Deadpool sailed across the Equestrian Sea on a yacht that he 'borrowed' from the chairman of the board of Warner Bros. As much as he wanted to stay with the Warner Brothers, and the Warner Sister, he had to continue his adventures in Equestria.
And we want the attention!
W***e.
Of Course, being Deadpool, the Taco squad was with his, along with their newest member, Surprise. Deadpool and Discord wore navy uniforms, but Sonata was dressed like a biker, Pinkie was a Native American/Indian, Flufflepuff wore a Fix-it-Felix outfit, and Surprise was a cowboy. Wait a minute... is this-?
It is.
HIT IT!!!
In the Navy by the Village people played as they repeated everything in the music video. Deadpool blew into a whistle as everyone else followed, clapping together.
♫Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet?♫
♫In the navy!
Yes, you can sail the seven seas!
In the navy!
Yes, you can put your mind at ease!
In the navy!
Come on now, people, make a stand!
In the navy, in the navy!
Can't you see we need a hand!?
In the navy!
Come on, protect the mother land!
In the navy!
Come on and join your fellow man!
In the navy!
Come on people, and make a stand!
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)♫
♫They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit!♫
♫If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast!
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast!
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing!
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea!♫
♫In the navy!
Yes, you can sail the seven seas!
In the navy!
Yes, you can put your mind at ease!
In the navy!
Come on now, people, make a stand!
In the navy, in the navy!
Can't you see we need a hand!?
In the navy!
Come on, protect the mother land!
In the navy!
Come on and join your fellow man!
In the navy!
Come on people, and make a stand!
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)♫
♫They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit♫
Who me?
♫They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit♫
But... but... but... I'm afraid of water.
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on the TV!
♫They want you, they want you in the navy♫
Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a submarine?
♫They want you, they want you in the navy♫
♫In the navy!
Yes, you can sail the seven seas!
In the navy!
Yes, you can put your mind at ease!
In the navy!
Come on now, people, make a stand!
In the navy, in the navy!
Can't you see we need a hand!?
In the navy!
Come on, protect the mother land!
In the navy!
Come on and join your fellow man!
In the navy!
Come on people, and make a stand!
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)♫
"...That was fun!" Surprise spoke "Is this what you guys do all day!?"
"Eh, pretty much." Deadpool said. "Though I'm sure you guys do... whatever it is you do when I'm not around."
"PARTIES!!!" Pinkie cheered.
"Chaos!" Discord said, twiddling his claws together
"Tacos!" Sonata said, her mouth stuffed with Tacos.
"PTHHTHTPHTTHTHTHPP!!!" Fluffle Puff said while... dressed up as a Nazi?
"Really!?" Deadpool asked "And what makes you believe that the Wolfenstiein won't appear and kill him again?" The boat shook violently.
"ICEBERG!!!" Pinkie yelled "ABANDON SHIP!!!" Discord teleported away, Fluffle puff & Sonata jumped into the ocean, though Fluffle Puff turned into a raft as Sonata turned into her seahorse form, Pinkie used her balloons, and Suprise flew off.
"YOU COWARDS!!!" The water erupted as a giant figure overshadowed Deadpool. Deadpool turned and dropped a brick... literally, he dropped a brick. Why were you carrying a brick near your ass, Deadpool? "For this visual gag." Deadpool turned to the monster and pulled out his sword. "Alright, monster! I've watched enough sea movies to know how to take you down! Now flee, or else-!"
"Oh my gosh!" The monster spoke in an all too familiar voice "Are you Deadpool? Cranky told me about you and I have been DYING to meet you!"
"...Steven Magnet?"
"Oh my gosh! You know me!?" The monster lowered itself, revealing it's large, purple head with orange hair & mustache. "I'm very flattered that you know me, Mr. Deadpool! How do you know me?"
"Well... Youtube's captions weren't great, so it said that your name is Steven Magnet, and it was confirmed during Cranky and Matilda's wedding. And please," He pulled out his own Fabio Lanzoni-ish wig and put it on. "I too am a man of fashion!"
"Ooh! A fabulous person like me!? You must get around a lot."
"I do, my fabulous Sea Serpent." Steven blushed and waved at him.
"Stop it! You're just as fabulous as me!"
"We're both fabulous."
"How fabulous are we?"
"Hm... ANOTHER SONG!!!"
WHAT THE-!?!?!? Only 1 song per chapter, Dead-
How's it going bros? My name is Pooliepie. Hello? Is anyone in there? Hello? Is anyone in there? Oooo! Snoop dawg! Hello? Is anyone in there? Hello? Is anyone in there? Oooo! Snoop dawg!
Oh you! Oh you! Oh you! Oh you! Oh you! Oh.
♫He's so fa-fa- fabulous. ♫
Likes to dress up.
♫Fa-fa- fabulous. ♫
Wearing make up.
♫So fa-fa- fabulous. ♫
What a get up! Like a pinup. Shaking that butt.
Where you going man? Where you going man? Please tell me. I am really curious. (Pooliepie, Pooliepie.) Where you going man? Where you going man. Please tell me. I am really curious.
He's a wizard!
♫He's so fa-fa- fabulous. ♫
Likes to dress up.
♫Fa-fa- fabulous. ♫
Wearing make up.
♫So fa-fa- fabulous. ♫
What a get up! Like a pinup. Shaking that butt.
♫So fa-fa - fabulous. ♫
As a mermaid.
♫fa-fa - fabulous.♫
Or a hot babe.
♫fa-fa - fabulous. ♫
What a get up! Like a pinup. Shaking that butt.
(Pooliepie, Pooliepie.) I think me and my Mooncheeks are perfect together. (Pooliepie, Pooliepie.) And I love her. Oh hey girl, girl. Can I sit next to you. I love benches. I love benches.
Hue ha ha hue! Hue ha ha hue! Hue ha ha! Hue ha ha! Hue ha ha!
I'm so fabulous!
♫He's so fa-fa- fabulous. ♫
Likes to dress up.
♫Fa-fa- fabulous. ♫
Wearing make up.
♫So fa-fa- fabulous. ♫
What a get up! Like a pinup. Shaking that butt.
♫So fa-fa - fabulous. ♫
As a mermaid.
♫fa-fa - fabulous.♫
Or a hot babe.
♫fa-fa - fabulous. ♫
What a get up! Like a pinup. Shaking that butt.
After... that. Both Deadpool and Steven came out of the spa, looking as... well... you know.
"I must say," Steven spoke, slithering across the floor "you have to be one of the most flamboyant things I've meet since myself!"
"Ah, thank you kindly, sir." Deadpool replied "Taco?"
"No thanks, I'm staying Gluten free."
"...Get the F**k out of my face then."
"Hmph! At least some of us are trying to be healthy." Steven slithered away to a nearbylake.
"Pfft. White people."
