//------------------------------// // So Happy Together. Ponies #253-261: Petunia Petals, Sunny Skies, Torque Wrench, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Kerfuffle, Mr & Mrs. Hoofington, and Moody Root. // Story: Deadpool in Equestria // by MrAquino //------------------------------// Deadpool, Gallus, Silverstream, Ocellus, Sandbar, Yona, Smolder, Selina, Roscoe, Lightbreeze, Summer Flare, and Strongheart all stood together in unison with a rather annoyed look. The place they arrived at, Hope Hollow, was nothing like they were promised. Just about everything in the town, even it's students, were lacking in color, looking more gray than being quite colorful. Standing in front of them was a stallion unicorn that wore a bow tie, looking quite formal and important looking, who had a nervous smile across his face. "Um... I uh... might've over exaggerated a few things." He spoke in a Minnesotan accent. "That's an understatement." Selina commented. "Less color that home, yes." Roscoe added. "This is a straight up lie!" Lightbreeze shouted. "No Breezie would collect pollen from here!" "Yona want to smash little pony!" Yona ended. The stallion backed up. "W-wait! Let me explain!" He begged. "...Students." Deadpool spoke, stopping his students in place. "Please, explain to us, Mayor Sunny Skies." "Um... well... A long time ago, when my Grandpa Skies was mayor, Hope Hollow was different. They used to call this town "The End of the Rainbow", 'cause everything you'd ever want, you could find right here. Next door neighbors chatting over-" Deadpool covered his mouth with his hand. "Ok! No need to sing! Especially since you don't have a great singing voice." Sunny Skies pulled Deadpool's hand off his mouth. "So you'll help?" "Of course! You just need some color and fun. And that's what we know what to do." He turned to the X-Force. "Gallus and Silverstream, find us some entertainment!" Both birds saluted, though Silverstream was more enthusiastic. "Sandbar, Yona, and Lightbreeze, go the handicap pony over there and help her make clothes." He pointed to a pegasus mare that wore a pho fur coat and also had a prosthetic leg at her hind left area. "Smolder, Summer Flare, Selina, Rosco, go to the baking are and prepare some sweets." All four quickly put on a baker's hat with aprons. "The rest... come with me. We've gotta get some necessary tools." "Oh boy! I bet Torque Wrench can help you with that!" Sunny Skies cheered. "I'll lead you to her." He began to walk away. Deadpool turned to his students. "Break!" Everyone ran off to do their own thing. Gallus and Silverstream looked around for anything that looked remotely entertaining. "So..." Gallus began. "We've been together for a while now, and I was thinking that we would... well..." "Ooh! I think I found something!" Silverstream interrupted, flying ahead. Gallus sighed as they landed nearby on a hill. Flying above were a pair of twin pegasi foals, a colt and the filly, with the colt wearing a jacket and the other a beanie. "Aww! Aren't they adorable!?" "... I guess. But how is this entertainment?" "They can put on a flight show with us!" "... Right..." Both foals crashed into each other and landed nearby the two. They looked angry at each other before seeing the Hippogriff and Griffin. "Uh... sis, you seeing this?" The colt asked. "I don't know. Are you seeing this?" His sister asked. Yona, Sandbar, and Lightbreeze followed the pegasus mare with the prosthetic leg. She stopped and took notice. "Oh! Hello there!" She spoke with the same Minnesotian accent. "Oh my goodness! Aren't you all a bunch of cuties?" "Cute!?" Yona asked. "Yona not cute. Yona tough!" "And I might be small, but I'm not 'cute." Lightbreezr spoke. The mare picked the breezie up. "Aww, you're even cuter when you're angwy." Lightbreeze stared before pressing a button on his wrist. There was a small 'Boom!' in the sky, followed by something huge crashing to the floor, causing a small meteor on the floor and lots of dust to fly. When the dust ended, standing tall (A bit) was a huge, Red & Black colored mech suit with white 'eyes' that was a bit hunched over, with a left, claw like hand, a right arm that was a mix between a machine gun, flame thrower, & missile launcher, and twin rockets on it's back that looked to consume a lot of fuel for maximum flight, all towering Yona. It's helmet opened, allowing Lightbreeze to fly in, which closed as soon as he was inside. The mech suit activated, standing upright as it can before looking down at the mare. "IS THIS ADORABLE NOW!?" Lightbreeze spoke through the mech, making his voice much deeper and more threatening than necessary. The mare shivered before fainting from shock. "... I don't think you should've done that." Sandbar spoke. "WHEN DEADPOOL GIVES YOU A MECH FROM SOMETHING CALLED WARHAMMER 40K AND MODIFIES IT FOR YOUR SMALL SIZE, YOU WOULD USE IT AS WELL." Smolder, Selina, Roscoe, and and Summer Flare went to the only bakery in town, seeing it was closed... but then saw the only pair of ponies strolling around a tray of pies. "Hey! Excuse me!" Smolder spoke. "You both seem to be the only pie makers around. Care to tell us what you've made?" "Oh my, a dragon in these parts?" The fancy stallion spoke. "Quite unusual." "Indeed." His wife added. "But if you're curious, my husband made Apricot pies. Want to try?" "Yes!" Roscoe spoke, taking a slice and eating it. He face went green before hacking it up. "WHAT THE F##K IS THAT!?!?!? yes." "How rude! My apricots are fresh." Selina sniffed it then gagged. "Uh... no, these aren't ripe at all." She spoke before turning to another tree. "But those ones are!" "I can get them." Summer Flare spoke, hopping over to the other side of the fence the tree was in. "Oi! What are you doing in my garden!?" A Scottish sounding stallion yelled. "Uh oh! I gotta help." Smolder spoke, flying over. "Hmm... perhaps I can help you bake some pies?" Selina spoke. "Uncle Capper did teach me a thing or two." "Ooh! Same thing here, yes." Roscoe spoke. "Watched pink pony bake! Took lessons from her, yes." Selina blinked. "... I didn't think you had the brain to learn how to bake." "Hey!" Deadpool, Ocellus, and Strongheart were in the mayor's office with another mare that looked like Rosie the Riveter..The two students looked over a device while Deadpool looked at some files and a pair of binoculars to the town. "Hmm... So far, Gallus and Silverstream are with the Pickle and Barley Barrel, Lightbreeze made Kerfuffle faint, Selina & Roscoe are helping Mr & Mrs. Hoofington bake pies, and Summer Flare and Smolder are taking Moody Root's apricots." He looked back to see that another mare entered, this one with huge, poofy curls that looked like a mix between Pinkie and Aria Dazzling's mane. She looked surprised. "Oh my! Mr. Deadpool! Y-you're here!?" She asked. "Indeed, Petunia Petals." She blushed. "Y-you know my name?" "Along with Torque Wrench over there and about all the characters from the 2nd movie." "Somepony say my name?" The other mare asked, looking a bit confused as she and Ocellius fixed the device. "But yeah. I do." "Oh dear," Petunia began. "a-and you're really going to help us?" "Yep. We'll get your color back, but not in the way you'd expect." "... Oh? What do you mean?" "Ocellus!? Is it finished?" "Yep!" The changeling spoke. "We've altered the device to make it play music as well!" "Thank goodness it's over." Torque spoke, walking out. "I hate being the only repair pony." "And me?" Strongheart asked. "... Eh, MrAquino's lazy writing struck again." Deadpool answered. Deadpool connected his phone to all of the device, which was then connected to the various speakers around town, causing some feedback to be heard. He grabbed a Microphone. "Alright, X-Force members, switch your tools to 'Paint', cause this is gonna get creative." He then pressed play as Happy Together played. All the X-Force heard this, then pulled out modified guns that shot paint instead of bullets, similar to Splatoon. Gallus and Silverstream, with Pickle and Barley barrel watching, both began to paint the town with their paint guns. The Griffin began to slowly dance with the music, making the twins confused. "What are you doing?" Barley asked. "Oh, just a little something I've been meaning to ask." Gallus spoke, turning to Silverstream with an extended arm. "Care to join me?" "YES!!!" Silverstream shouted back. They both locked their arms together and began to dance while spinning in a circle, laughing childishly. Yona, Sandbar, and Kerfuffle, waking up, caught a sight of the two dancing, but smiled seeing them so happy. "Aww, they're so cute!" Kerfuffle commented on the sight. "Sandbar want to do the same with Yona?" Yona asked. "Heh, it'll be better than the Amity Ball." Sandbar chuckled. Lightbreeze landed by them in his mech. "INITIATING PAINTING SEQUENCE." The Breezie controlled mech spoke before blasting missiles all over the place, causing huge explosions of paint to go everywhere. Yona and Sandbar didn't care, as Sandbar, with a rose in one hand, twirled Yona around before leaning her down as an explosion of paint went off behind them. They both giggled and ran ahead, jumping on and climbing Lightbreeze's mechs, blasting away their paint across Hope Hollow. LightBreeze and the two landed across Selina, and Roscoe, with both Mr and Mrs. Hoofington taken back. "Right here!" Roscoe shouted, jumping and waving towards them. "Yes, right here!" Selina added. Both cat and dog crossed their arms together and skipped in unison as they fired away, getting paint all over the couple and their freshly baked pies. In the distance, Smolder and Summer Flare planted explosions everywhere, with Moody Root not too far behind, yelling nonsense about them trespassing on his property and can't take his apricots. They both saw the carnage the rest was causing. "Firework show?" Smolder asked. "Firework Show." Summer Flare replied. Smolder tossed explosions around, with Summer Flare turning into her Nirik self and delivering a fiery punch to the ground, causing all the explosions to go up and explode in the air. Deadpool, Ocellus, and Strongheart began to ascend up a pillar with the rest of the X-Force joining quickly, holding hands around their teacher, and firing at the town below, making everything colorful again like it's a scene from De Blob. With one final explosion of paint, the town, including it's residents, were now covered in paint. Color had returned to the entire town, making everything bright once again! "And, that, my fellow students, is a confirmed success!!!" Yay! I do love how everything sparks! I for one am still curious how the rest of Season 9 will play out. "Oh right... the rest..." Deadpool spoke. He took a deep breath. "Relax, Wade... it's not the end yet..."