Deadpool came out of his house, coughing and spitting out smoke after his lone time with Tree Hugger. Hree Hugger came out with her eyes still halfway closed, totally blissed the f**k out.
"It was so fun being with you, Deadpool." She said "We should hang out sometime."
"... it's 11 o'clock." Deadpool replied, all f**ked up.
"Don't worry, you'll get used to it after a while." She walked away, leaving a Deadpool on the floor with a serious case of the munchies.
Shall we do it?
We shall do it.
CLEAR!!! An electric shock was sent around Deadpool's body, making Deadpool twitch on the floor. He rested on the floor for a moment, then reopned his eyes.
"What the f**k happened?"
You were having some nice herbs with Tree Hugger.
For the last few days! MrAquino's been busy without you!
"He's WHAT!?!?!?"
Unless you want to stay alive, you can't kill him.
"Mother f**ker! Alright, what do we need to do?" Derpy landed near Deadpool with a letter.
"Letter from the Princess for you, Deadpool!" She announced. Deadpool took the letter away and opened it.
"Oh... sweet... baby faust. TICKETS TO THE GRAND GALLOPING GALA!!!"
"Did somepony say something about a ticket!?" a collection of voices asked. His Taco squad appeared, each smiling wildly!
"Oh yeah! And I already know how we're going to enter there!"
That Night
Celestia and Twilight stood near the entrance to their castle, watching Ponies enter.
"Are you sure you want Deadpool here?" Twilight asked
"Of Course I do, Twilight." Celestia replied "After all, if Discord could make things greater, I want to see what Deadpool will bring in with him!" Everyone froze as Deadpool, followed by his Taco squad, enter with Psy's Gentleman playing. Celestia became excited and Joined Deadpool in his dancing & his shenanigans!
Celestia caught her breath as Deadpool laid on her back.
"That," Celestia said with a breath "was fun!"
"I never saw you as the fun type, Sun butt." Deadpool replied.
"On events like these is where I can truly express myself."
"Ah! Always with the bureaucratic crap and not with me?"
"More or less, yeah." Another portal opened above the ballroom!
"Oh boy! What other ponies are we getting this time! I hope it's Molestia!"
Really?
Hey! We got Blue balls here!
The portal spewed out four humans, all recognizable by their silhouettes. Deadpool's eye twitched.
"You know them?" Celestia asked
"I worked with them before."
"Deadpool!" An all too familiar grunt yelled for him "Where the hell are you!"
"Aw s**t! It's my weapon X homies: Wolverine, Sabertooth, Lady Deathstrike, and Omega Red!"
"There he is!" Sabertooth yelled "GET HIM!!!"
"Run!" Deadpool slapped Celestia's plot and she ran! The Weapon X crew followed Deadpool & the princess
"Princess!!!" Twilight yelled, following the group!
"Sister!" Luna yelled, following Twilight.
"Let's get them!" Rainbow Dash yelled! The Mane 6, some of the guards (including the waifu thief), Deadpool's taco squad, and pretty much nearly all of the character in this story ran and chased the group in a large group chase with Yakety Sax playing. The result were many things happening, from not just misplaced characters chasing the chased, but other things including: Celestia & Luna riding Deadpool, Discord in a boat with the Taco squad reenacting the crossing the Delaware painting, Octavia & Vinyl wearing the helmets of Daft Punk while on the backs of the R-Dash 5000 & Sweetie Bot, the Cutie Mark Crusaders battling Gilgamesh, Dan running with lit up TNT & chasing The Weapon X people, The T.A.R.D.I.S. randomly going through with Derpy & the Doctor chasing it, Shaggy and Scooby Doo appearing out of nowhere, and- HEY!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
Alright... well... The Weapon X members were knocked out by... something.
"Yeah!" Deadpool "Suck it!"
"Suck what?" Twilight asked
"DEEZ NUTS!!!"
HA! GOT EEM!!!
...Seriously?
"What... happened?" Omega red asked
"You failed at getting your own movie!" Deadpool 'answered'.
"...Deadpool?" Lady Deathstrike asked "Are we... in a land of horses?"
"Ponies." Luna corrected.
"...So... you were telling the truth?" Wolverine asked
"Duh!" Deadpool replied "Do I lie all the time!?"
"Yes." Everyone answered.
"... Damn."
"Hey Deadpool," Pinkie spoke "Do you know what I just noticed?"
"What?"
"You haven't had a update in a long while! Is the narrator busy with something?"
"...HOLY S**T!!! You're right!!! YO!!! What cha doin'!?"
Well... Deadpool. Sorry for not updating you, but I've been busy with some stories that will soon become one huge story. These, as of right now, include: The Best Treasure of all time, The Great and Legend-Wait for it... Dary Trixie!, and Dredd's New Armor.
"WHOAH!!! AN M RATED STORY!?!?!? And I'm still Teen rating!?"
...You can work as a bit of a tween's idol, much better than Michael Bay's Transformers.
"...And I will agree with that. OH! Can I be one of them!?"
...maybe, but they need to vote.
"VOTE FOR ME!!! I WANT TO RAISE MY OWN PINKIE PIE!!! ... oh! and hit it!!!"
