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// DAMN!!! Ponies # 157. That BIG mare! 
// Story: Deadpool in Equestria 
// by MrAquino 
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Deadpool and Luna woke up to the sound of knocking. Deadpool groaned as he stood up, but putting on a helmet, as he became similar to Young Metro, but with doors. He opened the door, holding the censor bar over his below the belt area. He was greeted with a canterlot guard. The guard was surprised to see Deadpool without anything on. 
"...Can I help you?" he asked. The guard blinked, but tried to regain his attention to Deadpool.
"Uh... yes... You and Princess Luna have been cordially invited to tonight's Grand Galloping Gala. We trust that-"
"I'M ON IT!!!" 



Deadpool and Luna wore their most fanciest clothing. The Merc, though still wearing his mask, wore the same suit he wore when he was introduced to Ponyville, and Luna... he couldn't help but find her beautiful with her new dress on.. Celestia came along, wearing her own dress
"Enjoying yourselves?" Celestia asked, but eyed at Deadpool.
"Very much, sister." Luna replied with a nod. 
"Yeah," Deadpool added. "And both of your dresses don't look like s**t."
"Deadpool..." Celestia growled. Luna chuckled. 
"Please, sister," she said "I too believe that our dresses weren't the best around."
"...Just... don't do it again, please?" 
"Of course, sunbutt!" Deadpool said. Celestia could only groan to herself as she made her way around the gala. "...Psst... Luna?"
"Yes?" she replied
"Wanna ditch this party and f**k in the kitchen?"
"Deadpool!"
"What!? I get bored at these fancy parties. And I doubt the cake here is going to last long with your sister around."
"What would you like to do, then? As much as I want to, we can't have sex all the time; I need some time to feel it again."
"...Next week for sexy time?"
"...Next week."
"Sweet! So... want to dance?"
"Oh please, I may enjoy sex with you, but dancing with you will make me the biggest joke around."
"Ha! You should know that while I'm a five time winning Ratchet dancer, I know how to dance very fancy like."
"Pfft. You're very terrible at lying."
"Oh yeah. What shall we dance to?"
"...Tango."
"And we shall." 
"Wait... what!?" Deadpool held onto Luna's flanks with both hands and they teleported to the ball room. All the ponies around gasped as they saw Deadpool groping Luna's flank. The princess of the night could only blush, but she stomped on Deadpool's foot. He released her and hopped ariund on one foot for a while, but got back up. He turned to the Orchestra band. 
"Yo! Tango! And here's the cash!" The threw a wad of cash at them. The band just blinked, shrugged, and selected the right notes to play. 
"Deadpool! What are you-?"
"Why, we're gonna tango, my dear princess. Let them gaze and awe as you can balance on your hind, and sexy looking, legs, as we dance!"
"But, I can't-"
"Never say never. ... And I'm not quoting Justin Beiber, but Fievel from An American Tail." He picked up Luna and head her stand on her hind legs. 
"Wha-!? Deadpool! I-"
"Don't think. Just let the music flow through you." Then the music began to play. Luna took a deep breath and calmed down. Unbeknownst to the band, Vinyl appeared with them on her DJ track.






The crowd stared, then cheered for the unlikely couple. Luna regained her focus. 
"Deadpool... I'm... sorry for not trusting you." Luna apologized.
"Eh, don't worry," Deadpool replied "that's the same thing that I felt with Black Widow."
"...Who?"
"Eh, just a crush I had back home, but she's nothing compared to you, my sweet. Luna." She blushed, but smiled. She perked her lips. Deadpool, taking the bottom of his mask off, perked his lips, ready for a kiss.
"OH MY GOSH!!! BE MY BOYFRIEND!!!" A loud mare shouted. Deadpool jumped, looking around. 
"GAH!!! What aw that!?"
HOLY S**T!!! IT'S HER!!!
"WHO!?!?!?"
That one Large mare that wanted the princess dress.
"...You mean?"
LOOK OUT!!! PONY HONEY BOO-BOO!!! 
Crashing through everypony else like a train was, indeed, that large mare. 
"BE MY BOYFRIEND!!!" She yelled 
JESUS CHRIST!!! She's huge!!!
She can eat us! She's bigger that us and probably on top of the food chain!
"LET'S GET OUT OF HER BELLY!!!" Deadpool finished, turning and running away!
"COME ON!!!" That large mare shouted, giving chase. The result was something similar to Temple Run... or the one that started it all, Pepsiman

At the end of the hallway, Discord painted on what was an elevator. Sonata & Flufflepuff stood next o him, both wearing fake mustaches.
"Wait... what are we doing again?" Sonata asked 
"Oh, the Narrator has made SOMETHING for one of his online friends & helpers, and it requires an elevator."
"Why, though?"
"Hm... probably because of some other fanfic he made that she's helping and he wants to return the favor by making this chapter lead to her and Deadpool hanging out together for a bit as they experience some random stuff on each 'floor'."
"...What?"
"ptthhpttphppthptttpphpttphpth." Fluffle Puff 'Spoke'.
"Oh! Now I get it! Can I join?" 
"No." Discord said. "But now, we disperse!"
"Where are we going?"
"Wherever we're needed!" The three disappeared as Deadpool turned the corner. 
"AN ELEVATOR!?!?!? HERE!?!?!?" He asked himself.
We better take it! I can hear her near us!
The Large mare turned the corner and followed after him!
She's near us!
"Oh god! Why!?!?!?" He pushed the button for the door to open. He turned to see the large mare lunging at him, though not very graceful at it. He screamed as her shadow fell onto him. The elevator dinged and he entered it, but a white door appeared in front of the mare, making her crash, followed by a pink blur hitting him.



To be continued... in another fanfic