like our job here is done!" "Can ya'll let me go now?" Applebloom asked in her annoyed tone. "Oh! Sorry!" Quinton replied, releasing the filly from his grasp. "Is it... alright if I hang out with you?" "As long as ya'll don't hug me like that." "No promises!" "Ya'll are acting like Deadpool... I'll let this pass. Come on, my family will love to see new company!" "Oh sweet!" Blackjack yelled "FREE BEER!!!" "No Blackjack," Littlepip spoke "remember: self control." "Blah blah blah! You're just going for her, aren't you!?" "Me!?" Sweetie Belle asked "Not in front of my ancestor!" Littlepip grinded her teeth together. "SELFIE!!!" Deadpool yelled. "WHA-!?" Before my brother could say anything, Deadpool lifted the Pegasus up and took a Selfie with him, Blinding him for a few hours to come! "Now, with that done, I think I may need to-" "Excuse me." a kind, sounding male spoke. "What?" Deadpool turned around, only to be introduced fact to face with a frying pan! "Oh... damn you karma!!!" He fell to the floor, knocked out.