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// Scenes From an Equestrian Cafe 
// Story: Deadpool and Pinkie Pie: 1,039 Hours 
// by MixedBag1994 
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It was a slow day for Joe's Donut Shop. For the entire day,all of 6 people came in. Pinkie Pie and Deadpool were sitting in a booth next to the door. They were in the middle of a conversation about breakfast items.
"So,as I approached this guy I was supposed to kill at a breakfast buffet,I had to shove the Oatmeal in his face to keep him from screaming!" said Deadpool with a slight outburst of laughter, 
to which Pinkie replied "Oatmeal,Are you Crazy?" 
"Well, tell me some other breakfast item that can muffle sound." Said Deadpool.
"Point taken." Said Pinkie.
Joe was getting impatient. "ARE YOU TWO GONNA BUY SOMETHING OR WHAT?" 
To which Deadpool replied, "I'll take the Baked Potato Muffin with extra Sauerkraut"
"and I'll just have a Diet Water” said Pinkie. “Alright, we need to find a way to get 100,000 bits within 1,039 Hours” said Deadpool, 
“But why in that specific time period?” said Pinkie.
“Because the writer has a thing for Green Day.” said Deadpool. 
“Makes Sense to me.” says Pinkie.  
“WAIT!” says Deadpool. “I just got the most brilliant Idea!” 
“WHAT IS IT! WHAT IS IT! WHAT IS IT!” screams Pinkie. 
“I can’t tell you here. You will have to meet me at this location.” Says Deadpool as he scribbles an address on a napkin and slides it to pinkie. The napkin read “4580 Warning Blvd. Ask for Cass Ette” Deadpool dropped 18 bits on the table and walked out Joe’s Donut Shop. 
“Is he usually this crazy?” asks Joe. 
“This is just one of his calmer days.” Replies Pinkie.