The author of this fanfic landed in the world of Equestria, right where I live in. The loser before you has chganged into his O.C.: a light brown Alicorn with white, big mac looking hooves, black mane & tail, black, nerd square shaped glasses, and his cuite mark is a cliche'd valentine heart that looks like it's made from iron. I fany of you are wondering, in case you didn't read this chapter's title, his name is Kane, or, for his O.C., Strongeheart. And yes, I'll soon get to that buffalo soon! Jeez! Anyways, our Alicorn wakes up as soon as the door to my house opens, with the Mane 6 walking in. Let's watch these get together!
"Deadpool!" Twilight yelled "Deadpool!!! Where are you!?"
"Why does he disappear on us like that!?" Rainbow Dash yelled
"I think we know why, but where did he go?" Applejack asked
"He took over MrAquino's area and sent the creator of this fanfic right in front of us." Pinkie answered. The five turned to Pinkie with a look of confusion.
"MrAquino?" Rarity asked
"He made it, not me!"
"Oh dear!" Fluttershy yelled "Look!!!" The 6 ran ahead, following Fluttershy, stopping as they found a crater inside my crib, where your author lied in.
"Another Alicorn!?" Twilight asked
"I think so." Rarity inquired "And this isn't like that brute 'Blackjack' from what he looks like."
"A MALE ALICORN!?!?!?" Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash yelled, adjusting their manes to look good.
"Be careful Everypony!" Pinkie yelled, taking the lead "this Could one of those alicorns that claim to be related to Celestia, Luna, or us!"
"...Seriously?" Applejack asked. Pinkie leaped in and lifted MrAquino's head up!
"ALRIGHT MISTER!!! TALK!!!"
"...Pinkie pie?" He asked. They all gasped
"AHA!!! CLAIMING TO BE MY SON NOW!?!?!?"
"...What? Am I... in Equestria?
"PINKIE!!!" Twilight yelled, using her magic to lift the pink pony off "I am so sorry for that! My name's Twilight Sparkle. What's yours?" Kane stopped and stared at her face. He began to sweat hard, his wings went up with a 'POOMF!', and, in his eyes, all he could see was him and Twilight reenacting a scene from [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSh0V7jmoFw]Pucca.
"Mm... oh Twilight." He spoke in a dreamly voice
"You... know me? Oh wait! Of course! With me being a princess and all, somepony must've heard all of my friends and our adventure."
"I think Deadpool now has them." Rainbow Dash commented. Kane's eyes shrunk, as he snapped himself out of the love phase.
"DEADPOOL!?!?!?" He yelled "THAT BASTARD!!!" Again, they all gasped
"NO STARS!!!" Pinkie yelled
"You know Deadpool!?" Dashie asked
"Yes, Rainbow Dash. He must be getting revenge on me for the previous chapter where everyone cried at his back-story."
"Excuse me," Rarity intruded "Did you say, 'previous chapter'?" Kane froze, his pupils shrunk and he did his best scrunch face.
"Uh... well... you see... it's... kinda hard to say, Rarity."
"How in tarnation do you even know our names!?" Applejack yelled, walking to sweating Alicorn. Kane backed up until his butt landed on the wall.
"Well, Applejack... there's... um... a little thing that, uh, will be crazy, but-"
"He's the creator of this story in which Deadpool now's taken over of because he made all of us cry in the last chapter and he's the reason why many crazy character and things are happening right now." Pinkie answered at the speed of light. Everypony turned to Pinkie, then turned to Kane.
"...Pinkie's right." Rainbow Dash tackled him to the floor!
"ALRIGHT MISTER!!!" She yelled "Begin talking!!! How, in the name of Celestia, did you bring Deadpool and those others into our land!?"
"Look, Dashie-"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!"
"...Ok, Rainbow Dash, it's a little process I did some time ago, but it went like this; I was new to a webstie called 'FimFiction.Net', an area where stories are placed for everyone to see and be judged. Most of these stories are loosely based on Equestria, given one of three ratings: Everyone, Teen, and Mature; Many of these are ranged into different genres: Romance, Sad, Comedy, Tragedy, Dark, Adventure, Slice of Life, Human, Antrho, alternate universe, random, and crossover. Each of these stories, with their rating and genre can range from a simple use of reading a book to finding a key that will stop a plague that will risk everypony to go extinct."
"Really?" Fluttershy asked "Is there anything I did in these stories?"
"There's many out there. An example is, when you went into Starlight Glimmer's home, Starlight demanded you to giver her a belly rub."
"That's... strange."
"It is, but it explains why Starlight didn't see you when you escaped through the chimney, as Party Favor was outside, asking you if you had to rub her belly as well."
"But what about Deadpool?" Twilight asked "What does this have to do with Deadpool?"
"I'll get to that. This whole thing is a Comedy-Crossover story."
"Like... this?" Rarity asked
"Yes. Look at all of the stuff Deadpool's done in your land! Everything Deadpool did wasn't just him, but me."
"YOU!?!?!?" They all yelled.
"You brought Deadpool into our world!?" Twilight asked
"I did." the other Alicorn replied
"But... why?"
"To make long things short, it was-"
"TWILIGHT!!!" Spike the Dragon yelled, running to them. He came in and took deep breaths. "Have... to... tell you..." He burped out a letter. Twilight levitated the letter and read it in her head, but gasped
"CANTERLOT'S BEING INVADED!!!" She yelled
"By who!?"
"A group called... 'The Masters of Evil'." Kane's eyes widened and his pupils shrunk.
"We have to stop them!" Kane yelled "TO CANTERLOT!!!" He ran ashed at speeds that made Pinkie wonder where he went!
"Follow that stallion!" Rainbow Dash yelled. The Mane 6 began to chase the Stallion, as he ran to Canterlot, then flared his wings and began to fly! Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Twilight flew after him, while the rest used the train to get over there. Using her strength, Twilight flew next to Kane, who was too focused to reach Canterlot.
"Who are the Masters of Evil?" She asked
"They're a group of supervillains," he replied "the worst of the worst from where Deadpool comes from. They work together to seek one common goal: complete world domination! Why is Deadpool doing this? This was suppose to be the FINAL CHAPTER!!!"
"Final Chapter!?"
"Yes! The end where Deadpool would save Equestria from them, using his Deus Ex Machina button to summon every other Hero to battle against them. But since he's in my spot, that won't happen!"
"What will happen, then!?"
"I have no clue."
The rest of the flight was silent, as they arrived into a war torn Canterlot, seeing a blast of green light coming from the castle! The non-fliers were on the floor, ruishing to the castle, as an army of Robots, human soldiers, and some of the canterlot soldiers chased after them.
"Let's see here," Kane spoke to himself "Doom bots, Ultron units, Sentinels, Hydra soldiers, The Chitauri, Elves, and brainwashed soldiers."
"What are we up against?" the princess asked
"Some of the most powerful villains." He released a powerful flap of his wings and flew inside, breaking a window, landing inside the throne room! The other three landed right behind him, and the doors were slammed open, as the rest cam inside! Kane gasped "My God! Just as I suspected!"
Five iconic villains stood in front of the ponies:
The Red Skull
Ultron
Magneto:
Female Loki:
And, the leader of them all, Doctor Doom!!!
The villains, along with some of their own guards, surrounded the three princess and prince, all tied up to each other back to back.
"Oh look," Loki pointed "more of these so called ponies."
"I'll handle this." Red Skull spoke, taking his pistol out and aimed it at the ponies.
"Wait!" Ultron yelled "My sensors indicate that these ponies are... different."
"Agreed," Magneto added "those two look like these three. Deal with the others, Red Skull."
"Negative! The others are swarming with a higher energy field around them unlike the others, something that will unlock something greater."
"Keep them alive!" Doctor Doom ordered, walking to the ponies. "These horses will do just fine when they become Latveria's slaves."
"Hey!" Twilight yelled "We're not horses and we're not slaves!"
"Yeah!" Rainbow Dash yelled "Just wait until Deadpool gets to you all!!!"
"Deadpool!?" Doom yelled, looking everywhere in fear. The others looked around in fear, unsure if the Merc with the Mouth will come and attack them all. Ultron presses some buttons on his arm, where a large laser scanned everywhere.
"There are no signs of Deadpool anywhere." The robot spoke.
"Classic mind tricks." Magneto commented
"...Playing us as fools!?" Loki yelled, marching to your author and the Mane 6. "Do you have any idea who we are!?"
"...Who are you?" Pinkie asked, tilting her head.
I'm doing this as a funny joke on him and those villains! Hopefully, they won't be too angry when I get back to my world.
Doctor Doom
Red Skull
Magneto
Ultron
Loki
All.
And I suck at lyrics!!!
Loki's left eye twitched, but she smiled and chuckled a bit.
"You wish to know who we are?" She asked "We'll tell you!" She snapped and some music began to play behind them. All the villains together released various 'Do's to make a rhythm.
"Uptown Funk and the Avengers theme song?" Kane asked "...I'm going to get you for this, Deadpool."
♫This horse, We're ice cold, we're villains with white gold!♫
♫This one, for them heroes, the zeroes, what can they do?♫
♫Smart masterpieces stylin', while in Livin’ it up in the city!♫
♫Got guts on with Xavier, my old best friend, I’m much smarter!♫
♫We're too hot! ♫(Evil!)
♫Called up S.H.I.E.L.D. and with a Cyclops. We're too hot!♫ (Evil!)
♫Make an Ant-Man retire through death, man, We’re too hot!♫ (Evil!)
♫Don't Say our names, you know who I are We're too hot!♫ (Evil!)
♫Am I bad 'bout that power? Break it down: Xavior sent you hallelujah♫ (whuoo)
♫Hitler sent me you hallelujah♫ (whuoo)
♫Odin sent me you hallelujah♫ (whuoo)
♫‘Cause Master Funk gon’ give it to you!♫
♫'Cause Master Funk gon’ give it to you!♫
♫‘Cause Master Funk gon’ give it to you!♫
♫It's Saturday night and Equestria's ours!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫ (come on)
The Mane 6 and Kane sat in a circle together, as the villains danced around them each showing off their powers with their soldiers surrounding them, arming themselves for combat, but also dancing to the beat as well!
♫Don’t believe us just watch!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch! Hey, hey, hey, oh!♫
♫Stop! ... Wait a minute.♫
♫Fill my goblet, put some ale in it!♫
♫Kneel down, beg for life!♫
♫Ultron! Get the stretch!♫
♫We're Taking Asgard, New York, Atlantis, Everywhere!♫
♫If we show up, we gon’ take out, including the Guardian's Knowhere.♫
♫We're too hot! ♫(Evil!)
♫Called up S.H.I.E.L.D. and with a Cyclops. We're too hot!♫ (Evil!)
♫Make an Ant-Man retire through death, man, We’re too hot!♫ (Evil!)
♫Don't Say our names, you know who I are We're too hot!♫ (Evil!)
♫Am I bad 'bout that power? Break it down: Xavior sent you hallelujah♫ (whuoo)
♫Hitler sent me you hallelujah♫ (whuoo)
♫Odin sent me you hallelujah♫ (whuoo)
♫‘Cause Master Funk gon’ give it to you!♫
♫'Cause Master Funk gon’ give it to you!♫
♫‘Cause Master Funk gon’ give it to you!♫
♫It's Saturday night and Equestria's ours!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫ (come on)
♫Don’t believe us just watch!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch! Hey, hey, hey, oh!♫ ... Before you plead, allow us tell you all something: ♫Masters Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up. Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up. I said Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up. Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up!♫ Come on, prance! Scream on it, If you're foolish then taunt us. If you're frightened then show it. Don’t try to hide it, come show us! Come on, prance! Scream on it, If you're foolish then taunt us.
♫It's Saturday night and Equestria's ours!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫ (come on)
♫Don’t believe us just watch!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch!♫
♫Don’t believe us, just watch! Hey, hey, hey, oh!♫
All of their soldiers joined During this, Celestia used her magic to teleport herself next to the ponies and, in another flash, disappeared.
♫Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up! Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up! Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up! Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up! Masters Funk you up,Masters Funk you up ! Masters Funk you up,Masters Funk you up! Masters Funk you up, Masters Funk you up! Masters Funk you up!♫
They stopped and saw that their prisoners were gone!
"Shit!" Red Skull yelled
"Loki!" Doctor Doom yelled. They all turned to Loki, who had a blank look on her face, then awkwardly smiled
"It was fun, right?" She asked
"No worries," Ultron spoke "I figured something like this would happen."
"What did you do?" Magneto asked
"The brown one is not of their world. He may walk and fly like them, but his DNA says otherwise. I got a good scan of him and I am now locating his location right now."
"And where is that?" Doom asked, crossing his arms.
"...Follow me." His back opened up with some rockets coming out, and the robot flew away! Doom and Magneto followed, while both Red Skull and Loki took a lone Chitauri carrier.
Tree of Harmony.
The ponies all appeared right in front of the tree of harmony.
"Are you alright, Twilight?" Celestia asked
"I am, princess." Twilight replied
"That was entertaining!" Pinkie spoke, tossing a bucket of popcorn away
"Thank you, Celestia." Kane replied
"Who are you?" Celestia asked
"Uh... well... you see... I'm-"
"He's the reason why Deadpool's here and all the craziness is happening." Pinkie blurted. Celestia eyes wide3ned, and she looked back at the stallion Alicorn.
"Is this true!?"
"...Yes." he replied
"All of it!?" He nodded "Including... our dialogue?" Another nod. She stared at him with a look of anger that says 'Now you fucked up!' But instead of hearing Kane monologue about why he made this, enjoy some things my friends and I made that I WISH we got some MOTHER FUCKING CASH OFF OF!!!
Oh! I think we skipped to much. If you're wondering, the doucebags caught the other doucebags with my homies, as they are on the moon. Doctor Doom himself has the elements of Harmony with him, and Magneto placed all of them together in a girder that acted as rope on them.
"You really call these 'the elements of harmony'?" He asked
"...They do, not me." Kane replied, somewhere in between calm and completely flipping out.
"These aren't suppose to be used for 'Harmony' stuff around here! These are actually infinity stones!!!"
"Infinity stones!?" the mares asked in unison.
"It's a bunch of stones that only the most strong willed people can control, which has devastating effects if used unprofessionally." Kane replied. Everyone stared at him with a curious look.
"See what I mean." Ultron stated
"We'll get out of here!!!" Twilight yelled "And when we do, we'll-"
...Sorry! Couldn't resist! Anyways, Loki brought in- WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?
"FLASH SENTRY!?!?!?" Everypony yelled
"Yes!" Loki replied "This pony is the reason your city was invaded!!!"
"But... why!?" Twilight asked, tears coming down from her face. Flash Sentry walked to her and placed his hoof under her chin.
"Oh Twilight," he spoke "if only there was someone who loved you."
"YOU BASTARD!!!" Kane yelled
"You will all thank me when everypony is under a single flag."
"Our flag!" Doctor Doom added.
"...Not entirely." Ultron spoke. He fired a blast at Magneto, knocking out the leader of mutants himself! Then, as an added bonus, he threw Red Skull into the darkness of space, as he floated, screaming!
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?!?"
"You wish to have peace. Peace can only come through extinction. With these ponies, they'll be saved by their foolish actions."
"I'M THE LEADER HERE!!!"
"Not anymore. Loki?"
"On it, Sweetie!" Loki spoke, opening a portal behind Doom! Ultron fired a blast at Doom, sending him through the portal! Ultron picked up the elements.
"And now... you... Flash."
"Me!?" The doucebag horse asked
"You'll be the ultimate weapon. The thing needed to make everyone extinct!"
"But... I can't-" He was cut off as Ultron fired the Elements of Harmony on Flash! In a few moments, Flash started to become one with the moon and- Oh... hold a minute! MrAquino!? Is this your lost Sanic Fan Fic!?!?!? Ah! Before you answer that, let's just skip to the good part where a Giant Flash Sentry-Moon is heading towards Equestia and both Kane & Twilight (in her anime mane) go super saiyan! Enjoy the walk-through as MrAquino is Emo Hedgehog and Twi is Sanic.
So... yeah. Kane falls back to Equestria, but since I don't want to right any more chapters for him, PORTAL!!! And... there he is! Oh, he's such an ugly fat guy! Oh no... he's awake! I'll be going back now. OI!!! Blue Skidoo, we can too!!!