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// How to get remembered. Another EQG character: That one girl 
// Story: Deadpool in Equestria 
// by MrAquino 
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The blast from Sub-Zero SOMEHOW had Deadpool teleport into the EQG world again, landing through the roof of the building and in the Yearbook computer room. Yelping in surprise was the Jolly Green Giant's and Freddy Kruger's daughter, Wallflower Blush. 

"Hey! I'm the only one that makes jokes like those!" Deadpool shouted with his voice cracking again. "Ah s**t! Puberty!!!" And landing besides him was Crazy and Stuffy in their own forms.

"Whoo! I have a penis again!"

"We've had one."

"Uh... aren't you three wanted?" Wallflower asked, shaking.

"Who's this again!?"

"Ooh! She's a one time use antagonist/side EQG character!"

"Her name is Wallflower Blush."

"Wallflower Blush!?" Deadpool asked. "That sounds like a new weed I'd buy on the streets."

"You... buy garden weeds?" Wallflower asked.

"Oh come on! This is a high school, and you haven't seen any students here on drugs!?"

"What are drugs?" Deadpool groaned. 

"This is based off of a Kid's show, so we can't expect too much adult content."

"Oh, this is wrong, but having ponies rule over a planet for over who know how long and NEVER learning about another race's culture, but instead deems them as monsters that will kill everyone is alright!?"

"... Have you gone full SJW?"

"Nah! I'm just pointing out how racist everypony is... or is it sepeciesist?"

"Hmm... I just got an idea!" Deadpool spoke. "But first," He turned to Wallflower. "Potflower!"

"Wallflower." She corrected.

"Wallmart! You want to be remembered!?" 

"Uh... I kinda am now, but-"

"No 'buts'! We're gonna make you a star! Do you have a garden?"

"Well, yeah, it's outside and-" He grabbed her. 

"To that garden! We're gonna make a lot of cash!"

"C-cash!?" 





After a long month's of planting and experimenting, Wallflower's economic charts were up the chains as her gardening was turned into-

"A flora shop!" 

Wait, what!?

"We saw your obvious weed joke coming a mile away. And Wallflower isn't that type of girl. Treehugger,
yes, but she's more of the Fluttershy type who spends more time with plants and raising them rather than smoke them."

But... my joke... how-

"I gave her shop 5 stars." Deadpool spoke. "All easy when you can bribe people away. But enough of that, take us back to the land of ponies! I hate being a human here! Humans suck!"

But... you're still a human over there.

"F**k you! I'm special over there!"

Fine... Whoosh.





Twilight sat down and, after using some dimensional spells, began to read Deadpool's comics.

"Sheesh, you're really violent than I thought." She spoke to herself. The door slammed open and Deadpool entered. 

"You!"

"Me!?" 

"Yes! I demand that the next season be like X-Men!"

"... Meaning?"

"You're progressive! But the good type of progressive! Not the progressive that Hollywood's shoving down everyone's throats and end up being even less progressive than they say they are." 

"... Uh... well.. I have plans to make this castle into a school. Share and teach the magic of friendship to all ponies around-"

"NOT JUST PONIES!!! Let there be other creatures!"

"Other creatures?"

"Hippogriffs! Changelings! Yaks! Dragons! Griffons! All those creatures and more! The time of Equestria to finally open itse;f is upon us! People are already comparing Celestia to Trump! DO HEAR ME!?!?!? PEOPLE THINK CLESTIA IS TRUMP!!!"