It was the afternoon at Horseshoe bay, and a little colt sat on the beach, making a sand castle. He was relatively small for someone his age, and was a bit scrawny, but he has a white coat with light brown patches over his left eye, chest, around his tail, & on his left hind hoof, making him look more like a puppy than a pony, but was saved with from being called a dog thanks to his brown mane. He heard what was a boom in the distance, followed by someone laughing and heavy flapping of wings!
"THOUEST WILL PAY FOR RUINING THY SLEEP!!!" A familiar royal voice yelled, shaking the breach.
"But Cake gobbler thinks it's funny!!!" Another voice replied, taking deep breaths.
"CELESTIA WILL FIND IT FUNNY WHEN I SERVE THOUEST HEAD ON A PLATTER!!!
"So you ponies really do eat meat!?" The young foal got up and looked in the distance. Traveling & running nonstop, was Deadpool himself, persuaded by the the princess of the Night herself, with what appeared to be jelly on the right side of her face! Before he could react, Deadpool quickly grabbed the foal in his arms and turned around, and tossed him at the princess herself like if he were a football!
"PIPSQUEAK!?" the princess asked, before being smacked in the face by the foal, causing the princess to lose her flight and crash into the sandy floor below. Deadpool approached to the two, seeing the small foal cling on to Luna's face for dear life, and the princess clearly knocked the f**k out!
Let's hope he's not recycling the same jokes.
Wait... aren't we a joke as well?
...Don't you ever make that assumption again.
"Princess!" The colt yelled in a British accent "Are you alright? Say something!"
"Gonna... get... you... Deadpool." Luna grumbled.
"Who are you talking about?"
"That'd be me, little Pipsqueak!" Deadpool announced. Pip froze in fear and turned around, seeing Deadpool stand over him like a giant!
"What... did you do to her?"
"What I did for a few thousand likes like these idiots!" Deadpool pulled out his phone and showed Pipsqueak why Luna has Jelly on her cheek.
"...Some of these aren't even 'Smack cams'." Pip commented
"Yeah... YouTube tends to do that." Deadpool replied.
"What are you gonna do when she wakes up?" Deadpool picked up a shovel.
"The only way I know how."
"WHAT!?!?!?"
"LAND HO!!!" A voice yelled. They turned to the ocean, only to see a large ship heading landing on the beach. A figure swung from the ropes, landing near them.
"OH NO!!!" Deadpool yelled "Johnny Depp dressed up Captain Jack Sparrow as a pony!!!"
"What in Hoofey Jones Locker are ye talking about!?" the pirate pony replied "The name be Hoofbeard; legend of the Equestrian seas!!!"
"A real pirate!?" Pipsqueak asked in excitement
"Aye! I have came here to Horseshoe bay to find meself a crew for an adventure!"
"Adventure!? Where!?"
"A portal opened above me, and I retrieved a map, revealing a place with treasure! I need a tough as nails crew to do this. Will you three be willing to embark on this adventure with me?"
"WOULD I!!! What about you princess!?" Luna grumbled with her face in the sand. Deapool lifted Lunas head by her horn.
"Throw you... in jail." She grumbled. Deadpool released her, making her face plop into the sand.
"She means 'yes'." Deadpool replied "And I have some crew members that will help us out!"
"More crew mates!?"Hoofbeard asked "Bring 'em in!"
"They're already here." In a puff of smoke, the taco squad appeared! Discord, Fluffle Puff, Pinkie, and Deadpool were dressed in pirate gear, ready to sail the seas... except for Sonata.
"What's wrong with you?" Discord asked
"I can swim." She simply replied.
"Can't forget two other things!" Deadpool announced. In a cartoonish bubble cloud, Deadpool pounced on both Pipsqueak and Luna, forcing Pipsqueak to be back in his nightmare night costume and Luna dressed up as a pirate
She looks adorable!
Let's hope she forgives us when she awakens.
"Come on lads!" Deadpool yelled "Let's earn us some booty!"
"Shouldn't I tell my mom about this." Deadpool picked up Pipsqueak and whispered in his ear.
"Don't worry about that. Luna's going with us, and she's a princess, so when you return, Luna will take the blame for you being gone on our adventure. Doesn't that sound good?"
"It... does... but it fells wrong."
"You'll get used to it!" Deadpool's ladies picked up Luna and brought her into the ship. After a few preparations, the ship sailed into the sead, and their adventure began!
While Luna woke up after they set sailed, but after seeing herself in the adorable Pirate outfit, and was with Pipsqueak, she forgave Deadpool. While they were off to a great start, everyone was under the hot sun, having only the waves of the ocean being the sound heard.
"It's been two weeks since we left Canterlot." Luna complained
"2 days since there was a breeze." Pinkie added.
"Oh no!" Discord yelled "I've got the madness!!! I'VE GOT CABIN FEVER!!!"
"I'VE GOT IT TOO!!!" Sonata yelled
"Cabin fever!!!" Everyone but Hoofbeard yelled.
Deadpool
Luna
Pipsqueak
Sonata
Pinkie
Discord
♫I got cabin fever, It's burning in my brain! ♫
♫I got cabin fever, It's driving me insane! ♫
♫We've got cabin fever, We're flipping our bandanas. Been stuck at sea so long that we have simply gone bananas!!!♫
*Dancing!*
♫We've got cabin fever, we've lost what sense we had, We've got cabin fever we're all going mad!♫
♫Grab yer partners by the ears, Lash 'em to the wheel! Dosey doe, step on his toe, Listen to him squeal! Allemande left, allemande right, It's time to sail or sink. Swing yer partner over the side and drop 'im in the drink!♫
♫We've got cabin fever,♫
♫No ifs, ands or buts,♫
[color=#265daf♫]We're disoriented♫
♫And demented,♫
♫And a little nuts!♫
♫Ach nor beaver, Volkswagen car! Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel! Unt is vunderbarr. ♫
♫We were sailing, sailing, The wind was on our side, ♫
... ♫but then it died. ♫
I've got cabin fever,I think we lost Deadpool's grip
I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!
♫I was floating in a tropic moon, And dreaming of a blue lagoon, Now I'm as crazy as a loon!!! ♫
♫Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard! This once fine vessel has become a floating psycho ward. We were sailing, sailing, Heading who knows where! And now though we're all here, We're not all there! ♫
The madness ended when they all landed on land.
"...what just happened?" Luna asked, shaking herself back into reality.
"I'm going to need to recruit a pegasus for water." Deadpool spoke, pulling out a notebook & pencil, writing down what he said.
Who would fit in that role?
Anypony BUT Flash Sentry!
"This be where the map leads up!" Hoofbeard yelled, pulling out the map. "We follow the map west and head to a placed called 'azzip raebzaf ydderf'"
"He's speaking fancy!" Pinkie yelled
"Let me guess," Discord spoke "Another song?"
"Nope!" Deadpool replied "A traveling montage! Yo! Hit the song 'The Trail we Blaze'"
Everyone fell down into the misty area, landing into a large bundle with Pipsqueak being the cherry on top.
"Everypony alright?" Luna asked. Everyone groaned in response "Good enough."
"GET OFF ME!!!" Hoofbeard yelled. Discord snapped his finger and everyone got up. "The treasure should be right here."
"You mean that building?" Sonata asked, pointing out to a building.
"That may be it." He pulled out his sword "Prepare yeselves!"
"Hold on just a minute." Deadpool spoke, walking ahead. He looked at the building.
That sign!!! It can't be!
Oh f**k that!
"Hold on... that map!" Deadpool took the map away from Hoofbeard.Carefully, he turned it around and looked at it. "THAT'S FREDDY FAZBEAR PIZZA!!!"
"What is that?" Luna asked
"...Five Nights at Freddy's" The sound of footsteps came, each sounding heavy and robotic. "I'll handle this." Deadpool pulled out a heavy machine gun out of nowhere and walked inside. Heavy firing was made inside, a man was inside yelling "Pizza!", followed by Deadpool screaming loudly. Silence fell. The door opened and Deadpool exited, holding another human."
"ANOTHER HUMAN!?!?!?" Pinkie yelled
"Not just any human," Deadpool replied "Scott Cawthon!"
"...who's that?" Pipsqueak.
"The creator of those animatronics inside. You may not want to enter though, they'll scare the s**t out of you."
"Let me go!" Scott yelled "I'm busy making Five Nights at Freddy's 5!!!"
"Not anymore! Let's get outta here!!!"
"What about the treasure!?" Hoofbeard yelled
"Relax! This guy's worth millions online! I'll sell him on E-bay or Amazon!" The pirate squad left. Unfortunately, inside the pizzeria, the robots, even with bullets, Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, the balloon boy, and the puppet got up.
Everyone was back in the seas, as Luna, Pipsqueak, and Deadpool had a chat with each other.
"So he's spread fear in your world?" Luna asked
"Hell ya!" Deadpool replied "And, let's not forget, when game companies release a game that feels the same to the first, they at least give it a year. Scott, on the other hand, releases a game ever three to four months."
"Maybe he's just hyper at working." Pipsqueak commented
"I don't think so little one, he seems more or like a-"
"ONCOMING SHIP!!!" Hoofbeard yelled. Everyone turned to see that another ship was heading towards them, and, controlling the mast, was Foxy the Pirate, and the crew was the other robots!!! "Get ready everypony! Battle stations!"
"Let me handle this." Deadpool spoke. He teleported into the FNAF ship, wearing what was a mix of a Freddy head, Chika torso, Foxy arms, and Bonnies legs. He then performed the dance of the FNAF.
The robots stared at him, then gave a 'Seriously?' look. The puppet reappeared with Scott in it's hands!
"Finally!" Scott yelled "Freedom! Attack!!!" The robots jumped at Deadpool, but he reappeared on Hoofbeard's ship.
"If it's a fight ye want, it's a fight ye will get!" Deadpool yelled in his best pirate accent. The resulting fight was this:
The ship sunk, but the robots and Scott were brought onto Hoofbeard's ship! Deadpool took out his sword
"Enough of this motha f***a!" Deadpool commented. He sliced Scott's face off, only to reveal that-
"HE'S A ROBOT!?!?!?" Pipsqueak yelled, hiding behind Luna.
"I knew it! The FNAF sequels, the reason Terminator's been going down the drain, it's all because of you! You're from the future!!! Why are you here!?"
"...To make myself rich, of course." Scott replied in a more robot sounding voice
"Rich!?"
"Yes... the FNAF sequels will make me rich in less than two years. I can thank the internet for making me more popular. It started off as small thing, then it grew like wildfire! Plus, people will love the story! They will love the fact that they have to solve it rather than be explained!!!"
"Well... what's real the lore!?"
"... My rise to fame."
"Not anymore!!!"
Remove telekinesis
The puppet exploded and balloon boy jumped into the water because HE SUCKS!!! The rest, however, shook and looked at each other, as iuf this is their first time.
"What do we do with these?" Discord asked
"I think they'll be helpful in their way." Deadpool replied "Set sails to Equestria!!!"
