//------------------------------// // Brotha from anotha mutha: Another Changeling: Pharynx // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Deadpool ran to the Changeling Kingdom in the same fashion as Sonic the Hedgehog or Naruto. Though, he jumped and hid behind the various boulders and bushes, acting like the ninja he was. We ARE ninjas! We're many things. It wasn't until Deadpool found his target: A changeling that looked liked Thorax, but was dark green, had smaller, red antlers, with a dark blue wing shell that had red wings & a tail. "Target acquired." Deadpool spoke, cracking his knuckles. "Time for action!" He jumped out of the bush and fell to the Changeling. "PHARYNX!!!" The changeling quickly reacted, grabbing Deadpool's left foot and slamming him to the floor. "A-HA!!! A wannabe assassin! You've failed, Mr... Deadpool?" "That's my name, don't wear it out." Pharynx released Deadpool. "What were you doing?" "Starting this chapter with a cheap laugh." "... O...kay..." "And I think we should have a one on one time together!" "...You mean like a fight?" Pharynx cracked his neck. "I may have changed, but I'm sure I can still beat you up like my old form." "Oh no, I think you and I can be a great duo." "A duo? What do you mean?" "I heard there's some nasty spies around here, and they need to be taken care of!" "... Where are they?" Both Deadpool and Pharynx were in the toddler area. Pharynx stood with an unamused face as Deadpool had fun booping the various baby changelings. "So... who's the spy?" Pharynx asked "One of these equally gross and cutiepies!" He booped another one, making it giggle. I am both in awe and disgusted by them. Ditto. "But if you think," Deadpool continued. "The spy may be around ponyville..." "I have to stay with my hive." Pharynx replied "Oh, it's alright, I think I have video evidence." Deadpool teleported away before returning with a TV set, a DVD player, and a copy of The Notebook "He's in here somewhere." 1 Viewing later. Deadpool teared up at the ending, though Pharynx just sat next to him with a bored look. "It's so beautiful!" Deadpool cried "Boring." Pharynx replied with an eye roll. "Now where's the spy?" "I saw him in there... but I couldn't help but cry!!!" "Ugh! This is a waste of time!" Pharynx got up and began to walk away. "Wait! I have an idea where he's at!" "I swear, if it's-" They both sat at a picnic in a canyon, complete with tea and cucumber sandwiches. "Care for some more sugar?" Deadpool asked, dressed up as a lady. "... No." Pharynx got up and left. "Wait! Come back! I know where the spy's at!" "WHERE!?!?!?" "They're right here!" He held up a picture of an Anthro Luna that was very busty. Deadpool and Pharynx stood about a quarter of a mile away from each other, staring down each other. The Changeling had the fire of his warrior in his eyes, while Deadpool... he just stared at the image, drooling a bit. "Even though I've changed for my brother," Pharynx began. "there's nothing that will quench my thirst for action! And you've failed to deliver!" "... Mmm... big jugs..." Deadpool murmured to himself "Do you take anything serious!? All those tales on how you're a monster in battle... it's a lie!!! You're a phony!!!" "... I'm sorry, were you saying something?" Pharynx remained silent. He stood up on his hind legs, his wings opening with the sound of a buzz , and got into a combat stance. "You have dishonored me too far, Deadpool. I will get it back when I rip your heart out!" Faster than Drake's 0 to 100, Pharynx launched himself at Deadpool with a high kick. Deadpool bent his knees and leaned back, similar to Neo from the Matrix, without the unnecessary, philosophical diarrhea and verbose. The Changeling was a bit taken back and redirected his flight patch back to the Mercenary, going for a Roundhouse kick. Wade ducked underneath with a goofy smile. "You think this is a game!? Try this!" He flew into the sky and came down with a drop kick onto Deadpool's head. Deadpool teleported away, leaving Pharynx to slam the ground, leaving a small crater into the floor. The Shockwave made Deadpool go into the air, who saw green flames below. Pharynx fired a beam of green fire at Deadpool, who teleported away, leaving a cave in the side of a nearby mountain. Deadpool landed a few feet in front of Pharynx, seeing the new cave made. "That was close." He replied nonchalantly. "My clothes almost got burned." "You think you're SO cool and fast!? I'm cooler AND faster than you!" Pharynx slammed his hooves to the floor and his wings buzzed so fast, it sounded more like a chainsaw at it's peak rather than wings from a beetle. He charged at Deadpool. Deadpool teleported away, though Pharynx seemed to get a pattern of where he was going to appear in, making more small craters, but lead Deadpool to one of the walls of the canyon. It became apparent to Deadpool that he was cornered, and blocked all of Pharynx's punches, until he teleported out of sight again, leaving the changeling confused as to where he went. Pharynx turned around, seeing Deadpool run away while wooping like Zoidberg. Anger consumed the changeling as he landed right in front of the human, covered in his green flames, slammed his forelegs together, and quickly charged a larger beam of said green fire. "DIE!!!" He blasted away, practically melting the rocks away... until he felt a tapping on his left shoulder. Pharynx jumped as he saw Deadpool right behind him with a bag of marshmallows. "Sorry, couldn't find the crackers or chocolate." Deadpool spoke. Pharynx tried to punch Deadpool, only for him to teleport behind his right side. "You're... good... I'll... give you... that." Pharynx breathed hard. "But this... this is ridiculous! Nopony could dodge all my moves... not even Chrysalis herself could best me at what she had taught me. I'd rather die fighting than being knowingly mocked by you! Why don't you fight!? Fight me! End it if you want, or otherwise-!" Deadpool teleported right to his face. "Boogidy-Boo!" Pharynx jumped back before doing a roundhouse kick, though Deadpool teleported right behind him with his firsts ready. "What the-!?" 1千ブームの運命。 Deadpool's indexe fingers popped out of his fists and he began to rapidly boop Pharynx's muzzle. Only after a few seconds did a confused Pharynx feel the mighty impact of the boops as one giant boop, launching him into the side of the canyon, and leaving an indent on the wall. He wheezed in defeat before falling down, passed out. "You wanted something awesome, and I gave it to you." Deadpool replied. "... Hope we can do this again, Pharynx!" He skipped away while humming a lovely tool, but stopped as his phone rang. He answered it. "Yellow?... A crossover?... With what?... Ooh! I can't wait!" He hung the phone. "See me in LWT with Discord!"