//------------------------------// // Hello everybody, my name is *Jeff!* Pony # 69: Markiplier. // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Deadpool fell from the sky, passing the clouds and falling straight to the ground. Luckily, he wasn't anywhere near the forest, where he could land in poison joke and have something horrible happen to him as a joke (turn into an 'IT'... like Justin Beiber, maybe?). Anyways, Deadpool free fell not into the woods, but a plain open field that another pony was at. This pony was a light tan stallion with a short, curved up mane & tail, completed with a black T-shirt, a pink gentleman mustache, and a cutie Mark that was the letter 'M', all in capital, red, and made to look like it's 8-Bit. The stallion curved his pink mustache, but was curious on what's going on, where is he, and why is he in this particular area. *SPLAT!!!* The body of Deadpool fell right in front of the Stallion's hooves, just a few inches away. "HOLY BALLS!!!" The stallion yelled. Deadpool right arm & hand flailed in the air a bit, before grabbing onto his own head and lifting it off the floor. Deadpool looked into the stallion, who carefully stepped back from him. Hold on! That mustache looks familiar! Of course it does. His name is- JEFF!!! ...We're still using that vine joke? Why wasn't it famous BEFORE the movie came out!?!?!? HUH!?!?!? Explain that, Viners!!! My name is Jeff!!! YOU STUPID MOTHER F***ER!!! THAT'S- "MARKIPLIER!!!" Deadpool yelled, standing up all healed. "...Wait a minute," Mark spoke "you just fell from the sky and splatted all over the floor." "Yeah!" "And... you're now standing?" "Yeah!" "...All healed?" "Cut to the case." "Are you... Deadpool!?!?!?" "The one and only!!!" "Hold on! Aren't you owned by Marvel, and isn't Marvel owned by Disney?" "Yes and yes!" "But... we are in the land of Equestria." "And how do you know that?" "Well, for starters, I have been turned into a Pony! I'm just wondering how I know how to walk on all 4 legs right now, especially when I have my fly pink mustache on! Second, I have seen ponies everywhere, from the super shy Fluttershy to the cross eyed Derpy. And to clear this all up between us, I am NOT a Brony! I don't hate Bronies, I'm just not interested in the show." "All understandable." "And how did I end up here!!! Last thing I remember doing was playing 5 Nights at Freddy's 3, just moments away from a jumpscare!" "Oh don't worry, a lot of other people are experiencing what you're through!" "Wait! Really!?!?!?" "Yeah!" "Like who?" "HELP!!!" a familiar swedish duck yelled from above "I'm being kidnapped!!!... Or ducknaped!!!" The two looked up, seeing Pewdiepie being carried by his tail, which was held in Sibsy's mouth. "Wait a minute... PEWDIEPIE!?!?!?" "MARKIPLIER!?!?!? HELP ME!!!" "I'm coming!!!" Pewds girlfriend yelled, still running on her hind hooves, followed by two yapping pugs. "Sibsy!!!" Mandopony yelled, following Pewd's lover. "Drop him!!! That is not a duck!!! That is a famous 'Let's Play' guy on Youtube!!!" "YES!!!" Pewds yelled "Listen to the not-so-handsome-or-fabulous-pony-compared-to-me stallion!!!" "Hold on," Deadpool spoke "I got this." Deadpool looked down and, as you can guess, a duck waddled between the two. Deadpool quickly snatched the duck and squeezed it, causing it to release a *QUACK!!!*. Sibsy's ears perked up and she turned to Deadpool, seeing only the duck. "DUCKY!!!" Sibsy yelled. She dropped Pewdiepie, causing him to fall, but luckily, his girlfriend caught him, even if it was rough. Deadpool threw the duck into the air and Sibsy caught it, landing just a few inches away from them, petting her duck. "Is she like that?" Mark asked "Probably not back home," Deadpool replied "but here... yeah... she's bat-s**t for ducks." "Come on Ducky." Sibsy spoke, petting the duck "let me hear you quack!" The duck stared at Sibsy and did this that surprised her: "...This world is so weird!!!" Markiplier yelled "It is!" Pewds agreed, walking with Marzia and holding Edgar in his front left leg. "But I like it!!!" "WHAT!?!?!?" "These ponies know how to fabulize me, and you know how much I enjoy being FA-BU-LOUS!!!" "And I enjoy if for now being a cute pegasus!" Marzia replied, smiling a, well, cute smile "And look! I can fly!!!" She flapped her wings and floated off the ground a bit, but quickly landed "Well, kinda. I need to practice." "So... none of you want to go home!?!?!?" Mark asked "Oh, we do! We just don't know... how, per say." "I already know: Hey! Celestia! Send me home mother f***er!" "You know this land!?!?!?" Pewds asked "NO!!! I know this land as much as you, Pewds!" "Oh... but, it can't hurt to know this land better, should it?" "I have no idea. Deadpool? Found a way for us to get info!" "TO TWILIGHT'S CASTLE!!!" Deadpool yelled They were all in front of Twilight's castle just like that. "...I'm not even going to question why." Markiplier spoke "Ah yes," Deadpool spoke, pulling out his phone "care... for a selfie?" "A selfie!?!?!? Why!?!?!?" "2 Reasons: 1) to Cherish this memory and 2) When it's sent to Facebook, my old buddies will wonder where I'm at, and where you're all at! So, if I'm guessing right, this will take... a couple of weeks for them to build a portal and get us outta here! How's that sound?" "...Fine!" "Just look on the bright side: No Five Nights at Freddy's animatronics around!" Probably until the next chapter. SHUT THE F**K UP!!! Deadpool took his Selfie with a mustache stroking Markiplier. The door to Twilight's castle opened, as a mare stood there wearing a hazmat suit & carrying a bunch of tools. "Oh!" The mare spoke through her helmet "Deadpool! Are you... hit with poison joke?" "Nope!" Deadpool replied "Huh... I see you still have those butterfly wings." "Yep!" "And... new ponies I presume?" "Definitely." "Are... that like the couple who claim to be from a different world?" "Exactly." "...Alright. Come on in you guys, I'll get this suit off." Mark, Pewds & his girlfriend, carrying their pugs, walked inside "Say, are those pugs?"