//------------------------------// // More straightforward than the Terminator movies. Pony #66: Littlepip // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Deadpool teleported out of the school, landing right near the edge of the Everfree forest. Why are we here? To get away from that mess made in the school. "Oh yes!" Deadpool spoke "And when they look for us, they'll believe that we were here all along! Now, you the audience, would you kindly not watch while I take a p**s? I haven't emptied it since the beginning of this fanfic!" Are we gonna take a s**t as well!?!?!? Please author... don't mention the details. Don't worry! I'm not going to tell the audience in detail. Basically, unless you're a robot reading this, then you know what happens when you have to use the restroom. While Deadpool was doing his business, another green portal opened just a few feet away and a pony fell out of it. As soon as the pony fell out, the portal closed right behind it, leaving it to the outside world. "Hello!?!?!?!?" The pony yelled "Is anypony here!?!?!?" "YO!!!" Deadpool yelled back, finishing his business with some leaves. "Are you a raider!?!?!?" "Hell no! I don't celebrate 'American Football'!!! I celebrate good ol' Canadian Football!!!" "...Come out!" "Alright, alright... just let me while here." After a few seconds of waiting, Deadpool walked right out and saw the pony: it was a light grey unicorn mare with a brown, Derpy looking mane & tail, with deceive around her right foreleg wearing what looks like a jumpsuit from the Fallout games, minus the pants, showing that her cutie mark was the device she wore. Hold on! Do we know her from somewhere? That's... Little Pip from Fallout: Equestria!!! Deadpool took a single step forward and Little Pip pulled out her iconic 'Little Macintosh', aiming at Deadpool's head. "Don't you take another step!" Little Pip growled "Make another step and I will blow your f**king brains out!!!" "Alright!" Deadpool replied, waving his hands in an innocent way. "Need anything?" "...Where the hell am I?" "Pardon?" "That Green portal! It sucked me away from my allies and I'm now here! Where is here!?!?!?" "Have... you tried your Pipbuck?" "I did! It says I'm in Ponyville: This ain't Ponyville!!!" "How do you know?" She looked to the town, seeing all the stuff. "I've been to Ponyville before! This is far too nice looking and... clean... and safe looking... than the ponyville... I... oh s**t. Is it just me, or is it hot around here!?!?!?" "...seems fine to me." "Well... I can tell that this is NOT ponyville! From where I'm from, this town was destroyed! Only bandits and scavengers live there, all struggling for survival and-and..." "Are... you feeling alright?" "...No!!! This isn't right!!! This is far too peaceful for Ponyville! The oxygen is fresh, there's color everywhere, and it's peaceful! How is this-" "What year were you from?" "...Pardon?" "What year are you from?" "... the year 3056. Why?" "That explains why!" "WHAT!?!?!? Say it or I'll-" "This is the year 2015!!!" "...What?" "Yep! 2015!" Little Pip stared at Deadpool. She looked at her pip buck and looked through her stuff, just to see if she's on something, is suffering from radiation poisoning, lack of sleep, or something. Sure enough, the date on her pip buck read 2015 on it. "I... time traveled?... I time traveled. I TIME TRAVELED!!!" She started to hop around happily, repeating yelling 'yes' in a circle, almost like Twilight Sparkle. She ran into Deadpool and jumped into his arms! "Whoa there! Easy!" "Don't you know what this means!?!?!? I can tell everypony what will happen and what they must NOT do! I can prevent the Fallout! I can save all of these lives!!! I can really be a hero!!! Thank you Mr...-" "It's Deadpool." "Deadpool? I take it you've killed multiple ponies?" "Only an evil Centaur that destroyed the golden oak library!" "Huh... so the bombs... didn't destroy the library? Anyways: Is Celestia still alive!?!?!?" "Yep!" "QUICK!!! I need to get to her! I believe trains work here, right?" "Yep!" "Alright: we can take a train, head there, and fight off the bandits that- Oh... wait... there aren't bandits here, right?" "As far as I've been here, nope!" "Ugh... come on Littlepip: we're in a safer time! I doubt there's anything we should fear, right?" "Hm... taxes!" "Right... well, we can get to Celestia and-" Deadpool jumped into the air and they both landed right in front of the throne room. Littlepip's mouth remained open, in total awe, seeing the beautifully made land in it's glory. Celestia sat in her throne room, using her magic to write some letter down and enjoying some cake. She turned and saw the two. "Aw. Deadpool." She simply spoke "I hope you haven't been causing trouble around here." "Nothing to worry about, Sunbutt!" Deadpool replied "Sunbutt!?!?!? I'll... got to that later. Who's that?" "A pony from the future!!!" "...a pony... from... the future?" "Yep! Go on Little Pip, tell 'er about the future!" Deadpool gently dropped Little Pip. She stood there, shaking at seeing the Princess in flesh! "Go on. Are you really from the future? Tell me: what is it like? Do all the nations unite as one? It technology so advanced we've achieved the impossible!?!?!? Do I have kids?" Little Pip shook her head. "Um... no, your majesty." Little pip replied "Look, a lot of bad stuff happens in the future!" "Oh my! Like what?" "Well... I will just say one thing: Nuclear war!" "... come. I must hear this." "Yes Celestia. After hearing what I have to say, you'll thank when I'm born!" "Almost forgot!" Deadpool yelled, picking up Little Pip "Selfie!!!" "Selfie?" "I want to see if it's like 'Back to the Future'." "...How does that work?" "If it works, then you disappear!!!" "Um... alright?" "MENTATS!!!" "WHERE!?!?!?" Their picture was taken with Deadpool smiling and Little Pip looking to her left, looking for the mentats. The grand doors opened, and Luna with Sweetie Belle walked in. "And that," Luna spoke "is how I'd survive the apocalypse." "Wow Luna," Sweetie replied "All of that planned out! But... what about Celestia?" "Her? Hm... perhaps I'll upload her personality into something so she can live virtually. Oh! Hello... Deadpool." "Mooncheeks." Deadpool relied. Luna growled a bit. He looked down at Sweetie Belle "How's one of my students doing in their training?" "It's going great!" Sweetie replied "I've only caused 12 breaks to happen, all vases!!! Who's your friend?" Little Pip stared at Sweetie Belle, her left eye twitching rapidly and she stood perfectly still. "Hi! I'm Sweetie Belle!" "G-g-great G-g-grandma?" Little Pip stammered out before falling to the floor on her left side, unconscious. "...who is that pony?" Luna asked "She's from the future!" Deadpool simply replied. "THE FUTURE!?!?!?" Sweetie yelled. She ran to the unconscious Little Pip and started to climb her. She stood on "I can't to hear what the future holds!!! When she wakes up, I'm going to ask her how I got my cutie mark!!!" A golden aura surrounded Little Pip and she began to float away. Sweeite jumped off "HEY!!!" "Don't worry, Sweetie Belle" Celestia replied "I will need to talk to her first before she can spend time with you." "...Alright. I can't wait to spend time with her!!! She seems so funny!!!" Until she realizes that Little Pip is one of her descendants. STOP RUINING MOMENTS!!!