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// Another Halloween/Nightmare Night Special. 
// Story: Deadpool in Equestria 
// by MrAquino 
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Nightmare Night settled upon Canterlot, and in Luna's room, Cadence put on the helmet of her Quarian suit, looking like Tali'Zorah nar Rayya from the Mass effect games. She looked in the mirror, seeing how beautiful, and mysterious, she looked.

"Hmm... maybe a weapon will sell this costume well." She spoke to herself, then turned to Luna's Closet. "I bet Luna wouldn't mind." She walked to it, then opened the door slowly... only to hear the voice of a demon.

"C̶̡̬̘̱̳̖̀̏͊̀͋͌͐̀͜͞ố͈͎̹̺͇͓̳̊̅͠m̧̨͍̗͔̙̠̀̄̆͛͗̕͜͝͡ę̸̡̲̜̰̲̤͗̇́̔͑̓͌̓̚͢͢ o̶̟̝͖̼͈̗̠͋͆̃͢͝͠ͅn̵̜̬̩̙̜̣̲̲̍̒̅͛͛͞͝ ĩ̢̨̛͎͖̠͍̿͂̑̌̊̒n̢͚̗̦̳͚͕͆͆́̈̕̚ͅ h̢͖̬̺̯̥̒̍́͌̍͗̈͒̆͂͢e̵̛̘̼̫̮̭̪̝̗̭̼̋͊̈̍̾͒̏͐͘r̷̛̪̥͙̟̆̎͋̑̐͟͝e̡̛͕̙͖̗̒̄͌̌̎̋̐͘͢" 

"AHHH!!! JIBBILEE JIBBILEE JIBBILEE!!!"


JIBBILEES 2.


Celestia and Shining Armor stood in the Canterlot gardens, helping Flurry get into her costume. Celestia was dressed up Armataratsu, Shining Armor was Commander Shepard, and Flurry was dressed up a little version of Garrus Vakarian.

"D'aww, she looks adorable!" Celestia cooed. "Get a picture, get a picture!"

"Uh... I don't have a camera." Shining replied. 

"You don't!?" 

"Yeah, sorry, but I need to find my wife and see how her costume's doing."

"Oh yeah, I think she's in my sister's room." 

"Thank you, Celestia." Shining began to walk inside. 

"And be sure you don't dig into Deadpool and Luna's stash of razor blade candy apples!" As soon as he was gone, Celestia glared at Flurry Heart. "... I hate you." Flurry babbled away, not even caring what her Aunt said.





"Honey? Are you ready?" Shining asked, opening the door. All he saw was Cadence on the floor, squirming while repeatedly saying 'Jibblies'. Shining screamed loudly. "CADENCE!!!" Then he felt something cold hit his shoulder, making his shiver. 

"C̶̡̬̘̱̳̖̀̏͊̀͋͌͐̀͜͞ố͈͎̹̺͇͓̳̊̅͠m̧̨͍̗͔̙̠̀̄̆͛͗̕͜͝͡ę̸̡̲̜̰̲̤͗̇́̔͑̓͌̓̚͢͢ o̶̟̝͖̼͈̗̠͋͆̃͢͝͠ͅn̵̜̬̩̙̜̣̲̲̍̒̅͛͛͞͝ ĩ̢̨̛͎͖̠͍̿͂̑̌̊̒n̢͚̗̦̳͚͕͆͆́̈̕̚ͅ h̢͖̬̺̯̥̒̍́͌̍͗̈͒̆͂͢e̵̛̘̼̫̮̭̪̝̗̭̼̋͊̈̍̾͒̏͐͘r̷̛̪̥͙̟̆̎͋̑̐͟͝e̡̛͕̙͖̗̒̄͌̌̎̋̐͘͢" 

Shining turned to see what it was, only to wind up shaking uncontrollably and repeating 'Jibbilies'.





In the Castle's main hall, Luna moved her claw hoof around, dressed up as Freddy Krueger. 

"And, just a little spin here..." She spoke, making each 'finger' move. "Huh, seems I've got the hang of this. Deadpool's phone rang. "Deadpool! Can you get that?"

"No way!" Deadpool replied. Luna glared.

"Deadpool, I'm busy making sure my costume works."

"And I'm busy not answering the phone!"

"Hmph!" She picked up the phone, only for it to hang up. "Oh great, you made me miss it."

"Hello, you've reached Deadpool, please don't call the cops!" Deadpool's auto answer spoke. 

"C̶̡̬̘̱̳̖̀̏͊̀͋͌͐̀͜͞ố͈͎̹̺͇͓̳̊̅͠m̧̨͍̗͔̙̠̀̄̆͛͗̕͜͝͡ę̸̡̲̜̰̲̤͗̇́̔͑̓͌̓̚͢͢ o̶̟̝͖̼͈̗̠͋͆̃͢͝͠ͅn̵̜̬̩̙̜̣̲̲̍̒̅͛͛͞͝ ĩ̢̨̛͎͖̠͍̿͂̑̌̊̒n̢͚̗̦̳͚͕͆͆́̈̕̚ͅ h̢͖̬̺̯̥̒̍́͌̍͗̈͒̆͂͢e̵̛̘̼̫̮̭̪̝̗̭̼̋͊̈̍̾͒̏͐͘r̷̛̪̥͙̟̆̎͋̑̐͟͝e̡̛͕̙͖̗̒̄͌̌̎̋̐͘͢" 

Luna began to bounce in place with wide open eyes and said 'Jibbilies' to herself uncontrollably. Deadpool entered the room, dressed up as the OTHER Wilson. 

"Oh Mooncheeks, I'm done not answering the phone!" Deadpool announced, oblivious to what Luna was doing. "Did you answer the phone?... Mooncheeks?... The f**k are you doing?... Are you playing a song?... Wait a sec! Is that Raspberry Beret? Wait, what's that!? You said you want me to go out by myself and leave you alone? Okay, if you say so!" He skipped away before taking his phone.





Celestia poked Flurry's belly, who was knocked out.

"And your stupid face! And your stupid... face!" Celestia growled, before stopping and seeing Deadpool. "Uh..."

"Hey PC! Hey Demon!"

"Well, if it isn't the thing that rivals Discord's annoyance. Aren't you supposed to be destroying my sister's life with your philosophy?"

"Nah, she's busy shimming and shaking and talking about giblets or something."

"Giblets? Wait, Deadpool, does my sister have the Jibbilies!?" 

"Uh, Tia, I know she's your sister, but that's a personal question you can't ask."

"We have to hurry! Shining Armor and Cadence are in grave danger!" Celestia ran into the castle. Deadpool looked at the napping Flurry Heart. 

"I hate you, Flurry."





Deadpool and Celestia peaked into Luna's room before gasping. Shining Armor and Cadence were hopping around, repeatedly saying 'Jibbilies' uncontrollably. 

"We've snowed in!" Deadpool shouted.

"No!!! We're too late!" Celestia corrected. "And I know's who's behind this!" Celestia walked to Luna's closet before opening it, revealing the decapitated head of Tirek.

"Yes! Sunlight!" The Cenataur head cheered

"Hey, I was wondering where he was in this whole fic."

"Nonono! Not the head of Tirek! There's usually this really horrible painting Luna made when we were fillies. It's some kind of Demonic Thestral holding a torch... why is he holding that Torch?" 

"Oh! You must mean the painting of M.A.Larson." 

"Wait! You know about it!?" 

"Yeah! Brotha called up Mooncheeks before I ran into you."

"Jibbilees Via phoneline!? It's worse than I thought!"

"Larson must be stopped!"





Fancy pants and Donut Joe stood near a table together, with Fancy Pants dressed up the Monopoly Man and Donut Joe as the Doomguy. Joe flipped some Terra cards over.

"Hm, the Clutch of Glaves." He spoke. "That means you should start sending some attractive mares to your dumpier friend." He flipped another card. "Ooh! And the Cult of Ray! That means you should seriously stop taking all the hot mares!" 

"Excuse me, but is that what the card REALLY mean?" Fancy Pants asked with annoyance.

"Don't look at me; the cards do not lie." He flipped another card, showing the M. A. Larson Demon. "Weird, I don't remember this being in here." A flash of lighting made the painting appear.

"C̶̡̬̘̱̳̖̀̏͊̀͋͌͐̀͜͞ố͈͎̹̺͇͓̳̊̅͠m̧̨͍̗͔̙̠̀̄̆͛͗̕͜͝͡ę̸̡̲̜̰̲̤͗̇́̔͑̓͌̓̚͢͢ o̶̟̝͖̼͈̗̠͋͆̃͢͝͠ͅn̵̜̬̩̙̜̣̲̲̍̒̅͛͛͞͝ ĩ̢̨̛͎͖̠͍̿͂̑̌̊̒n̢͚̗̦̳͚͕͆͆́̈̕̚ͅ h̢͖̬̺̯̥̒̍́͌̍͗̈͒̆͂͢e̵̛̘̼̫̮̭̪̝̗̭̼̋͊̈̍̾͒̏͐͘r̷̛̪̥͙̟̆̎͋̑̐͟͝e̡̛͕̙͖̗̒̄͌̌̎̋̐͘͢" 

Both Donut Joe and Fancy Pants were affected by the Jibbilees. 





Celestia and Luna ran to the soldier's bunks.

"Flash! Flash!" Celestia spoke. "We need all the weapons you have! Swords, spears, shields, rope!"

"And VHS Copies of Pumpkin Head 2-4." Deadpool added. Silence.

"Flash?" They looked around, seeing Flash Sentry on the floor, dressed up as The Flash, affected by the jibbilees.

"We've snowed in!" 

"Alright, Deadpool, we're all on our own. All the important ponies have been affected."

"But what about-"

"ALL THE IMPORTANT PONIES!!!" 

"What are we gonna do?"

"We have to hide! That thing's unstoppable!"

"And how?"

"... Ahem, we'll live underground and evolve into Mole-like creatures with crossed eyes and claws."

"Ooh! That sounds like a plan!" 





Discord was in the Canterlot bathtub, taking a bath while in his bath outfit

"Ah yes, when it's nightmare night and there's an insane painting running around, there's no safer place for a beautiful thing like to take a bath." Discord spoke to himself. "Sir, could you please pass the rubber ducky?" The painting was in the bathtub with him.

"C̶̡̬̘̱̳̖̀̏͊̀͋͌͐̀͜͞ố͈͎̹̺͇͓̳̊̅͠m̧̨͍̗͔̙̠̀̄̆͛͗̕͜͝͡ę̸̡̲̜̰̲̤͗̇́̔͑̓͌̓̚͢͢ o̶̟̝͖̼͈̗̠͋͆̃͢͝͠ͅn̵̜̬̩̙̜̣̲̲̍̒̅͛͛͞͝ ĩ̢̨̛͎͖̠͍̿͂̑̌̊̒n̢͚̗̦̳͚͕͆͆́̈̕̚ͅ h̢͖̬̺̯̥̒̍́͌̍͗̈͒̆͂͢e̵̛̘̼̫̮̭̪̝̗̭̼̋͊̈̍̾͒̏͐͘r̷̛̪̥͙̟̆̎͋̑̐͟͝e̡̛͕̙͖̗̒̄͌̌̎̋̐͘͢" 

"JIBBILEE JIBBILEE JIBBILEE!!!"





Twilight's old friend, Moondancer, Minuette, Lyra Heartstrings, Lemon Hearts, and Twinkileshine, all dressed up like they were in the 80's. 

"Alright girls," Moondancer spoke. "I think we're all safe in Twilight's old library. Let me get us something to read." She pulled a book out, only to reveal the painting. 

"G̵̜̪̼̣͎̅͒̒͐̓̕͢ư͍̭̳̫̮̒͌͆̈͒̆̉͢͠e̴̢͈̩͉̮̖̤̐̑̀̕̚s̛͇̗̟̻̯͔̅͋͌̍͌͛͡͞͞s̴̛̗͓̥̪̹̆̒̾̇̔͠͝͡ w̝̯̜̗͙̯̻͇̭̅͆̉̈̀̈̅̅̚h̹̘̳͙͉͓͕̓̇̄̀̂́̓̆̉ą̴̧̳̜̹̙̰͌̈́̿͗̕͢͡t̢̺̱̣̬̙̉̅͂̿͡?͔̜̪͔̠̤̹̟̦̼͋́̍̄̾͂̌͆ C̬̦̠̖͙̥̞͕̎̄̇͂̌̚͟o̷̡̻̫͉̲̗͖̒́̎̂͒͘͜͞m̢̞̖̞̤͍͙̑̔̈̊̎̉͂e̶̹̙̲͔̻͐̎̇̐̒̊̄͐̀ ǫ̙̟͔̜̯̫̹͔̒̓̑͐̓n̨̢̜̠͋̎̀̀́̚͘̚͢͡ į̨̰̲̘̏̈́́̂̋̎̕͟͠ṇ̡̼̬͈̓̊̀̇̒͜͡ͅ h̨̡͇͖̲̮̩̺̫̉̓̂͒̚̚ͅȩ̴̻̗͙̗̼͍́̒̈̅̄͜͢r̢͎̫̲̱̒̔̄̔̾͑̾̈́̇͝ͅe̶̡̞͚͔̻͉͒̇̑̉͌͗̈́!̸͇̣̼̣̳̳̮̬̃̒͌̆̉̒͢"

All the girls were affected, bouncing around and saying 'jibbilees!'. 





The painting stood in front of Derpy, dressed up as Celestia.

"C̶̡̬̘̱̳̖̀̏͊̀͋͌͐̀͜͞ố͈͎̹̺͇͓̳̊̅͠m̧̨͍̗͔̙̠̀̄̆͛͗̕͜͝͡ę̸̡̲̜̰̲̤͗̇́̔͑̓͌̓̚͢͢ o̶̟̝͖̼͈̗̠͋͆̃͢͝͠ͅn̵̜̬̩̙̜̣̲̲̍̒̅͛͛͞͝ ĩ̢̨̛͎͖̠͍̿͂̑̌̊̒n̢͚̗̦̳͚͕͆͆́̈̕̚ͅ h̢͖̬̺̯̥̒̍́͌̍͗̈͒̆͂͢e̵̛̘̼̫̮̭̪̝̗̭̼̋͊̈̍̾͒̏͐͘r̷̛̪̥͙̟̆̎͋̑̐͟͝e̡̛͕̙͖̗̒̄͌̌̎̋̐͘͢" 

"Í̡̢̥̟̟̗̜̩̓̆̈́̉ ḽ̯͔̩́̊̊͛͋̑͑̚͞ͅo̪̞̙̙̜͍̹͉̫̓̿̃̓͌̀̎̏v̨̢̨̩̼͚̜̞̯͑̾̔̀̒̍̀̊͟͡ȩ̸͙̘̹̝̬̦̝́̂͌͌̈ m̷̦̲̰͇̗͍̄̓͆̚͡ȕ̦̦̣̣̓̊͒͒̂̌̂̚͟f̶̟̹͍̰̬̩͎̽̆͛̽̾̒͐͐͟ͅf̶̨̺͎̬͕̬̃̓͆̃̎͂̽̕į̨̼͍͎̤͈̟̈̉͌̄̆̒̑͘n̜̮̮͎̙͕͎͉̓͊̌͐͗̊̕͞͝ṡ̷̩̪̞̬͚̘͗̂̏̈͆͜͞͠,̴̛̺̟͍̦̼͈͐̄͗́̈͐́̈́ ḑ̷̺̤͈̖̙̠̃̉̈͆̌̂́͒͛̔o͕͇͔̝̪̾̂̆̾̑̏̓̿̿͜͠n̨̡̬̤̺͔͙̜̳͑̈̃̔̌͋̎̿̕͟͡'̯̠̙͇͉͓̳͍̠́͒̾̂̓̌̈́̂̕͡ͅt̝̙͖͇͋̑͐̀̓̆̏͗̚͟͞ y̗̯̮̖̰̝̫͑̄̽̂̒̇̕͢͞o̸̹̪̹̞͉̝͌̈̎̀̿͂̓͢͞ü͓͓̟̞͍̗͒̈́̇͒̕͢͠?̖̮͇͖̟͈͕̭̊̉̈́̅̉̎ͅ"

"J̨͖͔̩͈̀̇̆͗͑͂̀̒͝͞ͅï̷̱͎̤͎̩̟̈̄̊̑͊͘b̡̗̟͔̞̐̄̅͂̆̓̈b̴͙͚̼͓̺̰̻̉̈́́͑́̏í̛̖̺̩̣̜̑̈́̽̌l̶̲̬͎̹̊̃̐͌̎͢ͅḙ̸̢̝̬̬̜̑͋̆͊̉̂̃̉͗͐e̼̯̭̞̬̿͋͐̾̑͘ j̧̠̺̮̩̹͉̏͌̌̾̈́̕ǐ̶̦̹̲͕̻̰̟̝͑̔̉̃͟͞ͅb̴̫̥̼̻̯͗̾̓̽̀͗͂b̹̳̙́́́͆͋͌̀͢ͅî̳̠͖̺͍̥́̎̀̃̾̐͞ͅļ̷̛̟̠̝͍̺͖̟̗̣̾̊̆̓̿̔̈́e̶͔̲̝̹̯̝̿̒̿̔͒̌̀̕̚͡e̶͇̫̹̖͈̅̉̽́̌ j̷̻̖͍̫̱̆̅̈̎̎͗̋͢͠į̨͕̠̹̻̗̔̏͐̀̉̿̽͘͝b̵̛̜̩̭̟̓̂̑̑͟͞͠b̵̜̜̠̼̝̜̲́͂̽̋̔̀́͌̚͠ͅi̴̱͚̖̗͔̦̟͚̙̤͆̓̃̌͋̊͠͡ļ̸͈̣͙͇̺̥̰̣͗̓͐̓̌͘͟ȇ̢̛͍͖͚̬̬͓̋̀̊̅͋̀̕͝!̡̡̪̳̣̮̠̻͎̿̓͐̄́͘!̴̢̨͚̲͈̝̣͖͇̏̽̃̆͡!̳̫̝̱̟̝͇̇̇̾̋͋̚͜͟"





Deadpool and Celestia hid behind the dumpster, where everypony in Canterlot was affected by the jibbilees.

"Now everypony has the Jibbilees!" Celestia exclaimed.

"Ahem!" Deadpool corrected.

"Ok, maybe a few escaped."

"Thank you so much!" 

"Well, I think it's time to raise the sun. Now please, watch my back and keep the painting away." She closed her eyes and focused all her energy to lift the sun. She heard heavy breathing in front of her. "Deadpool?" She opened her eyes to see the painting in front of her.

"C̝̬̯̜̜͐̀́͊̒͢͢ȏ̴̥̘̼̬͓͉̖̪̓̾̂̒͑̄̚͜͜͝͞m̶̧̳͔̱͎͈̭̱̠̌̂̒́͋̋̑e̵̡̨̳̫̬̲͇͊̎̒̇͌.̧͉̯̱̲̤̾̃͛̕͜͢͠.̠͍̠̰̥̜̺̍̇̐̋̕̕͘.̡͈̤̹̘͈͚̽̿̾̈́͌́͑̂̊͘ o̡̠̥̭͓̹͇͐͌͊͆͂̆̀͗n̷̡͉̪͈͈̞͖̱͋̌̾̄͊̑̒̕̚͟ͅ.̡̥͕͙̘̺̉͛̓͊̒̚̚͝.̴̧͉̹̙͈̋͋̈̈̑͑͜͠͠ͅ.̵̛̭̩͙͍̙̹́̓͐͑ í̡̞̜͇͔̄̂̂͒͘͝͡͠͠ͅn͖̫͍̬̰̫͓̟̓͑͒͒͞ h̷̞͉̤̻͓͓͔͙̑̓̔̾̊́͌͡e͙͈̘̪̫͍̝͍͑̉̈̅͠r̶̨̼̹͙̫̂͋͂̚͞ë͉̗͍̗͔̖͕͎̔͊̆̂͛!̸̡̯̝̬͖̗͇͖̟̏̆̋͆͗̕͢!̵̗̼͍̲̼̫̰̞̞̦̔͒̅̆̌̐̅͒!̸̡̡̮̤̦͓͔͚͍͋̇̽̍͒̏͛͋̕"

"... Not again." She hopped out from behind the trash can and screamed Jibbilees, throwing the painting perfectly in front of the dumpster. Deadpool came back with a sandwich.

"Sorry, was making dinner." He spoke "What did you say?"

"C̶̡̬̘̱̳̖̀̏͊̀͋͌͐̀͜͞ố͈͎̹̺͇͓̳̊̅͠m̧̨͍̗͔̙̠̀̄̆͛͗̕͜͝͡ę̸̡̲̜̰̲̤͗̇́̔͑̓͌̓̚͢͢ o̶̟̝͖̼͈̗̠͋͆̃͢͝͠ͅn̵̜̬̩̙̜̣̲̲̍̒̅͛͛͞͝ ĩ̢̨̛͎͖̠͍̿͂̑̌̊̒n̢͚̗̦̳͚͕͆͆́̈̕̚ͅ h̢͖̬̺̯̥̒̍́͌̍͗̈͒̆͂͢e̵̛̘̼̫̮̭̪̝̗̭̼̋͊̈̍̾͒̏͐͘r̷̛̪̥͙̟̆̎͋̑̐͟͝e̡̛͕̙͖̗̒̄͌̌̎̋̐͘!"

"Come right in there? Okay, if you say so!" He walked into the painting, seeing that it was a dark cave inside. "Whoah! This looks like those Crude, early 2000's Microsoft Paint animations you'd see on Newgrounds. Hello~! I came right down in here!" M. A. Larson appeared in front of him.

"Ȟ̸̛͇̟̺̞̫͈̹̖̻̂͊̇́̇̈͘ͅơ̸̗̭̰̺͍͈͙̗̭͐́̅͑̄̀̕ẃ̦̟͉̱̞̻͕͐̔́̆͊'̡͇͙̣̣̦͕̳͖̤̌̔͒̆͌s̡͈̥̜͙̳̯̹̾̒̂͛̌͟ ĭ̸̡̦̗͎̦̝̲͔͖̊̽̂̈͘͞ṱ̸̙͙̭̯̃́́̔̀̀̋͛̚͘ ģ̴̛͉̤͙̼͍̦̣̳̈͛̂͛̈̋͂̀̉ơ̝͍̰̟̠͉̲̗͇͂̋̍̄̈̒̆i̷̡̥̘̞͗͌͋̌͟͡n̞̠̮̤̟̾̃̀̍͌͘͝g̷̹̱̙̘̯͍̳̯̰̏̈́̾̾͜͝,̢̱̻͍̒̿̀̎̆̃͢ m̶̧̨̘͉̼̤͍̠͇̘̐͐̆̐̈́̊͆ă̷͉̙̣̲̦̜͓̈̅̀͆̒̔n̨̩͈̼̾̔̾̎͟͢͡͠?̵͉̠͈̲͔͍̯͓̹͐̍̋̾͑̿̆̀́͟"

"Pretty good, Creep Show. Is this your crib?"

"I̶̫͖̹̼̯̪̿́̑̈́̇͝͠t̶̛̤̩͕̗̱̬̙̿͐͋̐̃̿͐̃͢'̸̢̙̼͖̯̭͌͋͑́̔̓͜s̸̨̙̮̺̺̥̣̍̋͗͛̕͜ n̴̞̣̹̗͔̗͔̣̔͑̂̇̊̄͑͘̕o̶̥̠̪̥͍̜̊̄̊̍̀͘t̥̱̲͉̋̂̆̄̀̓͘͢͢͟͠ m̨͙͍̝̱̱̤̜̘̆̾͂̽̀͢ů̵̧̳̭̯͖͉͂͑̃̌̕c̴̯̠͔͓̤͖̖̻̆͆̔̄͐͑̍̕͜͡ͅẖ̢̢̨̯͈̭̟̯̹͆̒́̐̉,̶͎̼̰̝͕̩̦̾̿́̑̀͠ b̨̥̖̱̫͉̓̍͒̇̀̓̏̄̈́̇͢ͅủ̵̢͎͍̯̮͙͕͆̅͌̚t̸̬̫̗̰̥̤̝̩́̍̅͂͊ į̖͍̤͕̺͔̈́̃́͗̆͗͗̌̉͟͢t̵̢̢̹͎̜̙͎̍̂́̔͌̓͆͐͟͞'̶̫̭̖̲̟͚͉̈̑̿́̚̚s̴͈͉͉̝̭̺͚͗̆̎͂̄̂̋̃͢ͅ h̰̲̙̣̳̪̓̑͋̑̀ồ̵͉̹͔̖͓̬͌́̚m̵̢̛̠̝͔̩̹̹͙̳̃̆̇̏̂ȩ͖̙̭̙͈̋̎̓́͞.̡̛̞̖̲͆̈̄̾͆̑͑̃͜ Į̛̛͙̹̹̝̰͉̪͐͐̾̍͌͢͜͡ p̪͉̝̗̣͈͂̀̽̅͛͒̑̿ͅl̥̭̥̙̦̮̮̜̝̜̅̌͛̚͞a̵͇̰̥͓̅͛̽͂̉ͅṋ̵̡̢͉̩̀̎̉̏̀̂͞ t͉̤̳̰̺͉͇̅͆́̿͘ở̛͎̗̹͕͖͎̂͋́̂͜͟͝ r̵̢̯͙̖͍̲̟͙͂̾̇̋̚e̡̢̨͎̪͕̳͙͎̎͆͛͑̀̌d̶̢̨̡̜͎̰͓̈̌̄̿̀̽̾͘͘o̼̞̰͎͍̫̩̺̿͌̌͗̾̔̚̕͝ t̯̖̣̰͓̠͒́͆̒̐͊̈́͝͝h͚̬̼͖̭̞̪͖͋̓̃̓͢͞e̵̡̡͖͉͍͉̙͐͒̅͆̉͑̉͞ ḱ̪̟͔̘͚̏̃̐̀̑̒͑͝i̡͔̼͙͎̞̽́́̚͠ţ̖̫̣̰̣̐̎́̆̒̎͐ͅc̪͙͙̮̹̏̈͂̉̀͐̈́̊̀̕͢h̡͔͇̱͔͎͌͐̄̾̕͡ͅę̡̖̖̻̬̗̮͊̀̀̀͆͆͟͡͞ń̸̡͈̬͙̳̙͛̉̔̇̌̍.͓̝̖͇̪͗̌͌͗̇̀̀̃̕͞"

"Well, that's some great news. Listen, uh... why did you 'jibbilized' everypony here?"

"I̶̡̲̭̠̗͎̬͇̾̽͊̈͘͡ ǰ̨̫͕̥̤͙̇̇͒̂̎͘̕͜͡͝ư̶̧̢̰͚͇̰̪̍̑͛́̉͊͘͞ͅͅş͎͙͍̾̀͊̉̐̈́͒̉̆͟t̵̢̧̢͙̪̠̦̀̓̀̑̍͘͢ w̵̡͕͓̗̦̆͒̎̀̓̈́̋̚͜͜͟͡a̘̫̗͇̤̓̓͌͋͛̔̾̄̕͝n̶̛̛̰̹̹̠̜̼̬̈̓̿̃͐̎̎͟t̞̠̺̱̼͖̞̖̑̇́͋̈́̕͢ẻ̴̯̠͙̹̩̙͛̅́̑̕ḑ͔̘̘͙̖͆͒͑͌̍ s̶̛͈͎͉͍̱̬̍̉̃̿̽͑́̃̅͟o̼͎̤͚̲͗̋̋̎̈͝m̸̧̛̝̩̥͖̍̄̇̂̚̚͢͡ế̜̰̘̓͊̍͆̒̽͜͢͡͡o̢̺̰̘͇͇̼͐̈́̿̏̌́̇͠͞͝ň̛̥̗̼̘̹̞̟̬̭͕̀̂͛̃͠͝͡ė̴̝̤̠͎͙́͊̔͒̓̓͘̚͟͞ t̸̡̧͔̬͕̩͇̤͕̄͆͌̓̔ǫ͙̬͉̃͌̈́̔̓̐͜͞ ç̷̜̠̟̱̣̬̈̊́̅̅̑̕͟͝͞͠o̸͚̜̣̮̲͕̟̍̇̍̇͘͜ͅm͔͈̫̦͎̦͕̂̀̓͋̅͋͜ͅẽ̷̢̱̖͉̮̺͔̱̄̑̒͐̈́͛̚ͅ o̵͚̗̺͓̗̖͑̑̃̔́͞ň̢̢̩̰̠͇̦̥̒̓͑͊ i̶̢̖͖͎̬̍͆̇̊̔̑͌̈n̴̢̼̦̮̫͇̲̒̍̒̀̔̌̈́͐ h̶͔̫̲̬̠͕̩̪̉̽̑̈́͋e͔͚̯̥͈̹̭͕̎̒̇̅͒̏̍͐͗͝r̸̛͎̲̲̗̪̗̐̒̎̑͘e̻͔͔̝̤̻̘͌̽̃̍͆͒̓͠͝!̡͖̜͈̰̝͈̞̟͎̈́̾͛͞ I̴̝̳̱̫͍̪̮͇̋̀̒̄͐̄͋̉̏͌͟͟ l̡̠̣̠̲͐͌͆̃͘͢ͅo̗̰͇̰̠̳͑̇̋̚̚̚͠ͅv͉̜̬̻̺̟̼́̈́͛̃͑̊ͅé̵̝̣͕͓̜͎͇̖̏͌̌̔̊ t̴̢̘͇̱͉̠͕̥̲͐̍̔̈́͌͞o̵̡͈̤̹̠͙̪͐̿̐͐̄ e̵̬̼͇̝̖͌͌͐̎́̋ṇ̛̬̱͍͚̳̯̓̿̇́̃̋͢͟͞͞ṭ̢̙̜͓̮̎̈͛̀́̒͘͟ͅę̡̛̘̺̻̙̲̽̎͑͛͛̌r̴̮̹̪̠̝̣̪͚̼͂̿̎̾͊͐́̇͝â͕̮̮͇̥̹͔̔̎͒̐́͠͡͡i̴̠̥̪̫̩͕͖̰̼̼͐̎̇͌͠n̨̫̫̺͚̮̰̙̮̒̽͋͑͑͋̂̌̂͘ͅ!̠̣̩͍̠̦͋̋͂̄̃͜͝ͅ"

"What about that gal?" The Heavenly being herself, the Fausticorn, waved to them.

"Ț̡̧̩͉͓͉̣͇̆͒̋͊̿͐̅́̌̐ͅȟ̶̛͎̞̗͖̗̳̈̓̽͑ȧ̠̘̦̤̜͎̰̔̽̍̂͗͊̃͜͞t̶͎̦̝͚̆̑̏́͌͜͡ ģ̻̗͎͍̺͙͔̅̄̓̇͒͜͢͞i̵̢̨̠͉̳̦̻̜͑̈́̅̔̀͘͘r̡̪̥̮̉͒̋̌͊̈́̓̕͟͠͞l̡̛̜̙̮͆̌̆͛͟͢ h͓̘̪̝̃̀͌͊͘͜ā̶̧̧̪͍̥͚̃̌͗͘͠͡ş̨͈͇̼̳̬̆̏̍̒̑̀͢ s̯͈̬̞̮̗̈̃̌̽͐̕͡é̷̙̰̠̜̼̇́̀̈́͝͡͞r͖̯̞̯̙̅͊̽̾͢͟͝ī̶͇̼͇̰̘̓͌̇̚o̸̡̮̩̣̤͓̘̊̿̔̍̚̚ͅͅu̴̪̪̣̗̞̫͈̫͒̊͊̍͑̈̀̏̂ṣ͕͉͙̯͕̳̤̦͋͒͗̽͝͡ p̧̬̤̤͈̀̂̇̄̇͠ͅr̝͔̦͎̺̘̯̼̮̋̐̑̑̚o̷̡̡̘̰͖͙̞̝̫͊͊̽̓̕̚͜͞b̵͍̭͕̮̟̳̹̆͊̾͐̅̾͐͢l̵͚̱̹̖͒͆̂́̏͊͜͝͠è̗̫͔͎̼͚̦̥͔̅̐̃͌͆͊̅͡͠m̵̙̬͚̖̥̪̃̑͛̑̏͐͟͢͡ͅś͙̼̼͍̦̬̲͐́̍̅̏̽̊͟."

"Oh. Well, if you entertain ME, will you unjiblify everypony?"

"Y̸͓̠͍͕͍͖̘̒̿̾͗̋̉̅̔̄͢͟͠È̠̼̯̣͉̮̫̤̘̋͑̆͗̎̔̾͝ͅŞ̴̣͙̰͎̌̽̑̎͌͒̿͛͊͘͢!̵̘̖̺̦͖̞͉̩̔̏̈̉̐̑̏͊͟͟!̧̢̖̳͔̜̎͌̀͊̎ͅ!̷̦̻͙̺̥̂̊̿̀͌̇́̕ B̵̭͍͔͕͉̺̙͔̓̏̾̈̅͞ͅừ̻̹͙̞̩̤̅̚̕t̢̛̯̳̟̤̜̤̣̫͋͊͌̆̀̋̍̅̕ ÿ̧̻͓̙͇̩͚̮́̋̉̊̇͐̈̏ǫ̵̧͎̖̟̜̥͔̤̔̈̅̍͊͗͘͝ų͔̻̻̙͆̔̂͊͐̇̑̉ ḩ̵͎̖̼̘̫̗̣̟͗̀̒̃͊͋͡ͅḁ̵̡͚̪̮̯̓̉̾͌͜͝͝v̢͎̦̩̫͌͆̂̒̆̉̏͟͠ë̘̘̭̪́͆̇̽́̄͜͝ͅ t͓͙͍̯͓͚͆́͆́̏̆̚͞ǫ̨̟̭̘̯̞͓̹͉͒̀̐̓̄̊̆͠͞ s̷̞͖̳̣͉̩̳̟̿́͊̈͐̑́̎̎͜t̼̹͕̻̭͋̀̓͂͗̎͛̀͠a̠̩̻͉̣͌̅̉̔̀͌͘͝ỳ̳̳̘͎͚͖̩̿̾͐͌͗̓͢͟͟ w̛͉̖͙̮̩̭̱̔́̉̓̊͐̽̅̚͟i̧̛̦̣̠͕̻̱̜͚̲͆̔̉́̒͋͆͝͠t̨̢͖͕̪͈̺̗͙̄̍͆͝͠h͇̻̠͓̖̲͔͛̓͂̾́̊̌͡͠ m̶̥͍̗͖̮̙͊͊̓̋̐e̪̼̤̊͐̾̑͊͐̓̀̿̕͢͢ f̼̲̬͈̹̹͔̹͚̑̉̾͑͗ͅǫ̶̟̺͎̲͍͈̜͇́̍̀̋̍ŗ̴̛̺̦̜̞̰̉̏͒̀͂̂̍͋ a̸̡̝̙̯̖͈̻͍̘͑͋́̿̉̈́̈́̋̄͟l̶̥̫̰͕͖̰̑͆̄̑̔̌͠ͅḷ̸̟͖̥̱̤͔͇̀͂̇̐̒̕͟ e̪͈̮̟̪̩͎̜̍̆̈́̒̒̓̇͐͢t̷̡̜̲͎͉̘̻̗̬̪͋́̐̏͒e̶̝̭̫̫͉̻̜͔͈̟͆̏̉̎̿̿͘ṛ̶͎͙̞̤̜͔̫͊̍̍̓͊́́͂̕ņ̳̼̱̙̭̤̯̏͛̇̆͐̚͢͟i̱̪̩̓̂̆͆̕ͅͅͅt̛̗̮͓̤̳̖͇̹̏̃̎̏̾́͘͞y̮̗̫͉̰̞̳̯̟͋͛̀̅̈́̄̓͊͌͟!̧̗̯̤̮̩̟̖̍̽̎̓̀"

"Oh, no sweat. I LOVE Eternity!"

"Ṭ̛͍̱̠̼͚̰̀̐̎̀̓̾̕͢͡͠h̷̡͇̣̱̣̭̳͂͒͐̒̂͘͝ě̢̤̹̙͎͋̂̋̉̀́̕ņ̷̬̖͈͍͆̄̑̀̉͊̃̉ͅ i̸̪̻͈̣̐͆̓̉̌͟͡ţ̴̱͔̺̖͉̝̻͂̏͋͑̉́͠ i̶̜̯̟̠̻̟͙̼̹̊̀͋̎̔̅̓̓̕s̸̛̻̼̺͎̣̜̝̝̆̓͗̍̎͟ d̨̢̛̻̼̖̉̽͐̌͜͢͢͝ò̷̲̳͎̞̣̰͕͓͔͑̂́̚͘̚ͅn̸̡͚̣̹̝̘̏̀̎̾͑e͉̟͉̹̳̘̯̺̊̀̄́͐̚͞͞͡ͅ!̶͓̟̲̭̝̘͉͍̳̈͆̒̇̕͝ Ȩ̶͚͙̹̪͚̺̌̅͋̌́͢ŗ̶̨̨̩̥̣͓̻̬̿̿̅̈́͋̊̆̆̋̀e̡̳͙̰̙̩̘̼̓̾̈́̎̀͢ḩ̶̥̝̼̞̖͇͕͍́͗̆͊̀͑ ṅ̷̨̬̩̫̳̗̙̫͇͌̅̐̐̄̊͐̈́͝i̴̢͎̘̝̭̣̓͒͂̅͟͞͞ͅ ṉ̸̛̛͓͔̻̯̂̎̀̚͘͢͠͠͠ơ̵̧̫͈̩̗̭͑̓̅̍̈͑̑̕ e̶̡͓̭̬̺̖̓̀̾͒̔̇̉̓m̴̢̧͚̦͓̥̜̋̉̄̀̃̚͞ǫ̴̬̞̻̗̆̋̂̉͊͌̏͛͌͡c̗̮̠̗̼̹̫̲̖͔̐̎̉̇̃̋̑̾͝!̶̘̘̻͎̺̣̅̉̒̎̅̾̉̀̕͝ "





Celestia jibbilied away before stopping, breathing hard.

"The jibbilies are gone!? We're saved!" Cadence and Shining Armor walked in.

"Us too!" They spoke in unison. 

"Cadence! Shining! You're alright! Everything's back to normal!" Luna walked in.

"Has anypony seen Deadpool?"

"... Yeah, where is he?"





Inside Luna's closet, resting on Tirek's head, was the painting of M. A. Larson and his special guest, Deadpool, both sitting down and having a tea party. 

Why weren't we in this special!?

Well, now we're shoehorned in. Thanks a lot, idiot!