Deadpool continued to run and scream for his life, running past and through everything in his path. His panic was over as he was ran into the fire swamp and was burnt.
"FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!" He yelled "I'M BURNING!!! I'M BURNING!!! I'M ON FIRE!!! EN FUEGO!!!"
Stop, drop, and roll, you idiot.
But the floor is exploding with fire!
...Then stand and pat the fire out.
Deadpool did, standing and patting the fire off around him, leaving some burn marks on his suit.
"Aw s**t!" He yelled "This was my favorite! Now I look like my old self during the Weapon X days."
At least we're still cool looking!
And Bryan Singer wouldn't mind this.
"True, but he wouldn't like my eyes moving. And since I'm a part time X-men member, I should've been in X-Men: Days of Future Past, in the future, being the greatest teacher ever!
As what? A Weapons maintenance?
Sex ed!
"Neither! Culinary Arts! ...That, or how to care for Professor X's head like a diamond. Man, all this talk about X-Men films, and where are we?"
The Fire Swamps.
How do you know that?
Fire's everywhere, idiot.
"What do we have here!?" A voice asked. Deadpool turned to see a large quadruped figure circling around him. "My, my! He certainly looks delicious!"
"He looks like a delicious sausage!!!" Another voice bleated
"More appealing than a ssssssssssssnack!" Another hisses
"Bessssssssssssssssssquise me!?" Deadpool hissed back while snapping & posing like a sassy black woman. "Do you know who you talking 'bout, gurls?" The figure appeared out of the shadows, revealing a tiger, a goat, and a snake together. "...Oh... f**k... a Chimera... hey."
"This funny creature should be delicious, sisters!" The Tiger growled.
"Hey! This 'Funny Creature' is, the one and only of many dimensions, Deadpool!"
"...This is the one who slayed Tirek?" The goat asked before bleating into laughter. "He's so scrawny!"
"Yesssssssssss," The snake hissed. "Even I can ssssssssssswallow him!"
"Oh that's it!" Deadpool said, pulling out his swords. "I'm gonna make you eat thosssssssse wordssssss!!!" The Chimera readied itself to pounce.
"You're gonna be a lot more fun than those cows!" The Tiger growled. Deadpool looked around.
"Cows!? Where!?" The Chimera pounced and mauled him. Deadpool screamed in pain as the tiger head bit into his chest and ate his intestines, the Goat head biting and crushing his skull, and the snake taking a bit and swallowing his left leg whole.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
OH GOD!!! This is violent as hell!!!
The Chimera tossed Deadpool's corpse to the side, his organs falling everywhere and burning.
"...I am quite dissapointed." The tiger said. "He was easier to kill than I thought."
"Same thing... here." Deadpool spoke. All heads gasped as the mauled corpse of Deadpool got back up. His head grew back, as did his chest with intestines, and his leg. "You shouldn't have said the 'C' word. It's a mental tick that, I won't lie, I have a deep phobia of. But, before you ask why, to make it short, Comedy, is your answer. Long is rather strange. Now, let's try this again, and I must warn you, I've played a lot, and I DO MEAN, a lot of God of War! With that out of the way, let's dance! Hit it!"
Deadpool charged at the Chimera with his swords. The Chimera charged right back. Deadpool teleported and swung his swords around, giving off some slices to the Chimera. The Chimera tried to fight back, but not only was Deadpool fast, but he ocassionally pulled out his twin pistols and fired at them from afar.
"Semi-autos would be too easy." He simply said. The goat head & tiger were dazed, and Deadpool teleported onto the chimera's back. The snack lunged at him, but Deadpool dodged and sliced the snake off!
"Sister!?" Both the tiger and goat asked.
"She dead!" Deadpool spoke, poking the snake with a stick. The Heads roared in fury, the body stood right up, standing on it's hind legs, and swung at Deadpool with it's forelegs' claws. Deadpool dodged, noticing how it was swinging much faster and harder, but he did some backflips, shooting at it multiple times, until both heads were dazed again. "STABBY TIME!!!" Deadpool pulled his sword out and charged at the Chimera again. With his left sword, Deadpool stabbed through the beast's left shoulder, and with the right, he began to stab the beast's belly. He then headbutted the tiger head, stabbing it's neck with both swords, and stabbed it's brain through it's eyes.
"NOOO!!!" The goat head yelled.
"Oops! If you want, I can leave and let you bleed to death!" The goat head roared and, controlling the body, charged at Deadpool, using itself as a battering ram. Deadpool, while he couldn't dodge all of them, did his best, but he crashed into a tree every time he was headbutted by the goat. He fired his twin pistols even more, making the last head dazed and confused. "Time for the killing blow!" Deadpool knocked the Chimera down, stomped on the goat's head, ripped one of it's horns off, and impaled it's eye with it's own horn! "Yes!!! I am the Champion!!! Victory Dance!!!" But before he could dance, he realized he was over a crater about to erupt. "F**k." He was blasted into the sky. "TEAM DEAPOOL'S AT IT AGAIN!!!"