Deadpool woke up, seeing that it was now in the middle of the afternoon.
Wow!!! You are such a Lazy a**!!!
I don't really think so: We battled against... whatever the hell that thing was!
"I agree," Deadpool said to himself "and I can't believe we distracted that thing to get a selfie with it!"
How did that go exactly?
Well, you see, after we clashed into each other, we-
A loud banging was heard from a door nearby. Deadpool stared at the door, not really sure what to do with it.
Are we inside?
Vice Versa.
...I don't get it.
Ugh, it means we're outside, and whoever is in there is inside their home. Do you not see the sky!?!?!?
Well Excuse me, Princess!!!
The door knocked even harder & louder, bulging the door a bit.
"Alright!" A woman's voice was heard, though muffled, inside the house. "This calls for EXTREME MEASURES!!!" Deadpool teleported onto a nearby tree, looking down at the house. The house's door busted wide open, as a pony emerged from the inside of the house. It was a light blue pegasus mare with a long, brown mane & tail with yellow highlights with a cutie mark of three white cards, each having the same red haired smiling woman as, from left to right, one had a regular smile, one was winking, and the other showed it's teeth in her smile.
"So... I'm now in Equestria!?!?!?" the pegasus asked herself "Oh man! This is awesome!!!" She looked down at herself and squeaked at her hooves. "I'M MY O.C.!!! How the hell did this happen!?!?!? Are the others alright!?!?!? Why can't I be teleported to the Kim Possible universe instead of- Wait! That's it!!! I can finally meet him!!! I hope Senpai notices me!!!" Very cartoon like, her wings lifted her up as she dreamed of meeting her Senpai. Unbeknownst to her, Deadpool was above, watching her act very cartoon like.
"Who the hell is that?" Deadpool asked himself
I think we've seen her somewhere before.
That's one of the famous Bronies (or Pegasisters, in her case, for being a female). Her username is "ILoveKimPossibleALot", for being a fan of Disney Channel's Animated spy show, Kim Possible.
Alright, Bozo! Tell us, who does she mean by her Senpai!?!?!?
That would go to one of two characters: Either Mr. John DeLancie himself or, more likely in our case, Discord himself.
"A Discord fan, eh?" Deadpool asked himself in an Australian accent "Well, it looks like we got ourselves a Brony to hunt down!!!"
Pegasister.
Same Difference!!!
Deadpool teleported away, following KimPossible across Canterlot. The pegasus was surprised at herself for moving quite well, despite being a human for most of her life and this is her first time being, well, anything but a human.
"Ok," she spoke to herself "How did I get here in the first place? Think Kim, think! I was planning to make another episode review, thought not really sure who to guest star in it, and I want to join the guys in another "Bronies React to" video. How did I get here?" She thought to herself real hard, not even knowing a human in red spandex stood there, having his junk near the back of her head.
"Excuse me Miss," Deadpool spoke in a Super-Man voice like voice "It appears you are lost." She began to turn around, not even knowing she was facing directly at Deadpool's you-know-where area
"Yeah, I actually a-OH MY GOD!!! FREAK!!!" She extend one of her hooves up and punched the Merc in his nuts, causing Deadpool to fall not his knees, wheeze hard, and let out a high pitch scream! She backed up a bit and squinted her eyes.
"I... am... so sorry... for that!!!" He fell to the side, rolling in pain.
"...Hey! I know you!!! You're that random guy from Marvel!!! Deadpool, right!?!?!?" He only shook his head in agreement, fighting back tears of pain. "Okay, I have questions for you: 1) How are you not a pony like me? 2) What are you doing here? 3)Why are you in Equestria? And 4) Why did you do that?"
"Give... me a... moment!" Deadpool took a deep breath, and the pain went away. He stop back to his full position and stretched his legs a bit. "Alright, answers, you want 'em?"
"Yeah! Anything will help. I need to find-"
"Any other Bony and Pegasister???"
"...How did you know-"
"Eavesdropping. I saw you smash that door to get out. You know, there's doorknobs on them: you can use it.
"Well sorry! This is my first time having hooves!"
"No worries. Why am I not a pony? I have no f***ing clue to be honest. What am I doing here? I took out some weird creature that made me and the author go WTF on when requested."
"Author? Who do you-" Deadpool covered her mouth, muffling her voice.
"Ah-ha! Let me answer first." He released Kim, who let out an angered grunt. "Why am I here? Well, I was summoned here by Lyra Heartstrings to be her pet, but Princess Mooncheeks needs me to take a selfie with anypony or thing I encounter during my stay. And finally, why did I do that? Well... the author did it for 'Comedy' and wanted us to meet each other."
"I'm... not gonna reply to that."
"Oh well, with your questions out of the way, I have one question for you!"
"...Alright. What is it?"
"Do you wanna meet Discord?" At that moment, Kim's wing went up in a 'Pomf!', her eyes widened, and her mouth opened to a wide smile!!! She began to shake rapidly, followed by super quick hopping around him!!!
"OH YES!!! IDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDO!!! YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS!!! DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE'S AT!?!?!?" She began to fly to Deadpool's face, nearly having her face on his.
"Actually, he's behind you." She turned around with excitement
"DISCORD!!!" Nothing was there, but the street of Canterlot. She turned back to Deadpool with an angered look. "Hey Buddy!!! Are you messing with me!?!?!?"
"NO!!! He's behind you right now!!!" Kim turned around: still nothing around. "Still behind you... sill behind... still behind-" Kim flew around in circles, giving the illusion that she was chasing her tail now! She stopped after a couple of minutes, her eyes out of place, and she tried to steady her balance, dizzy after flying around in circles. She shook her head and growled at Deadpool.
"THAT'S IT!!! I'M-"
"Why little mistress," Discord's voice spoke really close to her "You must learn not to keep looking forward, but all over the place!!!" Kim froze in place and wondered where Discord was at. Following her advice, she looked up and was greeted with the Master of Chaos, who's face landed on hers, making Kim have a scrunch face. "Hello there!"
"D-D-Discord!?!?!?"
"In the flesh!" He disappeared and reappeared as a tree "Also in the bark," another and he was a statue "also in the stone", another and he was a glass of water "and in this glass of water!" He reappeared as his normal self, crouching in front of Kim with their faces looking at each other's face.
"Discord... I... am... your... BIGGEST FAN!!!" Discord made a look with confusion and surprise mixed together. Off guard, Kim used her front hooves to Grab Discord by his slender neck and hugged him really tight, so tight, Discord's mouth opened and he made a squeak that was heard from a squeaky toy. Both Kim and Discord looked at each other, not really sure what happened. Kim hugged Discord again, and he squeaked again. She had an evil grin across her face and began to hug tightly rapidly, laughing evilly as Discord released a barrage of squeaks!!! Deadpool couldn't help but laugh out loud, falling down onto the floor, seeing Discord being hugged & squeaking loudly, especial from a Discord Fan girl. After a couple minutes of squeaking, Kim released Discord from her grasp and flew up to his face. Discord looked at her with a face of displeasure: in his mind, he wanted to do something to get revenge. Perhaps he could turn her into a squeaky toy and see how she likes being squeaked, perhaps he could teleport her to the moon and let her rot, or, just out of curiosity, he could just turn himself a little bigger and swallow the pegasus whole; who knows, pegasi could taste like chicken. His thoughts disappeared as Kim flew herself to his eyes and, to his surprise, she kissed him on his snout. Kim fainted with a smile, similar to Rarity on certain situations, both with a smile on their faces, though Kim fell to the floor. Discord snapped his finger & summoned a trampoline, where Kim fell onto it and bounced right back up, landing right onto his snout. Her eyes opened, though only halfway, and small hearts seemed to appear all over her.
"Oh Discord," she spoke in a dreamy tone "you made a fan the happiest fan in the world! If today were my last, I'll gladly die!!!"
"Uh... thanks?" Discord replied, feeling a bit fuzzy inside. "Is there... anything else you'd like to do?"
"Hm... actually, there is one."
"I think I know what you're going for!" Deadpool spoke below
"Really?"
"Original by Eurobeat Brony?"
"Yep."
"Remix?"
"Yep."
"Living Tombstone?"
"Definitely!"
"Knew it."
"Of course, LET'S GET THIS STARTED!!!" Deadpool pulled out his boom box and pressed the play button. If any of you haven't figured it out yet, the beat to The Living Tombstone's 'Discord' began to play.
"♫I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear someone else is pulling at the strings!♫" Deadpool sang
"♫Something terrible is going down through the entire town, wreaking anarchy and all that it brings!♫" Kim sang
"♫I can't sit idly, no I can't move at all!♫" The two sang together "♫I curse the name, the one behind it all... Discord, I'm howling at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon. Discord, whatever did we do to make you take our world away? Discord, are we your prey alone? Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord, we won't take it any more, so take your tyranny away!!!♫"
The Duo, during the music break between verses, performed a bit of the dance dubbed 'The Tombstone' back home. Discord gave the two a questionable look, but seemed interested.
"♫I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go, now the world is being torn apart!♫" Kim sang
"♫A terrible catastrophe, played by a symphony, what a terrifying work of art!!!♫" Deadpool sang along
"♫I can't sit idly no I can't move at all,♫" they both sang "♫I curse the name, the one behind it all... Discord, I'm howling at the moon!!! And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon. Discord, whatever did we do, to make you take our world away? Discord, are we your prey alone? Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord, we won't take it any more, so take your tyranny away!♫"
The two performed the full 'Tombstone' dance, with the addition of Deadpool stemming his legs down & Kim standing on her back legs & stomping with Discord on said back legs. Discord was now so interested that he joined their dancing, but performed a couple of his own dance moves, being the perfect example of how to do the worm and the wave!
"♫Discord, I'm howling at the moon!♫" The two sang
"That's right!" Discord added quickly
"♫And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon,♫"
"You are!"
"♫Discord, whatever did we do, to make you take our world away?♫"
"Who Cares!?!?!?"
"♫Discord, are we your prey alone?♫"
"Maybe!?!?!?"
"♫Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?♫"
"Possibly!"
"♫Discord, we won't take it any more, so take your tyranny away!♫" The three went into a pose after the final beat dropped. A whole crowd of ponies were around the three as they performed, staring at them, then released a cheer, throwing flowers, candy, and bits at the three!
"Aw yeah!" Kim said with pride "That... was... AWESOME!!!"
"I know!" Deadpool replied "And considering how I killed Tirek, this is even more awesome!"
"Wait! You killed Tirek!?!?!?"
"Yep!"
"How!?!?!?"
"I'll tell you about you friends adventures later on," Discord replied "And thanks for finding somepony who really loves me, even if it was... well... awkward."
"You're friends with him!?!?!?"
"Yep!" Deadpool responded
"Wha- I- um... thank you for leading me to Discord, Deadpool, is there anything I can do in return... minus punching you in the crotch?"
B***H!!!
Calm down.
"There is one," Deadpool responded, taking out his cell phone. "A selfie!!!"
"A selfie? Really? ...oh well." She walked over to him as Deadpool slid himself over to her.
"Say 'Chaos'!!!"
"CHAOS!!!" The picture was taken as the two smiled with a photobombing Discord in the background. Kim saw the picture, waved her head a bit, but had a smile. "Oh Discord... this is why I love you! Say, Deadpool?"
"Yep?"
"Can... you keep an eye out for the other Bronies around here? I think they may have traveled with me here and may be lost. Be sure they aren't dead, okay?"
"Will do!"
"Thanks. Discord! Wait up!!!" She ran and followed a floating Discord on top of a cotton candy cloud.
Looks like our adventure got longer
Who are the other popular Bronies on the internet?
"We'll know when we see 'em! Come on, we gotta find a place to sleep in, hopefully, we won't be interrupted by some other WTF creature."