//------------------------------// // Kindness. Griffons #2 & 3: Gabby and Grandpa Gruff // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Deadpool and Thorax arrived at the gates of the Griffon kingdom, both wearing Mongolian outfits. Herro Mongorians. That's enough South Park for you. "There's never such a thing as too much South Park!" Deadpool spoke. "Uh... who are you talking to?" Thorax asked "No one in particular, my buggy friend." "o...k. And why are we here?" "Your first lesson is Kindness!" "... Couldn't we do that back home? Aren't Griffons greedy creatures with an anger problem?" Deadpool slapped him in the back of the head. "OW!!!" "Oh, excuse me! Are all changelings nothing more but love sucking drones with no free will and wish to ensalve and, thanks to many head canons, metamorphosize their victims into more changelings?" "... Ok, I deserve that." "Damn straight! F**king racist, Donald Trump supporter." He lead the way. "And I find it that the best way to learn something is be in it! Trust me, this is why I'm considered a bit misogynistic... except for the balls... the balls never work.... Oh! I think I found our first customers! Vamanos!" In a lone, worn down house, a young, blue-grey griffon with the head of a hawk helped out an elderly, gray griffon that wore a fez, and a scar over his messed up eye. The young one, with the last whack of a hammer, set up a new wallpaper that had the faces of the past kings. "All done, Grandpa Gruff," she spoke with enthusiasm. "with this wallpaper up, you won't see the sunlight." Deadpool slightly ripped off the other side of the wallpaper and stuck his head in, replacing one of the kings with his own face. "Are you sure about that?" He asked "Gah!!! Monster!" The old Griffon yelled, jumping and clawing at Deadpool's face. Deadpool stayed there, blank as his face bleed wildly. "...Ow." He stuck his head back and reattached the face back in place. Then, he teleported in with Thorax in his arms. "At last! I have arrived to Griffinstone! And it's all thanks to Dank memes!" "...What?" Everyone asked. Deadpool flipped a waterbottle in the air, in which it landed right on the head of the young griffon, bottom up. He followed by dropping Thorax and did the dab, and, following the annoying and idiotic vines around dank memes, the volume went near deaf volumes with the bass shaking everything and a close in on a paused Deadpool in rainbow colors and various other memes that no one talks about in real life, with the exception being the news and MLG news. However, this happened in his head, and everyone just stared awkwardly at the paused Deadpool. "... Are you a changeling?" The young Griffon asked "Uh... yeah, I am. Name's Thorax." "Gabby." "Deadpool." Deadpool stated. "I'm Gay." A random stallion added. "I'm a lesbian." a mare added. "I'm actually pansexual." A minotaur added "I'm Transgender." A griffon added I'M A LEMON!!! ENOUGH WITH THESE GOD DAMN DANK MEMES!!! "GET THE F**K OUTTA MY ROOM; I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!" Deadpool yelled, throwing an x-box 360 controller down to the floor... followed by an unnecessary- Ignore Patrick. The house was destroyed with everyone covered in black smoke from said explosion. "...Ow." Thorax simply spoke. Deadpool shook himself off. "Whoo! That was awesome! Let's have another Dank Meme compilation! Emisoccer or Wolfy?" "No... not again!" Gabby spoke. She was lifted by the Merc. "Aww~! I almost forgot; the newest cutie mark crusader and first griffin member, Gabby!" "...You know me?" "The whole Brony community knows you! And you must be Grandpa Gruff, or, as we, the fans, speculate, King Gudo!!!" "What the heck are you blabbering about!?" The old griffin hacked. "Fan art! Fanfictions! Fan Theories! They all point to you as a king as MattPatt points how Mario's more of a psychopath than me!" "... I'm outta here." He left the scene, grumbling to himself. "Wait! Come back!!! Aw man, this is almost as bad as how I shot Harambe." WHAT!?!?!? Ok... seems like the cat's out of the bag... yeah... Deadpool shot a gorilla, believing he was reenacting a scene from Rise of the planet of the apes. I have no idea how, but, it's Deadpool... he's an idiot. But, back to the fic... A badly bruised Deadpool stood with Thorax and Gabby. "Wait... are you Deadpool!?" Gabby asked in excitement. "The one and only!" Deadpool boasted. "The Merc with the Mouth at your service!" Gabby tackled and hugged him tightly. "OH MY GOODNESS!!! I finally meet Deadpool! I've heard so much about you! I'm basically you're biggest fan!" "Heh, better than my other biggest fans." HEY!!! "But what about me?" Thorax asked "What's this lesson about?" "Ah! See, Thorax," Deadpool explained "this is Kindness. As you can see, just by me being hugged by Gabby is a sign of kindness; gentle, yet firm, like every man's second brain." "Humans have a second brain?" Gabby asked. "It's an expression. And watch as how I'm kind with her, Thorax." He hugged the Griffin, taking the bottom of his mask off, and blew raspberries onto her tummy. Gabby began to laugh wildly at the expression, finding the whole thing ticklish. EWW~!!! There's feathers in out mouth! And Fur. Deadpool spat out the mix of fur and feathers in his mouth, putting his mask back on. "See?" He asked "Kindness." "... So I should do what you do on everypony else?" The changeling asked. "Uh... no. Just don't a d**k with anybody... or a f**kboi... never go full f**kboi... and don't vape and say you're a vegan, feminist, or a supporter of any political party or religion. Trust me, you don't want the internet to go against you, especially the PC people on PC that follow PC on her PC." "...Noted... what do we do now?" "To the next lesson, of course! Onwards! We're going to have some fun!" "Ooh! Can I join?" Gabby asked. "But of course! The more, the merrier! Just make your OC." "...OC?" Thorax and Gabby asked in unison. Deadpool put on an a hoodie that was very similar to those from the Assassins creed games... minus the glitch faces. "Join me, Pool-o-Dead, in the only true nerdy thing I can get behind."