//------------------------------// // Luna Fanbase. Pony # 30 and 31: Nightmare Moon and Woona. // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// The children he lied on sprinted towards ponyville. Some ponies began to exit their homes and looked out, seeing a swarm of young ponies running to them. Some of the older ponies began to tear up, seeing their children gone for such a long time. A beam of light came over Deadpool with some kids, and he was lifted up into the sky, though the kids were left alone. "Where are you going!?!?!?" A child asked "Do not fear, Children." Deadpool replied, mimicking Morgan Freeman "I must go: my people need me!!!" He lifted one arm into the air and was levitated at super speed, breaching planet's orbit!!! Deadpool, now in space, saw that he was heading towards the moon: the same place where ad been Luna had been banished in for 1000 years!!! Are we being banished for 1000 years? Highly unlikely: we saved those kids from the Slender-pony's evil grasp. "That thing was evil? I thought he was just gay and wanted the D." ...why? We gotta get outta!!! Quickly: A use a horrible joke Adam Sandler will use in another one of his cash grab movies!!! "Got it!!!" He flenched his buttcheeks with a loud grunt. What came out was a fart SO LOUD, that it woke everyone up on the planet's surface, broke every mirror & glass, and, for no reason why, Tirek's decapitated head came back to life (with the CMC near him). On Equestria. "What the-!?!?!?" Tirek asked "I'm... alive!?!?!?!? YES!!!" "AUGH!!!" Applebloom screamed "That freakin' centaur's still alive!?!?!?" "And it smells bad too!!!" Scootaloo added "TAKE THIS FOR COMING BACK ALIVE AND FARTING!!!" Sweetie Belle yelled, hitting the head over & over with her staff. "AUGH!!! Stop!!!" Tirek's head begged "I can't fart!!!" "Yeah right." Scootaloo replied "Hold up," Applebloom said with a grin "I got an idea." In a few moments, Sweetie Belle was in a referee outfit and both Applebloom & Scootaloo were in football gear. Scootaloo held onto the head and Applebloom rushed over to her and football kicked the head!!! Tirek went through a goal that was made with some hockey sticks. "This is torture beyond Tartarus level." Tirek grunted to himself. Back to the Lost Adam Sandler movie script for... Grown ups 3. Deadpool got out of the magical wormhole, going more into deep space. What did we eat!?!?!? "I eat pears." Deadpool replied to himself in his best Rick Ross voice. "Now I'm s***ing all like that." You do realize about gravity, right? I don't follow. Easy as this: we're still anding on the moon. "What do you-" Before he could finish, he fell down to the moon's surface, rolling on the floor roughly before crashing into a large boulder. "Oh- I get it!!!" "There you are." a villainous woman's voice was announced. Deadpool turned around and, standing in front of him, was another pony: she stood as tall as Celestia, had cat like iris's, had Princess Luna's mane, and was almost as black as the night. "OH S**T!!! Luna's on her period!!!" "Luna? No, I am NIGHTMARE MOON!!!" "... that's my second guess." "I have summoned you to-" "Take out the Mane 6, destroy the elements of harmony, kidnap or kill Celestia with the exception of armed guards, and make nighttime eternal." Nightmare froze in place and gave a questioned look. "How did you-?" "Look, you're a bit... one dimensional." "One dimensional?" "Until we learned you're actually the altered form of Princess Luna, you were just another villain that wanted to take over the world. Seriously, you villains ALWAYS develop the worst plans to take over the world!!!" "Alright then... how would YOU do it?" "Hey! don't ask me, I don't plan on world domination." "...why?" "When you rule everything, what's there to earn anymore?" She froze and stared into the distance. "I... never thought of that before." "Exactly!!!" "But there is one fault." "What is it?" "I'm not Luna, or, might I say, Luna isn't a part of me anymore." "...really?" "Yeah. Kinda hard to explain, but I came after you arrived." "... was there anypony else?" "Yeah. Come on out!!!" A cave was in the distance, and another pony came out: she looked like a young Luna, being somewhere between the twin's size and the CMC size, she was mostly gray all over the area, and she had both a small jewel piece and crown. "Woona!?!?!?" "That's her name?" "Oh S**T!!! My life is a living Moonstuck!!!" "...what?" "Nevermind, how do we get outta here?" "I can help!" Woona spoke in a squeaky voice. They both gasped and looked down at the filly. "There's a wocket ship that is powered by my cuteness!!!" "...and you never informed me on this?" nightmare spoke in an annoyed tone. "You never allowed me to speak. We both snuggled a lot." Nightmaregh, there was a blushed a bit. "How sweet." Deadpool commented, picking up the foal and petting her mane. "To the Rocket ship!!!" They all ran into the cave and, sure enough, there was a rocket large enough for the three to fit in! "Before we go, I say we should all take a selfie together." "A selfie?" the mares asked "It's a picture." "Sounds nice." nightmare commented. "My cuteness will be stored!!!" Woona exclaimed. The three got into the frame together and the picture was taken. They went into the ship and were fired back to Equestria!!! They had a rough landing, but they made it into a road that connected Manehatten to Canterlot. Deadpool pushed the door out of the way and they all exited. "Well," Deadpool said "it was nice meeting you. Where will you go?" "... I have no clue." nightmare responded "I wanted you to take over the world, but after seeing your perspective, I have no idea where to go next." "Don't forget me!!!" Woona added "Right... well... Go to Canterlot and find Princess Luna. Tell 'er that I sent you two for help, got it?" "We do." the two responded. Nightmare Moon levitated Woona onto her back and began to walk on the road towards Canterlot, before the two disappeared in a shadow. "That certainly was... anticlimactic. Are you getting tired, MrAquino?" No... shut up.