Deadpool rolled off the roof, falling onto the ground face first.
WHO DID THAT!?!?!?
Somepony's gonna die Tonight!!!
"Ahh... a lovable kill!" a creepy voice spoke, laughing maniacally. "Are the townsfolk's here any different?" Deadpool got up, cracking his back.
"You suck at killing!!!" Deadpool yelled. A loud *Thump* was heard right behind him, and, after turning around, he saw the would be killer: it was a perfect white stallion with a black, messy mane & tail, and his cutie mark was that of a knife with blood coming off of it. His eyelids were gone, giving the illusion that he had sort of had full on attention eyes, and the sides of his mouth were carved, showing some flesh, but made it look like he was smiling.
"A Survivor, eh? No problem... I'll just stab you some more!" Deadpool stared at the pony, who held a knife in one of his hooves and began to walk to him, still 'smiling'. He started to, first giggle, then chuckle, and finally, he went into full laughter falling to the floor! The killer pony stopped and gave it's best to make a confused look.
"Oh man!!! Are you seriously a ponified version of 'Jeff the Killer'!?!?!?"
"...Ponified?" Jeff looked down and nearly jumped at his own hooves. "What the-!?!?!? Am I... a horse?"
"A pony!"
"... Oh well, might as well get used to this. NOW DIE!!!" Jeff kept to Deadpool and began to stab him in the chest!
"AUGH!!! Stop!!! Oh! I'm dying! I see the light! Is that heaven? No! It's hell! NO!!! WORSE!!! IT'S ADAM SANDLER'S MONSTER: HAPPY MADISON PRODUCTIONS!!! DON'T TAKE MY COMEDY AWAY YOU FOUL BEAST!!! DON'T TAKE MY COMEDY AWAY!!!"
"Why... aren't you dead yet?" The two stopped and looked at Deadpool's chest, seeing it heal fast. Jeff tried to make a freaked out face, but, as you can guess, only looked liked a one dimensional drawing on a character smiling 24/7.Deadpool laughed at his sight, mocking the killer.
"INSTANT HEALING MOTHU F***A!!!" He teleported, standing next to the killer "Almost forgot about this: 'My name is Jeff!'"
"...What!?!?!?"
"My name is Jeff!"
"...Why are you-"
"My name is Jeff!!!"
"...Can you-"
"My name is Jeff!"
"What does that even-"
"My name is Jeff!!!"
"Are you really planning on-"
"My name is Jeff!!!"
"Seriously! Stop-"
"My Name is Jeff!!!"
"STOP IT!!!" Jeff pulled out his knife and sliced Deadpool's leg, causing him to fall to the floor! With his knife, he stabbed Deadpool in the face multiple times!!! After a couple of minutes, Jeff relished in his victory with a deep-cuts-in-the-face Deadpool.
"Hey!" Jeff screamed a bit, seeing his face heal.
"YOU'RE STILL NOT DEAD!?!?!?"
"But of course! I know your weakness... 'Jeff'!"
"...What!?!?!?"
"Lemon and tangerine juice!!!"
"...How is that- OH GOD!!! MY EYES!!!" Deadpool squirted two packets: a lemon and a tangerine into Jeff's eyes, and the killer got up and touched his own eye balls, only to scream louder.
"Ha Ha Ha!!! Not so smart to cut off your own eye covers, eh?"
"IT HURST!!! IT HURTS SO BAD!!! I HAT YOU SO MUCH MR... MR-"
"My name is Jeff!!!"
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" Deadpool watched as Jeff carried a knife up to his own face and stabbed himself in the brain! He fell to the floor, limp, and was now dead.
"...poor Jeff... he was so young and... a bit more sane than me."
Probably.
Definitely!
"Oh well... a quick selfie and burial couldn't hurt!" He picked up the corpse and took a selfie, removing the knife before taking the picture. For the burial... well... Deadpool dug a hole just enough for Jeff's body, but having his head stick out.
Why is his head still up!?!?!?
"Duh! So he can breath!!!!"
I don't think he'll need to breath in hell.
"...Yeah... I suppose you're right. Goobye, Jeff, you'll be remembered in Creepy Poosta as a short lived meme, and as a vine trend thanks to 22 Jump Street."