//------------------------------// // This is how you rap! Pony #109 & 110: Snips and Snail // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Bored. That's the word Deadpool thought of: Bored. He sat in the very back desk, struggling to keep himself awake as Miss Cheerilee discussed about Equestria's history. He was very lucky that the Cutie Mark Crusaders were there, though they were more interested in the lesson Miss Cheerilee was teaching. As much as he wanted to, he could't football kick both Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon to see who can go the furthest. UGH!!! We can learn this with those MLP Comics!!! We really can't rely on them. WHY NOT!?!?!? Because we'll be distracted with the pictures AND the show never acknowledges the comics Whatsoever. So the show will have a different explanation whatsoever. Deadpool groaned to himself and fell asleep on his desk. "Deadpool!" Cheerilee yelled. Deadpool snorted himself awake! All the kids laughed at him. The kids still snickered at him. "Deadpool?" Cheerilee asked "Have you been paying attention?" "Uh... yeah." Deadpool replied "If so, who was the King of the Earth Pony Kingdom before Sir Hooffington the great." "Uh... Sir Hoofington the not-so-great?" "... Correct! I'm glad to see you're learning!" "LIKE A BOSS!!!" Cheerilee walked to the front of the class. "Alright my little ponies! You know what today is?" It's Fri- NO!!! "SHOW AND TELL DAY!!!" All the kids yelled "Correct! Now Everypony, show us what you have and tell the class about it! And remember: No weapons!" "Aww!" Deadpool and the CMC groaned. "Well... I got my other self to show." Sweetie Belle said, taking Sweetie Bot out of her backpack. "I love myself!" Sweetie Bot spoke in it's robot voice. "I got Rainbow Dash's other self!" Scootaloo spoke, pulling the R-Dash 5000 out of her backpack. "Swag!" The robot said. "And I got this!" Applebloom added, pulling out an apple. "...Really?" Deadpool asked. "At least mine is a screamer." Deadpool sat through many of the kids presentations. The CMC showed off their stuff, Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo getting awed while Applebloom was just a groan, the two b***es showed off how great they were, and the rest were forgettable. The last three were Deadpool and Snips & Snails. When they got up, they rapped and it was so awful, Deadpool- "That rap was so bad," Deadpool interrupted "I think my cancer was doubled!!!" In Luna's room. Princess Luna's ears perked up as Deadpool said those words. "Why did we even say that?" she asked herself. She levitated a videogame controller and began to play Fallout 3 Cheerilee's school "Oh yeah!" Snips proclaimed "What you know about rapping?" "Yeah!" Snails added "You ain't hip as us!" "I ain't as hip as you?" Deadpool proclaimed "I'LL SHOW YOU HIP!!!" He pulled out two CDs and threw both into the R-Dash 5000 and Sweetie Bot's 'mouth' area. Music began to play as soon as the robots sang together, doing the robot dance. The Robots Deadpool Snips Snails intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic, Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic, Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic, Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic, Another dimension, another dimension, Another dimension, another dimension, Another dimension, another dimension, Another dimension, another dimension, Another dimension, another dimension, Another dimension, another dimension Well, now, don't you tell me to smile! You stick around, I'll make it worth your while! Got numbers beyond what you can dial! Maybe its because I'm so versatile! Style, profile, I said! It always brings me back when I hear, "ooh child"! From The Hudson River out to the Nile! I run the marathon 'til the very last mile! Well, if you battle me, I will revile! People always sayin' my style is wild! You've got gall, you've got guile! To step to me, I’m a rapophile If you wanna battle, you're in denial! Comin' from Uranus to check my style! Go ahead; put my rhymes on trial! Cast you off into exile! Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic, Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Jazz and AWOL, that's our team! Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene! When it comes to beats, well, I'm a fiend! I like my sugar with coffee and cream Well, I gotta keep it goin', keep it goin' full steam! Too sweet to be sour; too nice to be mean! Well, on the tough guy style, I'm not too keen! Trying to change the world, I will plot and scheme Mario C likes to keep it clean! Goin' to shine like a sunbeam! Keep on rapping, cause that's my dream! Got an A from Moe Dee for sticking to themes Now when it comes to envy, ya'll is green! Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine! Another dimension, new galaxy! Intergalactic planetary! Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic, Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic, Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic, Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic We're from the family tree of old school hip-hop! Kick off your shoes and relax your socks! The rhymes will spread just like a pox! Cause the music is live, like an electric shock I am known to do the wop! Also known for the Flintstone Flop! Tammy D getting biz on the crop (crop)! Beastie Boys known to let the beat "MMM, D-r-r-rop!" Now when I wrote graffiti, my name was Slop! If my rap's soup, my beats is stock! Step from the table when I start to chop! I'm the lumberjack, DJ Adrock If you try to knock me, you'll get mocked! I'll stir fry you in my wok! Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop! Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic, Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic, Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic, Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic, Another dimension, another dimension, Another dimension, another dimension, Another dimension, another dimension, Another dimension, another dimension, Another dimension, another dimension, Another dimension, another dimension The class stared in Awe as Deadpool was in his best gangster outfit. They clapped for him. "Thank you for that performance, Deadpool!" Cheerilee cheered "You made this the best show and tell ever!" "That!?" Deadpool asked "That wasn't my show and tell." The class murmured to each other. "Well... what is it." Deadpool smiled under his mask. Oh Don't it./color] DO IT!!! "HEY KIDS!!!" Deadpool yelled, pulling a gun to his head "WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY!?!?!?" Deadpool pulled the trigger, a bullet went through his skull, leaving a splatter of blood on the wall, and his body feel to the floor, limbless. The children stared at him for a few moments, then screamed, causing a wide panic at the school. Even Cheerilee screamed at what Deadpool did. Oh my god! So worth it!!!