Deadpool in Equestria

by MrAquino

Welcome to Jack@$$!!! Donkeys 1&2: Cranky and Matilda

It was early in the morning. Celestia's sun rose, bringing light across the land of Equestria and Ponyville. In the outskirts of Ponyville, a lone house was there, and Deadpool was- DEADPOOL!!! STOP DOING THAT TO THAT DOOR!!!

"What!?" He asked "I'm Knocking!"

You're humping the door!

'Oh Come on! There's a hole there! I think we can fit it in!

That hole is small.

Well... shall we become Asian for this?

"THAT'S RACIST!!!"

"Who's out there?" An angered voice asked.

"OM MY GOD!!! Captain Ginyu!!!" The door slammed open and two familiar looking Donkeys stood there.

"...What do you want?" Ginyu donkey asked.

"...This!!! HIT IT!!!" a bunch of ponies came around, each dressed up as if they were in the 1770's. Deadpool also sported a horse riding suit.

"SWAG!!!" Deadpool yelled, jumping off the stage and ridding himself of the suit! The Donkey's stared at him, both making a confused face.

"You said it." Deadpool replied. He froze. "Hey! Was the video really necessary?"

Look, I'm just trying to work on your chapter for a bit, and even then, I completely forgot about Celestia banishing you to Tartarus.

"Tartarus? What the hell are you-"

"TO TARTARUS!!!" Celestia yelled. With an overused 'Poof' sound effect, Deadpool disappeared. Deadpool found himself in Tartarus, seeing the dark cave.

"Well... it can't be that bad."

Oh Really? I think Pharrell Williams will Disagree.

"Pharrell Williams? Wait!!! You mean-" Then the song Happy played. "NO!!! NO!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE IT STOP!!!"

Perhaps in a week. Busy with some stuff. See you later.

"YOU SON OF A B-"

Comments

[Sage Probo]

I know DP did a lot of stuff to you (like putting you IN the story and himself OUT of it), but... is this really necessary? I mean... this is torture, worse than anything he did to you!

[SudokuBrony]

I hate Happy to!

[MrAquino]

6091822 It could be worse.

[CaptainPipsqueak]

Someone who feels the necessity to keep a running tab in the story description to point out to readers that their story has been feaured twenty-five times suggests to me an author so insecure with himself that he couldn't get an erection if he used two popsicle sticks and a length of string.

[MrAquino]

6092021

[Sage Probo]

6091890 what level of worse are we talking about?

Rickrolled?

[MrAquino]

6092739 many things: Rebecca black, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Taylor swift, Nicki Minaj, any tween pop singer, any boy band (minus the boys from South park(, ECT.

[Sage Probo]

6092848 Now I know why Dp thinks so bad of you if that is your choice of even more worse songs. Makes me glad I'm not DP.

[denneylaw]

6092848 dunno if you know these guys from YouTube but I vote you (if you haven't already) put in Alex side and mastermax888, please.